Wrong Trees and BarkingWhy does everyone come to me with their problems?
Now, I don't mean their emergencies. Of course they come to me with their emergencies. That's literally what the GM Call function is intended for.
You have an emergency, you call me. That's cool.
It's your freaking "problems" that I don't want to hear about.
This is a Final Fantasy XI forum. A good one at that. You can go here to tell people about your problems.
This is the official Service and Support page for Final Fantasy XI. They can help you with all sorts of technical and account issues.
This is where you should go if you are too damned retarded to figure out the difference between these two places and the help desk in FFXI.
I am not here to listen to everything you don't like. I'm not hear to listen to you whine and bitch about being unhappy.
If you can not determine the difference between a "problem" and an emergency, then it's a "problem".
And by "problem", I mean leave me the hell alone.
You'll know when it's a freakin' emergency.
Let's look at some of the GM calls I get in the run of a normal day.
GM Call Description: Fell through boards in Newton Movalpolos. Stuck.
This is an emergency. This is something that should be fixed immediately and something that you can't fix yourself.
This is a good call.
GM Call Description: Having trouble beating Promyvions.
This is not an emergency. This is a "problem". This is something that doesn't need fixing and something you should handle yourself.
This is a bad call.
GM Call Description: Item stuck in Bazaar. Won't come out.
GM Call Description: Can't skill up SMNing skill.
Not an emergency.
GM Call Description: Quest NPC missing.
Might be an emergency.
GM Call Description: Fix the economy.
Definitely not an emergency.
Actually... I have no idea what in the hell this is.
I don't think it even qualifies as a suggestion.
Why in the hell do people call me with their suggestions?
I'm not running a radio call in show. I don't want to know or care about your opinions.
I'm here to help people with serious problems.
You don't have serious problems.
Wait... You do have serious problems.
But not game-related problems.
And, as I have not yet received a degree in psychiatry, I'm not really qualified to help you with your other problems.
Seriously, people. There are countless FFXI forums where you can go and ask silly questions and make your retarded suggestions.
The good players on these forums may even take pity on you and help you out.
I don't take pity on people.
I'd have to actually care about people to pity them.
Yeah... That ain't happening.