Brain No Work No MoreSusan is an incredible woman. She is beautiful and wonderful and amazing.
Okay, that should pretty much get me out of trouble for what I'm about to say.
I think she gave me an aneurysm last night.
She's said things before that hurt me. Every now and then, she'll make an offhand comment that will make my brain shut down.
Susan>> Do you want to watch this dancing show?
Susan>> I can't wait to see the new Sex and the City movie.
Susan>> Do you have to put bacon on everything?
One of the most "interesting" facts about Susan is that she has not seen a lot of well known movies.
Hopefully, she won't notice those quotation marks.
One that jumped out at me in particular was that she had never seen the Indiana Jones movies.
I mean, there are movies that no one would bat an eye at you not seeing.
But Indiana Jones?
Everyone's seen Indiana Jones.
I felt this had to be remedied.
Actually, I just happened to notice Last Crusade was coming on TV, so I suggested we watch it.
I'll give her credit. Action adventure movies are not her style. I wasn't expecting a huge reaction.
I was simply impressed that she sat through the whole thing.
Then, as they rode off into the sunset and the credits rolled, I asked her what she thought of it.
She said something.
And my brain imploded.
I'm not kidding. There was a sudden snap and my brain actually imploded.
My vision blurred.
Dane Cook actually seemed funny.
I hadn't expected much of a reaction.
She'd like it or she wouldn't.
That I could handle.
I was ready.
At least... I thought I was ready.
[GM]Dave>> What'd you think?
Susan>> I think...
Susan>> Tomb Raider was better.