Sunday, May 11, 2008

WARNING!

This is a quick note for those of you who have to buy a mother's day gift for your wife/girlfriend.

You SHOULD:

a) buy something nice

b) put it in a nice box

c) wrap it nicely

You SHOULD NOT:

a) cover it with a pair of really slutty panties as a joke.

Just FYI.

17 Comments:

At 8:08 AM, Blogger AndrĂ©as said...

Should've seen that one coming

 
At 8:58 AM, Blogger Frog Prince said...

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At 9:00 AM, Blogger Frog Prince said...

Damn me and missing out words...

Isn't mixing MOTHER's Day and sex a little weird. It's like "here, I got some sexy lingerie for you, MUM!". Might be better to think that one through next time Dave...

 
At 9:04 AM, Blogger Bufuman said...

Good to know. Thanks for the tip.

 
At 9:18 AM, Blogger cjrecord said...

The fact that GMDave's body hasn't been found dismembered in a ditch somewhere is definitive proof of Susan's love for him... ^^

 
At 12:37 PM, Blogger Surreal Blue said...

Sonofabitch Dave! Why didn't I read this post early this morning? I missed Mother's Day...and now I'm in the bad book.

 
At 2:14 PM, Blogger Sousuke said...

Dave never ceases to amaze me. Only he would try that one. ^^;

 
At 3:47 PM, Blogger Korriban said...

Christ Dave, I just shit...shat...erm...shitted a brick there. I thought I'd missed Mother's Day and was preparing for the onslaught associated with such a heinous crime.

Apparently it's celebrated on a different day in USA and the UK.

Who knew?

Everyone but me apparently!

 
At 5:52 PM, Blogger Hatsumi said...

Mothers day was like 2months ago iirc, I hid that day...all I can remember

 
At 7:22 PM, Blogger quinn said...

women have no sense of humor

 
At 9:02 PM, Blogger Tim said...

In front of your in-laws... right?

 
At 9:46 PM, Blogger Mercenary said...

Must have been a good idea until you saw her face when she opened it...


Good Luck Dave! ^_^

 
At 11:27 AM, Blogger Nick said...

So, just to be clear:
Slutty panties for wife/girlfriend: Bad.
Slutty panties for mom: Not Bad?

I wonder how that would work out...

Can mom's feed people to dragons?

 
At 4:00 PM, Blogger Digi said...

Good lord. This is my 1st comment! I love your work. It's...in a rather odd way...inspiring. I can't believe I can sit here and read something by myself and giggle like a little school girl! It's normally uncontrollable! Haha. You're writing is great! Even if I'd never heard of FFXI, I believe I'd love it! Thanks, ol' Davie!

 
At 11:33 PM, Blogger WaterWitch said...

Look, any woman who gets her panties in a twist over getting sexy panties should be shot.

For a MOTHER it's even more satisfying - it means you're still lovable.

If Susan got pissed off about it, she's a traitor to her sex.

 
At 12:32 PM, Blogger AzureShadow said...

Slutty panties are FTW, but only in your case if she's your significant other. If you're getting it for your mom, well...

Incest is bad, mmkay?

 
At 7:10 PM, Blogger Master Aspie Dave said...

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