Tuesday, June 20, 2006

/Check It, Bitches

I spent the morning with a friend of mine in Dev and he hooked me up with some new designs he's been working on.

Say hello to Vana'diel's first Elvaan GM.



And my brand new Judge's Lance.

Judge's Lance (Rare/Ex)
DMG: 100, Delay: 100
Special Effect: Deluxe Package
GM's Only

Time to go murder some gil sellers IN STYLE.

61 Comments:

At 12:44 PM, Blogger E. Swartz said...

That is badass.

 
At 1:16 PM, Blogger Hawklord2112 said...

GMDave that is, in the proverbial, teh sexxors.

have my babies.

 
At 1:16 PM, Blogger faker said...

I must admit, for you being fake, you find some nice pictures.

 
At 1:20 PM, Blogger Bellemithra said...

You are teh sexy.

 
At 1:20 PM, Blogger Rich said...

Hawk, I think that was more remedial than proverbial, but whatever works.

Loving the new look, Dave!

 
At 1:30 PM, Blogger Galkizzle said...

Faker! Shut the fuck up already! If you don't fucking like him, why are you the third to post? Apparently you like him so god damn much that wou kept checking back for a new post

 
At 1:49 PM, Blogger kiwi said...

wowzers, lol auto deluxe package xD

 
At 1:50 PM, Blogger Lokien said...

Faker, I don't know if you got this already, but we really don't care if he's real or not. The stories are funny, the pictures are badass, and checking for updates on this blog gives us something to do while waiting on FFXI to be back up again.

 
At 1:54 PM, Blogger Aakawolf said...

Didn't we already cover the ahving his babies thing? Several times?

I wouldn't want to have [GM]Dave's babies. They'd probably claw their way out of my womb after gnawing on my liver in search of alcohol residue.

Nothin' but love.

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger Grant said...

Faker, I think maybe you missed the fact that nobody gives a damn whether or not he's real! This blog is always a funny read, and I don't even play FFXI, or any MMO. After a long day of work, I know that there will be something here that will make me laugh. What you're doing is the same thing as watching Monty Python and commenting that it's not funny becuase it's not real.

Personally, I believe that dave is a GM, but many of the stories on here aren't real. I think he probably gets stupid GM calls, then adds some funny stuff to them before posting them. That's what commedians do! I don't think all of Seinfeld's stories are true, I have no doubt he adds some stuff to them. If everything on here was true, it would be one hell of a boring blog. If it makes them funnier, I couldn't care less.

Who fucking cares if it's 100% real? Read the blog and enjoy it, or just don't come back and stop commenting if you don't. Something about this blog must interest you if you are always commenting on it.

 
At 1:58 PM, Blogger WHM of Death said...

Cheaters and RMT's are shaking now!! Whicked!!

[GM]Dave has the coolest "Lance"

Bow chikka wow wow....

 
At 2:04 PM, Blogger paduse said...

WTF?!?!?! I've been waiting all day for an update and this is all I get? A picture... you're kidding me right? Dammnit Dave, if you're not going to torture/mame/kill someone, then why bother? Do I need to sign on and make some pointless GM calls to get you back on track?

Signed,

Paduse, the cranky fan

P.S. faker, you're a whiney bitch and waste of perfectly good air... die already.

 
At 2:06 PM, Blogger TheMerciless said...

That is entirely badass.

[GM]Davus Bellum Dei, in style.

 
At 2:41 PM, Blogger sanjula said...

go send judgment upon them retards!!!

 
At 2:49 PM, Blogger Onionsoilder said...

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At 2:54 PM, Blogger Onionsoilder said...

So dave, how is the new lance working for you?

 
At 3:01 PM, Blogger Nightflower said...

Now there is an Elvaan that a Mithra could fall for.

 
At 3:22 PM, Blogger Jo said...

That is delicious. And I don't even play FFXI. You're going to be beating off the morons with a stick.

 
At 3:46 PM, Blogger Galkizzle said...

Dave, if you read my post.. for the love of god, don't respond to Faker. He likes your blog, and he just wants attention from you, and if you respond, you'll just be giving him what he wants.

Shove it, Faker.

 
At 4:01 PM, Blogger Texgnome1 said...

Hehe - hope you shove that lance where the sun don't shine on faker. Keep the comments coming man.

Faker, say this out loud. "I am wee Todd It. Sofa king wee Todd It." Moron.

 
At 4:05 PM, Blogger Sakurafire said...

Cool! Glad to see it all together. I seen this, and downloaded it, a few weeks ago on Dreams in Vana'diel. ^^ Very good! I wanna so draw it!

 
At 4:21 PM, Blogger faker said...

I don't watch Seinfeld, so I couldn't give a damn.

"P.S. faker, you're a whiney bitch and waste of perfectly good air... die already."

