Sunday, August 02, 2009

Apologies to Seinfeld

I present to you...

[GM]Dave's Day In Reverse

Now

I'm sleeping on the couch.

10 minutes ago

Susan>> Are you SERIOUS?!
Susan>> You're just going to PLAY VIDEO GAMES?!
Susan>> For a WHOLE WEEK?!

One hour ago

Susan>> Huh... A "Staycation"...
Susan>> You know...
Susan>> That sounds like a great idea.
Susan>> We could do so many fun things together.

One hour and 3 minutes ago

[GM]Dave>> I just heard about the greatest thing.
[GM]Dave>> Have you ever heard of a "Staycation"?
Susan>> No...
Susan>> What's a "Staycation"?

2 hours ago

[GM]Dave>> I can't believe I have to get Susan to agree with this.
[GM]Dave>> This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.

4 hours and 23 minutes ago

[GM]Dave>> Wow. A "Staycation".
[GM]Dave>> That sounds like a great idea.

4 hours and 24 minutes ago

Supervisor>> My other choice is to fire you.

4 hours and 25 minutes ago

[GM]Dave>> Wow. A "Staycation".
[GM]Dave>> That sounds like a retarded idea.

4 hours and 27 minutes ago

Supervisor>> I just heard about the greatest thing.
Supervisor>> Have you ever heard of a "Staycation"?
[GM]Dave>> No...
[GM]Dave>> What's a "Staycation"?

4 hours and 28 minutes ago

[GM]Dave>> What do you mean I can't have vacation time?!
[GM]Dave>> What the hell am I supposed to do now?

4 hours and 29 minutes ago

Supervisor>> Yeah... Vacation...
Supervisor>> About that...
Supervisor>> We had to eliminate vacations due to cutbacks...

4 hours and 56 minutes ago

Susan>> A vacation?
Susan>> That sounds like a great idea.

4 hours and 58 minutes ago

[GM]Dave>> Wait...
[GM]Dave>> Should I ask my supervisor BEFORE I ask Susan?
[GM]Dave>> Nah!

5 hours ago

[GM]Dave>> This would probably be a good day to ask about that vacation.

10 Comments:

At 12:04 AM, Blogger AndrĂ©as said...

Bgwaaah. Brain mushed up. Interesting way to write in, though it got me terribly confused. Although, I'm not too bright so we'll call it even.

 
At 1:31 AM, Blogger Fredrik said...

lol

This blog-entry is like Reservoir Dogs.

Cool!

But since im slightly retarded (or so I believe), I had to read it, just like I watched that movie:

Backwards...

 
At 2:00 AM, Blogger Dyamalos said...

I think the time got messed up during the "4 hour x min" moments...

 
At 5:49 AM, Blogger Kahsha said...

Video games for a whole week...
that's my kind of staycation!

 
At 6:54 AM, Blogger Blakealfredo said...

Bravo!

 
At 8:31 AM, Blogger Cidolfas said...

That was by far my favorite Seinfeld episode. 8-) Nice!

 
At 8:38 AM, Blogger Dxoh said...

No, the times are correct.

[Galactic Overlord] Dave does not 'mess up'...

 
At 11:44 AM, Blogger Leut said...

I didn't know gay porn was shiny...

 
At 12:36 PM, Blogger Dyamalos said...

Looks like he ninja edited the times...

 
At 12:02 PM, Blogger Anthony said...

The idea may have been borrowed, but the execution was flawless.

 

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