Saturday, September 30, 2006

Fan Club Update

As you have probably no doubt figured out, it's the end of the month. This, of course, means that I'm hard at work on this month's giftpack.

Well... In between rounds of Mario Hoops. Damn that game is fun.

The only thing that would makeit better would be if I was an unlockable character. That would be awesome.

Wario goes for a dunk when suddenly, I hit him with a banstick and he gets eaten by Jormy.

That's pure entertainment value, right there.

Anyway, the pack will be sent out on the second of the month barring unforseen circumstances such as death or a Dynamis run.

There will be at least two exclusive [GM]Dave stories in the pack this month, one pertaining to the game and one pertaining to Susan and the development of my rightful heir.

And whatever else I can figure to put in. Sometimes I just throw in random items. Last month, I think I included my grade 12 paper on the industrial revolution.

Now, you're thinking that that would not be valuable. But if one of my readers was in grade 12...


At 8:45 PM, Blogger TigerWolf said...

Well most of them seem to be 12 years old... :p

At 10:00 PM, Blogger Zarquon said...

Yeah, the "lolz I got 1st post lol look at me im leet" guys come to mind. Thank god someone got there first and stopped it before it started.

At 1:27 PM, Blogger dickkead said...

12 years old? 12th grade?

Bitch, I'm only 11 years old.

At 2:25 PM, Blogger WanderingJ said...

So how do the FF characters handle in Hoops?

At 3:58 PM, Blogger TigerWolf said...

Yeah zarq. Sometimes I'll get first comment and just delete it so that people can't go "Haha. Look at me. First post." ;p

At 4:37 AM, Blogger moofaloof said...


At 10:30 AM, Blogger Turkeysurgeon said...

[GM]Dave, please take a look at this BIG RETARD and tell him how retarded he is, or give us a nice story about it on your blog. THIS should be funny if choose to accept >:)

At 12:02 PM, Blogger Myloko said...

I had to write a paper on the industrial revolution in grade 12 too o_O But I still think the best one was a paper I did in the 7th grade about school rules that ended up being about garbage men XD

At 1:48 PM, Blogger Turkeysurgeon said...

On sencond thought I figured I might should explain alittle better.

At first glimpse this guy might seem like an average over exhausted player trying to vent, but delve deeper into what you read on his blog. He constantly complains about FFXI and how much he hates it, yet...can't seem to stop comeing up with hours of dialogue about how its a big "time sink" and how smart player buy gil.

I'm sure you've run across this type of person before [GM]Dave and I only wish to hear your thoughts, because you like me have lost faith in humanity and hate everyone. I know you will come up with a just and logical explanation for such behavior as displayed by huge fucktards as S-queen-9.

At any rate you have the site and I hope to hear something about this "type" of person from you soom.

At 1:55 PM, Blogger Idalia said...


you're gonna hate me for saying this, but i went to that ffxisux blog, and enjoyed it. just as much as i enjoy reading this blog. 1) i hate stupid people. i hate people in general, there's not many genuinely intelligent, joyful people wandering around anymore. especialy in ffxi. 2) i quit ffxi. i HATE ffxi, because all the time consuming bullshit just isn't worth it anymore to someone who works full time and likes to view the sunlight at least once a month.

the end.

don't hate me, all you ffxi lovers. it's not against you, it's just against the game. it's just doesn't fit some people, ya'see?

At 2:05 PM, Blogger Turkeysurgeon said...

I don't hate you friend, but your missing my point here. You hate the game, thats great! You didn't go create a blog to sink time into discussing how much you hate the game did you? The only reason I came across said site is it was posted on my LS website as funny, I checked it out, not amused, but in the end what we have is someone crying about a time sink then sinking hours into detailing how it is so.
I give this guy the bonified fucktard award.

At 2:17 PM, Blogger Idalia said...

ah, i see.

yea i wouldn't waste my time writing about my hatred on one specific subject, but never the less this person i can relate to on ffxi.

i was sooo tired of the game, i finally quit. and it's not false advertising. i've "quit" before. i'm sure smokers can relate. at least what this guy's writing keeps me motivated to hate it and not come back. haha.

but you are right. it's a waste of time, but it does do good for people who really DON'T want to play, but can't seem to get out of it.

i could never figure out how that worked. hating something, but not being able to leave it. it's like an abusive relationship or something..

At 2:32 PM, Blogger Turkeysurgeon said...

an abusive relationship
now thats funny!

At 3:51 PM, Blogger Sage said...

Dave, I was curious about something. I'm lacking in cash now, but around Febuary, I will have lots. I was wondering, if I missed a particular gift pack, would it be possible to donate (bribe) more, so I could get it, or will you be releasing really old gift-packs as time goes on?

Oh, and grats on the DS.


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