Calm The Hell DownAttention: Today's update relates to the newly implemented chocobo raising. If you are acting like a normal person, who simply wants to own a chocobo, this does not apply to you.
If, however, you have gone choco-tarded and have placed a GM call tonight, do me a favor and eat your keyboard. You are obviously too retarded to be on the internet.
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This is going to be a very short announcement as I am on the verge of a major killing spree.
SHUT THE F*&% UP ABOUT CHOCOBOS!!!
They've been in the game for years.
Oh, but now they come in cool new colors. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
But why stop there?
Why not talking chocobos? Or flying chocobos? Or attack chocobos?
Why even have chocobos at all?
Let's get some Mechs in here with removeable armor and special accessories.
If we work really damned hard, we can turn this into a bad anime cliche in no time.
I know what you're saying.
You >> But [GM]Dave, I can raise my very own chocobo.
You>> That's so awesome.
Congratulations. You're taking time away from battling monsters to raise a Tamagotchi.
Seriously. I weep for society.
I swear to God himself, the next call I get about chocobos and I'm going out to buy an assault rifle.
I hate you people.