Friday, June 23, 2006

Fan Club Theme Week

It's that time again, folks.

It's time for the [GM]Dave Fan Club Gift Pack.

Please, please.

Hold your applause until the end.

As usual, any reader who donates $5 or more during the month (up until I send out the packages) to help support [GM]Dave will receive a special Fan Club gift pack via e-mail. This is just a small token of thanks for the many people who help me out.

I take care of my own.

The gift pack includes:

- exclusive stories
- wallpapers
- pictures
- fan art
- special add ons
- whatever else I can think of

This month, however, I thought we could do something fun. I've got lots of stories that I've never told you and I have decided to let the fans decide what stories I will post this week.

Or, basically, who I will go and torture to make a story.

I do that, too.

Thus, I give you FAN CLUB THEME WEEK.

Some possible themes include:

a) Susan

- more stories about the relationship between someone with almost god-like power over one of the most amazing sources of entertainment on our planet and [GM]Dave

b) Real life

- more stories of the daily annoyances that compose my life offline and the many reasons why I wish I owned a dragon.

c) Memoirs of [GM]Takana

- a history of the late [GM]Takana, known to his friends as Tak.

d) Jormungand / Dragonpalooza 2006

- your favourite and mine, stories of dragon-related deaths.

e) Gil Seller Justice

- more stories involving the torture and killing of the most hated species in Vana'diel. No, I don't mean Galkas.

Just post your choice (or another suggestion) in the comments section of this post. At the end of each day, I will tabulate the results and choose a theme.

If two choices are close, I may vary the theme a little or have a theme crossover.

Like the time Susan got eaten by a dragon.


This week is all about what the readers want to see.

Also, if there's anything else you'd like to see included in the gift pack, post your suggestions and I'll see what I can do.

No nude photos of Susan.

The last time I posted those on the internet, things did not go well.

And, as always, the reader who donates the most in any given month will be given the opportunity to participate in the blog.

This may involve getting eaten by a dragon.

Donators beware.

All right. There you have it.

Get posting and we'll see where your choices take us.

Or who your choices get tormented.

See? I'm totally a nice guy.

Unless you annoy me.

And then replace "gift pack" with "incendiary device".


At 4:33 AM, Blogger Sex Money Monkey said...

I was actualy going to ask for nude pictures of Jormungand or Tak :P

But, if those are impossible I'd either like C, sounds like a nice topic...or

Wait for it



and yeah, five bucks on the way, just gotta fix my paypal account.

At 4:44 AM, Blogger AzzA said...

love to hear more gil seller torture stories. my fav was always the fish botter you made killable by all in town.

At 5:29 AM, Blogger Nanpa said...

I'd like to hear more about [GM]Takana

At 5:35 AM, Blogger BuzZ said...

Real life stuff!

At 5:40 AM, Blogger Michiel said...

"more stories about the relationship between someone with almost god-like power over one of the most amazing sources of entertainment on our planet and [GM]Dave"

nice one.

At 6:14 AM, Blogger freezinglimbo said...

b) Real life

- more stories of the daily annoyances that compose my life offline and the many reasons why I wish I owned a dragon.

Game on.

At 6:16 AM, Blogger Chronofantasy said...

I like the real life stuff. Always humourous to see [GM]Dave getting away from his fantasy world and comparing this Fantasy world to the real world which is even more annoying and filled with more retards.

At 6:36 AM, Blogger ikearm said...

if possible, although not listed, could you include some stories about account buyers of high lvl characters who dont know how to play, etc...

At 6:36 AM, Blogger Cire said...

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At 6:47 AM, Blogger Cire said...

How about Susan and [GM] Takana getting fed to Jormungand because of their gil selling habits?

At 7:02 AM, Blogger Idalia said...

i'm gonna have to say your real life stories..

all your posts gave me a good giggle, but relating the DMV trip to FFXI brought me to tears. love it.

At 7:04 AM, Blogger Thistle said...

Vote for RL stories!

- a history of the late [GM]Takana, known to his friends as Tak.

Do you read any Stephen King? If so, you might be more wary about messing with a Tak!