What is the difference between good air and bad air? It is all polluted.

"Faker, say this out loud. "I am wee Todd It. Sofa king wee Todd It." Moron."

I am a moron, yet you use puns to make an attempt at bashing someone. Alt-F4, boy.

 
At 4:50 PM, Blogger AKosygin of FFXIOnline.com said...

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At 4:52 PM, Blogger AKosygin of FFXIOnline.com said...

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At 4:55 PM, Blogger AKosygin of FFXIOnline.com said...

Judge's Lance?

Judge, Jury, Prosecutor, and Executioner. Nice.

[GM]Dave>>I did not break the law. I AM THE LAW!

 
At 5:19 PM, Blogger Myloko said...

Yay for elvaans! :D!

 
At 5:31 PM, Blogger Lankist said...

By God, Faker, bleed me a heart-river. I'm so sorry your inability to get away from the computer and have an actual life keeps you reading and trolling this blog, but let it go. Nobody cares. Nobody. Period. Ever.

And nice armor, looks all...death-y.

 
At 5:36 PM, Blogger faker said...

"By God, Faker, bleed me a heart-river. I'm so sorry your inability to get away from the computer and have an actual life keeps you reading and trolling this blog, but let it go. Nobody cares. Nobody. Period. Ever."

If you don't care, what is your point on commenting on my comment? No need to be sorry, as I have much of a life, and also take time out of a rainy couple of days to piss prepubescent fucks, such as yourself, off.

 
At 6:05 PM, Blogger Lankist said...

That's a good one, genius. I'm not the 13 year old sitting whining about some conspiravy or another.

And if by "prepubescent" you mean 23 year old college graduate who's laughing at your absolute stupidity each and every post you make.

You're out-classed, kid. Now go play pokeman or whatever it is you do.

 
At 6:15 PM, Blogger Onionsoilder said...

Cool! Glad to see it all together. I seen this, and downloaded it, a few weeks ago on Dreams in Vana'diel. ^^ Very good! I wanna so draw it!

They didn't have the lance to did they? Because if so thats plagerism >.>

 
At 6:42 PM, Blogger Kirip-san said...

If you don't care, what is your point on commenting on my comment? No need to be sorry, as I have much of a life, and also take time out of a rainy couple of days to piss prepubescent fucks, such as yourself, off.

Are you familiar with IRONY?

Why don't you go do something better than trolling a blog?

 
At 6:43 PM, Blogger Kirip-san said...

And I cracked up when I read the description of the lance.

Deluxe Package.

Classic.

 
At 6:53 PM, Blogger Amethyst Goddess said...

Faker is what we call a "troll." By feeding the troll, you just encourage him to be more of an asshole. He gains pleasure from watching you bitch about him, so the easiest way to deal with him is to just ignore him and his comments. (This is, in itself, a feeding of the troll, but it had to be said.)

I think I would probably flee from any elvaan I saw wearing that gear. Heh heh. "Deluxe Package."

 
At 7:33 PM, Blogger Nu-Hir said...

Wait a minute, are those War AF pants? Someone call a GM! No self respecting Warrior would be using a lance!

 
At 7:35 PM, Blogger ClamS said...

You're out-classed, kid. Now go play pokeman or whatever it is you do.

I resent that. I'm 17 and I'm enjoying the classics of pokemon blue. It was a good game.

Awesome armor dude! Even though I woulda liked dragon-related deaths more, it's still awesome.

 
At 8:36 PM, Blogger Elisen said...

i always wondered why all gms were hume males

 
At 9:24 PM, Blogger Tycooner said...

Awesome looking armor there Dave and that lance is sure to have a few backing up for you and some of them stupid as they are are going to back right into a neat little corner.

Can we say shish cabob....lol

Btw you look very dashing in red.

 
At 9:41 PM, Blogger faker said...

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At 9:47 PM, Blogger faker said...

What is better than "trolling" a blog? Troll anywhere else, and you're risking being banned, and then you have to work on making a new account, or changing your IP
-
"That's a good one, genius. I'm not the 13 year old sitting whining about some conspiravy or another.

And if by "prepubescent" you mean 23 year old college graduate who's laughing at your absolute stupidity each and every post you make.

You're out-classed, kid. Now go play pokeman or whatever it is you do."


Chances are, you are still prepubescent. Usually, a 23 year old college graduate has a grasp on how to spell big words, for example, conspiracy. It is also not my fault that Pokemon is far superior, in every which way, than you will ever be.

 
At 10:57 PM, Blogger Cyrex said...

" Now there is an Elvaan that a Mithra could fall for."

just me but.. i wouldnt want those fangs near my "lance"

 
At 11:16 PM, Blogger damnifiknow said...

