Damn, Damn, DamnI have done a lot of things.
I have stood toe to toe with another man and let my fists do the talking.
I have risked life and limb to help someone else.
I have gone looking for a Wii in mid-December.
When I did each of those things, I never experienced fear.
Not even a little.
But this morning, I experienced true fear, true terror.
[GM]Dave>> Hey, guys.
[GM]Dave>> Anyone know what the date is?
Apparently, today is Valentine's Day.
Apparently, this is a big deal.
Apparently, forgetting it is an even bigger deal.
Apparently, I am utterly screwed.
Damn, damn, damn.
Susan's not that big.
I'm pretty sure if I absolutely had to, I could take her.
I'm sure I could at least out run her.
And yet, when the date came up this morning and kicked me in the face, I actually feared for my life.
I have to sleep sometime.
We own scissors.
Is there any chance I could stay with one of you guys?