Just Me And The Dust BunniesDamn. Did anyone happen to get the license number of the truck that just hit me?
Seriously, this has been a seriously messed up weekend. I couldn't even begin to explain what happened.
It all started Friday evening when Susan decided to invent a new drinking game. It's called "drink whenever someone shouts something stupid in Whitegate".
I think I almost died.
This morning, I woke up behind my couch.
Not on it. Behind it.
Do you know what it's like to wake up behind a couch?
I hope not.
It is not pleasant.
On the bright side, I did find the iPod that I lost a month ago.
So, if I had promised anything to anyone that would be done this weekend... Yeah... Not exactly going to happen.
My goal for the day is not to throw up, pass out, and wake up behind furniture.
I'm pacing myself.
Man, weekends are awesome.