Saturday, July 01, 2006

When It Rains...

Ugh.

Having a very hectic weekend. Susan's parents are in town.

Note to self: buy gun

Really sorry, but I'm going to have to postpone today's update until tomorrow.

I'll tell you all about them.

Unfortunately, I just don't have the time tonight.

You know how locusts just swoop in and completely devastate an entire area?

Yeah, those bitches can't even compare to Susan's parents. They leave a swath of destruction everywhere they go.

If thing don't lighten up, I may have to kill them and move to Mexico.

So tomorrow will either be:

[GM]Dave Meets The In-Laws

or

[GM]Juan No Gusta Gil Sellers

Ugh.

11 Comments:

At 5:35 PM, Blogger Buran said...

Omg, I hope he doesnt move to mexico, I can't read in spanish...

 
At 8:49 PM, Blogger Myloko said...

Poor Dave... this should prove to be a great source of comedic relief though ^^v

 
At 8:54 PM, Blogger Chronofantasy said...

Pfft, just get a large virtual Jormy to project out at them from a screen. Switch their glasses with 3D lens and then give them a heart attack, and they can be hospitalized and will never come around and bother you again.

 
At 2:52 AM, Blogger Cade said...

no Hable Espanol

Pienso thats él

Viva La Babel Fish!

 
At 5:50 AM, Blogger CaesarsGhost said...

I think they're getting weaker.

Back to Dragon Feedings!
We want Jormy! We want Jormy!

 
At 7:24 AM, Blogger creature124 said...

i have no end of sympathy for you...

 
At 9:34 AM, Blogger Dantaro said...

hehe, [GM]Juan. Nice

 
At 10:00 AM, Blogger Phrawgz said...

[GM]Juan no se gusta los vendadores del gil*

:)

opt for the gun!

 
At 1:48 PM, Blogger dickkead said...

I remember a time when this blog was funny...

...back when it had to do with dragons and banning morons.

 
At 4:46 PM, Blogger Vico Surge said...

Dios mio [GM]Dave se cambiara el nombre a [GM]Juan y vivira entre sus seguidores en Tijuana!

Translation:
zOMG [GM]Dave will change his name to [GM]Juan and will live with his followers in Tijuana!

Note:
Babelfish can't trasnlate shit.

 
At 10:25 PM, Blogger Panthro said...

"Still, as I hope to someday "zone" back into Susan's pants, I have no choice but to go home"

simply glorious

 

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