For the people who are unable to play FFXI, [GM]Dave is keeping us informed of all the Retards being banned. HAIL [GM]DAVE. [GM] Dave's posts have helped the time pass while being deployed to Iraq! Thanks [GM] Dave!!!

 
At 11:37 PM, Blogger Nightflower said...

[GM]Dave, is it possible for you to send a dragon in here to help settle the battle of wits between the ignorant people who beleive that having a fight in a blog comment area is progress?

If so, please do so. If nothing else send him to eat me so I don't have to see this bull shit when I'm trying to read comments made by people with an I.Q. higher than that of the common toaster oven.

 
At 12:00 AM, Blogger Evin said...

Don't you be knockin' toaster ovens, you prepubescent fuck.

 
At 12:10 AM, Blogger WindexHamster said...

Did you guys know that if you kill Leaping Lizzy eighteen times without using any job abilities, weaponskills, or magic, and if you log out between each and every kill, and don't miss ONE claim during this entire process, she drops this lance?

Honest. I have one...really. Go try it yourself.

 
At 1:22 AM, Blogger Aeriel said...

Nice picture dave, i'm starting to get Model Viewer working, and gonna start some new pictures, i need to know what colour Dragon Jormy is for this pic please :)
Is he the orange/red type or the light blueish type?

And guys, notice [GM]Dave doesn't say anything to faker! That just means he's beyond failed at life, beyond retarded, beyond troll, he's just not even worth a dismissive glance.

 
At 1:31 AM, Blogger ylimaf said...

now THAT is what i call,a BANSTICK.dashing armour you got there dave.

 
At 1:43 AM, Blogger faker said...

"[GM]Dave, is it possible for you to send a dragon in here to help settle the battle of wits between the ignorant people who beleive that having a fight in a blog comment area is progress?"

He is supposably a Game Master, not the administrator of www.blogger.com.
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"If so, please do so. If nothing else send him to eat me so I don't have to see this bull shit when I'm trying to read comments made by people with an I.Q. higher than that of the common toaster oven."

Hard to believe that you are actually understanding anyones posts who have an I.Q. higher than the common toaster oven. Don't even see the how the common toaster oven is intelligent. Though if you ask him nicely, I am sure that he can delete comments. I have seen:
" Comment Deleted

This post has been removed by the author. "

Though, none of them seem to be my comments. It seems that you are doing more than I am, if he is deleting the fans comments.

 
At 3:29 AM, Blogger Galkizzle said...

Faker..

So, was it alcohol during the pregnancy?

 
At 5:34 AM, Blogger BuzZ said...

Why is Faker getting so much attention from you people? You know he's just gonna come back for more if you keep replying.

SO STOP REPLYING.

Plus, no doubt it pisses off GMDave.

Nice custome...or armor...or whatever you call it in FFXI.

 
At 5:41 AM, Blogger Zonka said...

I find it just as entertaining to watch some of you argue with people who post negative and/or 'blasting' comments.

Their very duty is to get under everyone's skin and doing it successfully.

I'm not advocating their actions, but I think I spend more time in the comments section than I do in the blog.

 
At 6:46 AM, Blogger shake said...

Very nice.

Keep up the good work.

 
At 9:04 AM, Blogger freezinglimbo said...

Damn it's been a long day already. I am just glad that I am working through the maintenance. Makes the wait better. Reading the daily blog is just the icing on the cake.

 
At 9:11 AM, Blogger SamanosukeShiva said...

I think i saw an elvaan GM before at my friends' wedding, without the cool red GM armor though.

 
At 9:14 AM, Blogger damnifiknow said...

Here is what I think ......

Faker and [GM]Dave have simular issues with people. Look at the resemblance of how they express themselves.

Maybe Faker is [GM] Dave's Brother trying to steal his thunder.

Faker you seem inteligent! Please go make another blog for us war vets to read and see how stupid you truly think others are.

 
At 9:56 AM, Blogger Deggers said...

<3 [GM]Dave looking good..

Only issue is...
Dont you kinda look like a Dragoon?

Maybe thats how you lure your foes into a false sence of security ^^

Keep up the good work!

P.S. Faker, grow up! Its funny to see you taking the bait after every little comment! Your a funny funny man.

 
At 9:57 AM, Blogger Smithington said...

I would love to see this dude walking through any zone.

 
At 11:21 AM, Blogger Inia said...

Yay for virtual studliness.

 
At 6:34 PM, Blogger Feba said...

This is an "LOLDRG" matched only in scale by Ext taking off /anon to level his DRG.

 
At 2:26 PM, Blogger Cruven said...

ill just say nice

 
At 8:51 AM, Blogger Fircefairy said...

Damn that looks cool as hell !

 
At 11:44 PM, Blogger xffxiplayer said...

is your friend devian perhaps from shiva server GM dave?

 

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