/autowriteSometimes this blog just writes itself, you know.
I don't have to spend anytime thinking up witty shit to say. It just throws itself onto the page with almost no work.
Just when I thought that the child-man article was the worst, most vapid, useless piece of trash I had read online, I find the Man-Teen.
No, I'm not making these up.
This is why I said the blog writes itself.
I don't think I could write anything this funny.
Not only is the article full of completely pointless, self-serving rhetoric, it actually quotes the child-man article.
It's like some strange level of meta-retardation.
And, once again, the author just makes up words.
Fine. They want to play. Let's play.
How about Retalk?
Retalk is the state in which someone is so utterly retarded it is almost unbelievable and yet continues to speak at length about absolutely nothing.
That's a good one.
Or maybe Stupeculation?
Stupeculation is when someone makes up completely baseless arguments that try to speculate the thoughts of others when one barely has thoughts of their own.
I like that one.
How about Shutthehellupyoudamnedmorons?
This is fun.
The part of the article that I actually enjoy (yes, I did enjoy part of it) is the fact that it completely reinforces my point about the real gamer community.
If you read the comments for the article, a number of gamers take the time to point out the sheer offensive stupidity of it all.
It's nice to see that us manatee man-children and apparently non-existent female gamers can take the time from our immature video game nonsense to put people like this in their place.
People like this can prattle on all they like.
We'll be there to slap you back down.
That's how we roll.