At 7:32 AM, Blogger Espii said...

Are you sure the nude photos are out of the question? =[

No really, I wanna see Susan torture a gilseller. *-* That'd be hot. Tell her to torture a gilseller for your enjoyment?

At 7:41 AM, Blogger Excessivedamage said...

More real life stories, please.

At 8:53 AM, Blogger Val said...

I'd go for real life stories, too. Those were just brilliant and amazingly humorous.

At 9:19 AM, Blogger paduse said...

C or D please

At 9:19 AM, Blogger paduse said...

C or D please

At 9:39 AM, Blogger Sol-rak said...

I want to see a crossover - TAK and SUSAN getting fed to the Dragon because they... You know, Crafted together >O

At 10:02 AM, Blogger elwillow said...

I think more real life story could be nice.

At 10:14 AM, Blogger Rogahar said...

I'm gonna have to go with Gilseller torture. Maybe showing one of them your fun new spear.

At 10:39 AM, Blogger Deria said...

Your blog never ceases to make me laugh. I enjoy almost all of your posts. I am particularly fond of your adventures in real life and with your girl, Susan. Please accept the donation and continue your work. Thank you again.

At 10:48 AM, Blogger Natch said...


I enjoy the botter stories the most, but these are in a close second.

At 11:42 AM, Blogger Myloko said...

More Susan/Real Life stories!

At 11:58 AM, Blogger Phaedra said...

Where's F??? ... I wanna see more stories of you tormenting your mother.

Aaah I guess I'll take C though.

At 12:33 PM, Blogger ColdhartedRagnarok said...

[GM]Takana please. Those were indeed the funniest.

At 12:48 PM, Blogger Trigger said...

punishing cheaters is by far the most fun to read.

At 12:48 PM, Blogger Ryuusuke said...

I'd really like to hear the one about susan getting fed to jormy.

At 1:55 PM, Blogger Phrawgz said...

b) Real life

"Stone III Bitch!"

"The DMV NPC..."

HAHA (repeating of course)

At 2:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like all the choices....but i'll have to go with either Susan or real life stories.

At 2:59 PM, Blogger Espii said...


At 3:07 PM, Blogger Bastionus said...

i vote B

At 3:35 PM, Blogger Keilyn said...

I'm in favor of A and B.

At 4:52 PM, Blogger SirJam said...

C, [GM]Tak!

At 6:24 PM, Blogger aznstyle said...

hey [gm]dave heres is what i think about ur dragon lolol 733t owned and all that shyt

At 6:26 PM, Blogger Bugbby said...

B! B!!! That real life post of you and the DMV cracked me up for hours. :(

At 7:09 PM, Blogger Kiwi said...

Aznstyle, you realize you just said "teet owned" in leetspeak, right? Just checking.

Your pic does not deliver.

At 7:35 PM, Blogger Shinkada said...

I'd say Susan. It's funny how a power-monger (And I mean that as a compliment) deals with women, who these days, kind of need to be the ones in charge.

Whoops, social commentary! Hardy har. So I go for A.

At 7:45 PM, Blogger Taeryunn said...

Real life all the way!

At 7:48 PM, Blogger Ninboy said...

ya im going to have to go with real life.

At 10:15 PM, Blogger Avin_Chaos said...

[GM]Dave, you've got some great storys and some impressive ways of telling them. I vote for Tak, or dragons, or both.

Also what are the odds that your fan club might be able to give nubs like me a trial pass to FFXI? After reading these storys I've been wanting to get a look at the game.

At 12:49 AM, Blogger loque said...

Too many dragon feedings. I miss the ban stick .. but i like the real life occurances.

At 3:13 AM, Blogger InuDuelist said...

...[GM]Dave, say it isn't so...


Man, I can't believe I fell for it. Heh, this whole time... Man. I was sitting here thinking that someone as cool as [GM]Dave existed. I... Hm. I guess I'm just another Stupid little visitor who fell into your plot. Don't mess with people Dave... it isn't cool. :(

At 3:43 AM, Blogger InuDuelist said...

