WARNING!
This is a quick note for those of you who have to buy a mother's day gift for your wife/girlfriend.You SHOULD:
a) buy something nice
b) put it in a nice box
c) wrap it nicely
You SHOULD NOT:
a) cover it with a pair of really slutty panties as a joke.
Just FYI.
posted by Goblin Smithy @ 7:33 AM
17 Comments:
Should've seen that one coming
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Damn me and missing out words...
Isn't mixing MOTHER's Day and sex a little weird. It's like "here, I got some sexy lingerie for you, MUM!". Might be better to think that one through next time Dave...
Good to know. Thanks for the tip.
The fact that GMDave's body hasn't been found dismembered in a ditch somewhere is definitive proof of Susan's love for him... ^^
Sonofabitch Dave! Why didn't I read this post early this morning? I missed Mother's Day...and now I'm in the bad book.
Dave never ceases to amaze me. Only he would try that one. ^^;
Christ Dave, I just shit...shat...erm...shitted a brick there. I thought I'd missed Mother's Day and was preparing for the onslaught associated with such a heinous crime.
Apparently it's celebrated on a different day in USA and the UK.
Who knew?
Everyone but me apparently!
Mothers day was like 2months ago iirc, I hid that day...all I can remember
women have no sense of humor
In front of your in-laws... right?
Must have been a good idea until you saw her face when she opened it...
Good Luck Dave! ^_^
So, just to be clear:
Slutty panties for wife/girlfriend: Bad.
Slutty panties for mom: Not Bad?
I wonder how that would work out...
Can mom's feed people to dragons?
Good lord. This is my 1st comment! I love your work. It's...in a rather odd way...inspiring. I can't believe I can sit here and read something by myself and giggle like a little school girl! It's normally uncontrollable! Haha. You're writing is great! Even if I'd never heard of FFXI, I believe I'd love it! Thanks, ol' Davie!
Look, any woman who gets her panties in a twist over getting sexy panties should be shot.
For a MOTHER it's even more satisfying - it means you're still lovable.
If Susan got pissed off about it, she's a traitor to her sex.
Slutty panties are FTW, but only in your case if she's your significant other. If you're getting it for your mom, well...
Incest is bad, mmkay?
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