Tuesday, September 05, 2006

My Awesome Power

I received a message from a reader not long ago that really put the blog in perspective for me. If I could take a serious moment, I'd like everyone to read the message just so that you can understand the impact that this blog has had in some people's lives.

Dear [GM]Dave,

Hey, we all know that your blog is pretty awesome, right? But just HOW awesome is it?

Your blog is entertaining enough that my room-mate ignored two (what I think to be) cute girls making out just inches away from him.

*sniffle*

Just reading it brings tears to my eyes.

To imagine that my writing could be so entertaining that you would ignore some hot girl on girl action...

I'm speechless.

Oh wait...

No, I'm not.

What the hell were you thinking?! DEAR LORD!!!!

I realize that people (for some unknown reason) find this blog funny.

I want it to be funny.

But I don't expect you to miss out on something like that.

The blog will still be here later. Hell, just leave the screen on. I promise not to delete any posts.

You go do what you have to do and I'll just wait here.

I'm cool like that.

Seriously, people. You can consider [GM]Dave your official wingman. I will totally back you up when it comes to stuff like that.

You go watch the hot chicks make out. Then we'll have a funny story later.

Hot chicks making out. Then story.

In that order.

Yes, I know that laughter is the best medicine. But watching two girls making out would be a hell of a way to go.

Because of this message, I feel obligated to post a warning to all of my readers:

A Word to My Readers:

Reading Bannable Offenses is a thrilling experience. During your time here, you will be able to read, comment, and laugh at many other individuals in an experience that is unique to my blog.


That being said, I have no desire to see your real life suffer as a consequence. Don't forget your family, your friends, your school, or your work.

Or hot chicks making out.

32 Comments:

At 3:11 PM, Blogger Almorille said...

LOL

 
At 3:34 PM, Blogger shelby said...

lmao. maybe you should post that warning on the front of every page. I mean seriously. this blog is great. but really. wow.

 
At 3:40 PM, Blogger Airwave Angel said...

AHAHAHAHAHHAA

I always loved that message before logging in.

 
At 4:34 PM, Blogger WanderingJ said...

[GM]Dave, the master of hot chicks making out. XP

 
At 4:38 PM, Blogger ColdhartedRagnarok said...

lmao damn that is funny.

 
At 4:46 PM, Blogger Gray Fox said...

That should seriously be up at the top of the page.

 
At 4:58 PM, Blogger creature124 said...

...I like FFXI, and I like your blog, but...thats going too far. The blog will still be there later, but the chicks might not be.

 
At 5:56 PM, Blogger Petrograd said...

I hope he's gay. Then he'd be excused. Kinda.

 
At 6:16 PM, Blogger Citizen Bleys said...

It would be a mercy to slay anyone who would miss out on hot girl-on-girl action for this blog.

I like the idea of BOFH-meets-FFXI, but not that much.

 
At 7:15 PM, Blogger Isaac20 said...

LOL

 
At 8:26 PM, Blogger Cade said...

personally I'd be like "Wheres me Camera!"

whats the point of watching 2 hot chicks make out if you cannot make money out of it?

 
At 8:35 PM, Blogger Czarina said...

Just wondering, will Susan ever please [GM] Dave with a little lesbian show for any special occation? ;D

 
At 9:02 PM, Blogger TrueStoryGuy said...

Hmm, my official Wingman. Perhaps some we need some Coors Lite?

Great post, [GM]Dave!

 
At 10:07 PM, Blogger azuza001 said...

Oh my god, that poor man is now a certified geek. Only a geek would let an experience like that just slip by. Dude. Your on the computer. Hot chicks are making out next to you. YOUR ON THE COMPUTER. TURN THE WEB CAM ON! lol.

 
At 4:08 AM, Blogger CaesarsGhost said...

maybe they were gay?

 
At 9:20 AM, Blogger Chasse said...

A hhahahah hilarious =p

 
At 11:30 AM, Blogger Vatar said...

You forgot Don't forget your alchohol. ^.^

 
At 11:30 AM, Blogger Vatar said...

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At 1:33 PM, Blogger Furioku said...

ahh Dave how true how true im glad you can appreciate two hot chicks making out

 
At 2:56 PM, Blogger fadedrights said...

Preach it [GM]Dave!!

 
At 4:30 PM, Blogger Kirip-san said...

Best message ever~nyo.

 
At 5:07 PM, Blogger Sunny said...

Blog over girls?

Wow.

 
At 7:04 PM, Blogger Oppolo&Jaq said...

I don't know, the '(what I thought to be)' had me questioning how hot these chicks are, though really, your blog is -awesome-.

And I love it, so keep writing! Or don't, but it'd be nice if you did. I'm done.

 
At 10:26 PM, Blogger Jeana said...

What IS so fasinating to guys about two girls kissing? I mean... girls aren't getting off to two guys making out... and if they do, that's just sick. Guys and their damn testosterone. *shakes head*

 
At 12:22 AM, Blogger Shiphrah said...

I'm a straight female, but even I would be a little curious about 2 chicks making out. Mostly, I'd be curious as to why they're being such rude, skank-ass bitches that they'd give such grosse displays of PDA around others. But I, personally, find massive displays of PDA offensive. Holding hands, hugging, an occasional kiss... But when you're virtually dry-humping each other in front of other people... That's just rude and offensive.

 
At 7:01 AM, Blogger moofaloof said...

i dont know i think its just hot. guys r gross girls are hot, even girls think girls are hot, thats how hot girls are. nothing wrong with showin a lil lovin'

 
At 8:25 AM, Blogger Hol said...

I'm a woman, and even I'd stop gaming to watch two women making out... hell, I'd rather BE one of them. >.>
Dave, you're awesome. I don't play FFXI (sorry, I'm a WoW junkie) but this kinda makes me wish I'd gotten into it while I had the chance. This blog is a pleasure to read. You actually have a lower tolerance of morons than I do, and that's impressive.

 
At 8:25 AM, Blogger Hol said...

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At 12:39 PM, Blogger moofaloof said...

if u just go down on a few morons thier IQ goes up...

 
At 1:49 PM, Blogger Zanbatou-sama said...

^^
Ah, I knew someone would say something about guys finding two girls kissing attractive weird and such. Kinda grosses me out, though. I don't like watching people kiss, guy or girl, je m'en fische, just don't like seeing it.

 
At 7:44 AM, Blogger Odium said...

...you know the key point you didn't pick up on/ What he thinks are attractive women.

You do realise, he could be fugly and thus the women he likes could be fugly. Who really wants to see two ugly women kiss?

 
At 7:45 AM, Blogger Odium said...

...you know the key point you didn't pick up on/ What he thinks are attractive women.

You do realise, he could be fugly and thus the women he likes could be fugly. Who really wants to see two ugly women kiss?

 

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