Now that I think about it, I haven't a clue of how FFXI works. I don't have the game, but I came here because of a forum post and stayed because the blog made me feel good about myself. Normally, throughout the day, I'm the one who feels like the retard. I'm the one who gets the crap from everyone... The blog actually made me feel like I was better than someone. It made me feel great that I was smarter than pretty much everyone you've faked. But now I find out that it's all part of a master plan to just trick all of the unknowing people who never checked anything but this blog and think you're real. I just feel terrible, now. Finally, I'm better. Finally. Then, what? I'm really not? They aren't real?

Ah, well. I'll still be reading the blog, but... Bah, whatever.

At 8:35 AM, Blogger Grand Theft: Blonde said...

Taodyn, [GM]Dave, Mean old bastard, God, asshat, non-existant loser who needs to get a life... whatever, you know, you're the same person to me. <3

I know you've got pages and pages of comments: both good and bad, and that you probably don't even read the lengthy annotations, or even the one-liners. Why would my opinion matter, anyways? Well, dispite this knowledge I'm still posting. Go figure. =P

Well, I'll stop rambling now and cut to the chase. I just popped in to say that your blog makes my day much more brighter, and it makes me feel better about myself. My abs actually hurt from all of the laughing a do. So, it's part of my exercise routine now - Sit on my ass, read your blogs, and laugh non-stop for 15 minutes+.

However, this blog does make me doubt the future of mankind. And though you may think that I am kidding about this, I inform you that I am *NOT*. I shake my head in disgust as I read about the mass I.Q void that is spreading more and more throughout the world.

I want to quarantine myself from the rest of the human population just so that I may preserve the little bit of intelligence that I have somehow managed to obtain.

Anyways, I'm out. Don't stop writing! =P

At 5:59 PM, Blogger Knyte said...

grand theft blonde,

my faith in the intelligence of humanity has been non-existant for a long time now. just read the news. the thing that really killed it and buried in 6 feet under in the bowels of the devils ass?

looking at the front page of the local newspaper after hurricane katrina and seeing a guy pointing a shotgun at a rescue chopper as it tried to hand out food. cause as we all know, that is the best way to get your food in a crisis; shoot down a rescue chopper into polluted waters.

At 6:02 PM, Blogger Knyte said...

and to anyone who went through that debauchle of a storm, my heart goes out to you. and im sorry if you take offense

At 6:14 PM, Blogger Tycooner said...

B & E would be my choices.

I like the real life compared to game parodies they always nake me laugh.

And the revenge on the gil sellers is also a good laugh when it gets to the part where you *warp* I love the so called ashock when they know they have finally been caught and try to talk their way out of it...

Great job ...keep us laughing Dave. You do it so well.

At 6:26 PM, Blogger GMdavisISfake said...

ok first of all.....FUCK ALL YOU CUNTS guys are cunts...stop sucking up to [GM] imnotreal and go fuck a hoe

ok u guys are pathetic

get laid

holy shit i hate all of you


friggin nerds

so if you guys believe dave then u obviosly still believe in santa i right? duh

ok bye [GM] Dave!!
keep up gthe good work!!

At 9:41 PM, Blogger AKosygin of said...

Actually, I vote for Fan Club story. A challenge, probably. A story about the [GM]Dave and his Fan Club.

It is for the Fan Club right? So why not about the people whom you are creating it for?

At 1:28 AM, Blogger Aeriel said...

Hmmmm someone needs and new Hat with IQ +2 not have a brain that would implode from sucking the intelligence from us all you fucking retard! -> GMdavisISfake -> You fail at life, everything, and mostly in having a sense of humor.

[GM]Dave All of the above please, all your shit is funny :)

At 11:59 AM, Blogger [GM]Dave said...

Buddy, just stop hatin...

At 4:02 PM, Blogger InuDuelist said...

Gmdaveisfake, you're a 'tard. [GM]Dave, I take that back. There really ARE people in this world who have no sense of mind. Keep up the good work. :P

At 6:51 PM, Blogger kiwi said...

well i agree with being an ass to your mother some more :o

and who the hellz is this other kiwi person x_x

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