Just Stop AlreadyFirst off, I'd like to thank you guys. Those of you kind enough to keep me up to date with everything going on in the game are super helpful.
Gee... If only I worked at the damned company!
I understand that recent changes to the game came as a huge shock to you guys.
The 2-hand update alone was responsible for 47 heart attacks.
In our defense, those guys were real fat anyway. If the update didn't kill them, standing up probably would have.
But as much as these things are shocking to you, I really don't need you sending me e-mails to tell me all about it.
I work there.
Yes, I realize I have fallen off the edge of the planet. We don't talk like we used to.
It's not you, it's me.
(Note: It really is you.)
That doesn't mean I still don't go to work.
And it is quite literally my job to know what's going on in the game.
You see, I'm a game master. If I didn't pay attention to this stuff, they'd have to change my title to game enthusiast.
I really don't think [CasualGamePlayer]Dave has as nice a ring to it.
Now, I don't mine people dropping me a line to voice their opinions.
I don't read them, but I don't mind them either.
But for some reason, people keep sending me e-mails just to let me know what's happening.
Let me give you an example:
Did you hear about the new 2H update? They're changing the way damage is calculated for 2 handed weapons.
Can you freakin' believe that?
I just wanted to make sure you knew about this.
Always a fan,
(Name removed to protect the functionally retarded)
Man, what would I do without people like this?
I mean, I only spend 8 hours a day staring at a computer screen either:
a) in game
b) reviewing game logs
d) reviewing upcoming game changes
How the hell would I know what's going on in the game?
They're not even timely about this shit. I got that e-mail yesterday.
Hey, did you hear they're releasing a new expansion? I think it's called "Wings of the Something Or Other."
You better go get started on those e-mails.