[GM]Dave Is BlindedBad morning, bad morning, bad morning.
I rolled out of bed at the crack of eleven thirty and was actually pleased to see it was a beautiful day outside.
I'm always happy to see it's a beautiful day outside.
That's because I'm inside.
I sat up and greeted the day with a smile. Then, I turned and jumped out of my bed.
Right onto my glasses.
This is why I'm so angry. Even when I'm minding my own damned business, life comes up and kicks me in the balls.
I was going to be nice today. I can feel it. Today would have been the day when I stopped being evil altogether.
Now, I have to destroy this stupid world.
This stupid, blurry world.
I shook my hand angrily at the undefined blotches of color around me.
[GM]Dave>> DAMN YOU!
[GM]Dave>> DAMN YOU AND YOUR LACK OF RESOLUTION!
I do not handle adversity well.
Susan had gone out a little earlier to do something or other. As it did not pertain to:
a) my computer
I really didn't bother to listen.
When she came home, she found me sitting at my keyboard and grumbling angrily at the poor unfortunate moron that had found his way into my (now blurry) line of sight.
Susan>> What are you doing?
[GM]Dave>> I'm punishing yet another idiot.
[GM]Dave>> I must scour them from our servers.
Susan>> Yes, dear. I know that.
Susan>> You put that on your business card.
Susan>> And our answering machine.
[GM]Dave>> It pays to advertise.
Susan>> Or makes me question your sanity.
[GM]Dave>> Yeah, yeah.
Susan>> Did you break your glasses?
[GM]Dave>> I have no idea what you're talking about.
Susan>> Yeah, you broke them alright.
[GM]Dave>> What makes you say that?
[GM]Dave>> Maybe I don't need them anymore.
Susan>> Honey... Look at the screen.
[GM]Dave>> Yeah, so?
[GM]Dave>> I'm torturing a gil seller.
[GM]Dave>> I do it all the time.
Susan>> Why are you trying to feed him to Prince Trion?
[GM]Dave>> I thought Jormy was being awfully quiet.
Apparently, while choosing one blurry command from another, I had accidentally spawned Prince Trion in Mordion Gaol instead of Jormungand.
And had tried, for the better part of an hour, to make him eat a gil seller.
On the bright side, the awkward silence made the gil seller log out.
I think he learned his lesson, though.
Now, where in the hell is that "BAN" button?