Bannable Offenses

Apologies to Seinfeld

I present to you...

[GM]Dave's Day In Reverse

Now

I'm sleeping on the couch.

10 minutes ago

Susan>> Are you SERIOUS?!
Susan>> You're just going to PLAY VIDEO GAMES?!
Susan>> For a WHOLE WEEK?!

One hour ago

Susan>> Huh... A "Staycation"...
Susan>> You know...
Susan>> That sounds like a great idea.
Susan>> We could do so many fun things together.

One hour and 3 minutes ago

[GM]Dave>> I just heard about the greatest thing.
[GM]Dave>> Have you ever heard of a "Staycation"?
Susan>> No...
Susan>> What's a "Staycation"?

2 hours ago

[GM]Dave>> I can't believe I have to get Susan to agree with this.
[GM]Dave>> This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.

4 hours and 23 minutes ago

[GM]Dave>> Wow. A "Staycation".
[GM]Dave>> That sounds like a great idea.

4 hours and 24 minutes ago

Supervisor>> My other choice is to fire you.

4 hours and 25 minutes ago

[GM]Dave>> Wow. A "Staycation".
[GM]Dave>> That sounds like a retarded idea.

4 hours and 27 minutes ago

Supervisor>> I just heard about the greatest thing.
Supervisor>> Have you ever heard of a "Staycation"?
[GM]Dave>> No...
[GM]Dave>> What's a "Staycation"?

4 hours and 28 minutes ago

[GM]Dave>> What do you mean I can't have vacation time?!
[GM]Dave>> What the hell am I supposed to do now?

4 hours and 29 minutes ago

Supervisor>> Yeah... Vacation...
Supervisor>> About that...
Supervisor>> We had to eliminate vacations due to cutbacks...

4 hours and 56 minutes ago

Susan>> A vacation?
Susan>> That sounds like a great idea.

4 hours and 58 minutes ago

[GM]Dave>> Wait...
[GM]Dave>> Should I ask my supervisor BEFORE I ask Susan?
[GM]Dave>> Nah!

5 hours ago

[GM]Dave>> This would probably be a good day to ask about that vacation.

posted by Goblin Smithy @ 7:19 PM