Thursday, August 14, 2008

Dammit, Dammit, Dammit

Okay, one of you guys is going to have to be in charge of my schedule. I apparently cannot be trusted to keep track of time.

When I started the blog up again, I decided that I would stick to a strict four week schedule for the fan packs. That way, there'd be a definite pattern and I'd ensure that you guys got them in a timely manner.

Plus, I've really been enjoying working on them.

Unfortunately, four weeks from the last fan pack puts us to today. Since you're reading this, you can probably guess that the fan pack is not being sent out today.

You're really smart, you know.

Anyway, the fan pack will be sent out one week from today. I'm going to pull out all the stops and try and make this one the best fan pack ever.


I will, at the very least, keep the slapping it together at the last minute to an absolute minimum. Scout's honor.

Note: I was never actually a scout.

So, anyone who has donated $5 or more will become a member of the [GM]Dave fan club and will be sent their very own fan pack complete with a number of exclusive stories and articles.

Usually, I'd make mention of the highest donator of the month. The person who donates the most is usually given a special opportunity to take part in the blog in some way of their choosing. They can write a story or suggest an idea. They can feed a friend to Jormy.


That rule will still apply, but Susan has suggested I take it up a notch.

I am resisting the urge to yell "BAM!"

In addition, the person who donates the most will also be given the unique chance to suggest their very own theme week. Anything you'd like to read more about, I'll write about.

Every day for an entire week.

Please don't pick a stupid theme. I don't think any of us would enjoy an entire week of my perspective on the Antiques Roadshow.

Also, to sweeten the pot, I've decided to kick the whole thing off with an entire theme week dedicated to two things I love writing about:

2) Things I hate

For the next week, I will be concentrating on the parts and players of FFXI that I hate the most.

That really shouldn't be hard.

So, take this as your warning. Fan pack in one week.

Why aren't you donating yet?

All the cool kids are doing it.

Yes, yes. I know I'm a whore.

I get that a lot.


At 8:49 PM, Blogger RurouniZanza said...

tsk, tsk, tsk... Too much Jack Daniel's and poorly cooked BBQ.

What day of each month you want the reminder?

Send me an email if you want a human monthly alarm clock.

At 9:05 PM, Blogger Psychosys said...

Yes, yes you are such a whore. Dammit.

At 7:24 AM, Blogger Bufuman said...

We are ALL whores. But at least you get paid for your whoreness, Dave.

At 11:37 AM, Blogger Ben said...

Just throwing it out there, but maybe try to throw it out on the first of every month? Not four weekly, I know. But easier to remember.

Also, quick fan question - Do you need to donate monthly to get the fan pack, or is it a one time buy in kind of deal?

At 4:58 PM, Blogger Kikadper said...

Donate monthly would be my guess. Dave needs his alcohol. We provide the money for said nomnomnom.

At 6:31 PM, Blogger Leut said...

I was thinking of getting all crafty and making a statue of Jormy that you feed retards into its mouth and Jack Daniels appears out its rear end area place.

Wouldn't that be a great donation?


How about strippers that have Jack Daniels taps on there bumpy happy pillows?


Damn....Susan was are hard to please. :/

At 6:00 PM, Blogger jools said...

UK Antiques Roadshow is great... US one not so.


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