Thursday, June 22, 2006

[GM]Dave Gets Banned

Calm down.

Not that kind of banned.

This kind is much, much, MUCH worse.

I'm having a very bad night.

See, my girlfriend Susan likes to read my blog sometimes.

I mean, come on. I'm awesome.

Usually, her reading the blog is good for me. Getting to see me in action and hear my stories always makes her laugh.

She seems to understand me fairly well.

Unfortunately, my views on marriage do not apparently translate well for the female species.

It appears that her idea of marriage


does not match up well with my opinion of marriage


Any of you with a girlfriend (yes, both of you) will understand what a bad thing this can be.

This is bad for [GM]Dave as it disrupts his needs.

See, I really only need Susan for one or two things.

Well... three if she's been drinking.

Yes, yes. I love her to death and I love being with her yada yada yada.

But this is a basic physical NEED we're talking about.

So, her being all pissed off is not helping me right now.

I'll translate a conversation we had tonight into language you may be more familiar with.

[GM]Dave>> HOT/MAN (( Looking for group)) !
Susan>> (( Congratulations! ))
[GM]Dave>> (( Team up? ))
Susan>> (( No thanks. ))
[GM]Dave>> (( Gather together.))
[GM]Dave>> (( Just for a short time is fine. ))
Susan>> (( I have nothing to give you. ))
[GM]Dave>> (( Help me out! ))
Susan>> (( I'm sorry. I'm busy. ))
Susan>> (( I'm playing solo right now. ))
[GM]Dave>> (( Really? ))
[GM]Dave>> (( Do you need any help? ))
Susan>> (( Thanks for the offer, but I'll have to pass. ))
[GM]Dave>> (( Please let me join. ))
Susan>> (( I'm not up for it. ))
[GM]Dave>> (( Sell? ))

Now, right there is where I got slapped.

I'm still not quite sure what went wrong there.

Maybe I should have said please.

Women.

18 Comments:

At 8:29 PM, Blogger Nayathril said...

Oh God Oh god XD Hilarity. :P Nice one Dave.

"Sell?" Was the best. :p

 
At 9:01 PM, Blogger Dantaro said...

Bwahaha! Amazing! Funny all around.

 
At 9:19 PM, Blogger WindexHamster said...

Fucking HILARIOUS!

 
At 9:34 PM, Blogger onyxnite said...

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At 9:36 PM, Blogger onyxnite said...

[GM]Dave is this you?:
http://www.ffxionline.com/forums/
ffxi.member.fan.works/56208-how.
speak.n00b.-.guide.html

 
At 9:37 PM, Blogger damnifiknow said...

Wow, [GM]Dave had to bow down..... His Dragon took the night off and BAM Susan stuck it to him.

Yo Dave...... buy her some roses, and most of all say I'm Sorry! Then pray she does not ask what are you sorry for.

Dave you are hilarius! Keep them coming.

 
At 9:43 PM, Blogger Julia said...

Ha ha, I loved the picture from Prison Break. That was damned awesome. :D

 
At 9:53 PM, Blogger IfritsNuts said...

[GM]Dave>> (( Please let me join. ))
Susan>> (( I'm not up for it. ))
[GM]Dave>> (( Sell? ))



hahahaha. "Sell?" I was laughing so hard when i read that! Keep up the awesome work!

 
At 10:07 PM, Blogger E. Swartz said...

onyxnite:

Naw, ya really think so?

 
At 1:05 AM, Blogger Aeriel said...

awwww {/comfort} poor dave.

I'm sure she'll give up soon, she needs herself some hot Dave action i'm sure, shes just kidding herself that she can last :)

 
At 1:31 AM, Blogger Taodyn said...

You're such a ripoff.

PS. I hate you

PPS. Funny blog.

 
At 7:53 AM, Blogger Lokkin said...

lol, "I'm playing solo right now" Nice one Dave, keep it up!

 
At 11:41 AM, Blogger shake said...

Here, get your pen and paper.

classic classic
classic classic
classic classic
classic classic
classic classic
classic classic

Hope it’s a new record.


-Shake

p.s. still freaken funny.

 
At 10:51 PM, Blogger WindexHamster said...

"Taodyn said...

You're such a ripoff.

PS. I hate you

PPS. Funny blog."
---
Holy shit...

This touched me in a big way. It's a miserable shame very few people will catch this. >.>

 
At 12:19 AM, Blogger Renarudo said...

Life is awsome like that.

-Ren
[GM]Dave: It's what's for dinner.

 
At 2:53 PM, Blogger Jeff said...

Taodyn IS [GM]Dave.

That's not really funny though.

 
At 9:18 AM, Blogger Fircefairy said...

LMAO..{GM} Dave...get her the Thiefs Knife and I am sure her willingness will return....(It is worth a shot at the very least)

 
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