Sunday, July 23, 2006

[GM]Dave Gives Back

I was in a great mood when I got to work today.

I mean a GREAT mood.

This, of course, had nothing to do with a weekend of crazy, freaky, wild sex.

Nothing at all.

That is, however, why I was limping when I came in.

Totally worth it.

Anyway, because I was in such a great mood, I decided to do something nice for someone.

Not random though.

I hate giving things to random people because I always wind up getting a complete moron. Some slack-jawed simpleton who drools on my shoes as he asks me for money.

Instead of that, I decided to choose someone from the fan club.

Converting to Davism does have its advantages.

So, I started combing through the e-mails I've received lately.

No. Not this one.

His character name has too many vowels.

This is a fantasy game, people. That means fantasy names, not names that cannot be pronounced with the human tongue.

So, he's out.

Nope. Not this girl, either.

She used an emoticon in her e-mail.

As I am neither twelve nor chatting on AOL, I'll assume she wasn't talking to me.

Here's one.

Good e-mail. No emo begging for help. Doesn't say Manthra.

Perfect.

I do a quick server check and then log into Odin so that I might rain good tidings on this lucky, lucky soul.

[GM]Dave>> Hail, Adventurer.
[GM]Dave>> How are things?
Huf>> Uhh...
Huf>> Good.
[GM]Dave>> Good?
[GM]Dave>> Please, not so much detail.
Huf>> Did I do something wrong?
Huf>> Am I getting banned?
[GM]Dave>> Why do people ask me that?
Huf>> Well...
Huf>> You do kind of always ban people.
[GM]Dave>> True.
[GM]Dave>> I do tend to inspire fear.
[GM]Dave>> Lucky for you, you're not getting banned.
Huf>> ...
[GM]Dave>> What?
Huf>> I'm not sure if I should cheer about that just yet.
[GM]Dave>> Don't you have any faith?
Huf>> No.
Huf>> Not really.
[GM]Dave>> Yeah...
[GM]Dave>> That's probably a good plan.
Huf>> Okay... if I'm not in trouble...
Huf>> Why are you here?
[GM]Dave>> I'm in a good mood.
Huf>> Who are you?
Huf>> What'd you do to [GM]Dave?
[GM]Dave>> I'm going to let that slide.
[GM]Dave>> For now.
Huf>> Gotcha.
[GM]Dave>> I'm here to bestow good fortune upon you.
Huf>> Sweet.
Huf>> What does that mean?
[GM]Dave>> It means I'm going to do something nice.
[GM]Dave>> What do you want?
Huf>> Can we kill some gilsellers?
[GM]Dave>> That's it?
Huf>> Eh...
Huf>> I'm easy to please.
[GM]Dave>> It's your dime, man.
[GM]Dave>> How do you want to do it?
[GM]Dave>> Fiery sword?
[GM]Dave>> Explosive device?
Huf>> Can I feed them to Jormy?
[GM]Dave>> ... I guess that could be arranged.
Huf>> SWEET!
[GM]Dave>> You are easy to please.

So, we find a few gilsellers around the server and transport them to Mordion Gaol.

I was even kind enough to switch Huf's armor to look like GM gear.

I am a benevolent god.

Huf>> THIS ARMOR IS SWEET!
[GM]Dave>> Yeah.
[GM]Dave>> That's only a loan, you realize.
Huf>> Oh.
Huf>> Still cool, though.
Huf>> Look! I'm all shimmery.
[GM]Dave>> I'm kind of used to it by now.
Huf>> So what do I do?
[GM]Dave>> Just tell me which one to kill first.
Huf>> Uhh...
Huf>> How about the Hume on the end?
[GM]Dave>> Sure.
[GM]Dave>> Jormy! COULD YOU EAT THAT GUY?

Jormungand hits Hume for 14,752 points of damage.
Hume was defeated by Jormungand.

Huf>> Ha ha!
Huf>> That was awesome!
[GM]Dave>> Who's next?
Huf>> THAT GUY!
Huf>> The Galka!
[GM]Dave>> Calm down.
[GM]Dave>> Hey, Jormy!
[GM]Dave>> Could you get Fatty there?

Jormungand hits Galka for 13,394 points of damage.
Galka was defeated by Jormungand.

We went through their number pretty quick.

Then we only had one left. A frail little Taru Thief.

Huf>> YOU'RE TOAST NOW!
Huf>> JORMY! EAT THE MIDGET!

Jormungand hits Huf for 18,940 points of damage.
Huf was defeated by Jormungand.

Huf>> WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
[GM]Dave>> See...
[GM]Dave>> He really doesn't like being ordered around.

Still, I think he enjoyed the experience.

It's nice helping people.

22 Comments:

At 7:19 PM, Blogger ColdhartedRagnarok said...

Haha good one dave

FIRST

 
At 7:23 PM, Blogger Xen_the_monk said...

hahaha... nice

 
At 8:12 PM, Blogger GM>Nightmare said...

Great one again

 
At 8:53 PM, Blogger Kerensky said...

Idk it some times seems too cool..

I mean when I started playing I got up to a good lv and camped Lizzy for weeks of playing not getting a drop wishing for a dragon to come down and kill everone..

oops sry I have to remimber to keep those inside thoughts in.

If you are what you say you are more power to you.

oh I'll stop befor I have to kill my self.

 
At 9:23 PM, Blogger Trigger said...

I noticed you always asked jormy, good form there, huf got a little too cheeky towards a dragon.

 
At 9:40 PM, Blogger the Ostentatious Elvaans said...

aah sounds like Susan fulfilled her promise. Grats! I could use some ffxi-related terminology to describe how the encounters may have went, but won't.

 
At 10:28 PM, Blogger Dantaro said...

hehe, ah, a good entry indeed. Fun to read.

 
At 10:37 PM, Blogger Narsat said...

Is it me, or is Jormy getting stronger with every post? O.o

 
At 11:10 PM, Blogger Avrial said...

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

When do people learn?

Only [GM]Dave can request that Jormy eat morons! He never yells at Jormy.

Huf should've known.

I like how he knew about the last bestowment of kindness, though.

Thanks for a good laugh, [GM]Dave!

 
At 12:59 AM, Blogger smack said...

I think you left out something, just because in one of your previous endevours you mentioned [GM] gear reduces all dmg to zero. Unless jormy is that cool, or you did in fact take away his loaner armor, b4 lunch. /cheer

 
At 3:21 AM, Blogger Nu-Hir said...

I was even kind enough to switch Huf's armor to look like GM gear.

So yea. Damage Reduction what?

 
At 5:58 AM, Blogger Pyrolol said...

It's not the GM gear that makes them invincible - it only has the (none too amazing) stats it displays.

What GMs have is an option to make them, effectively invincible.

 
At 6:34 AM, Blogger Sharrah said...

Dave, EQ2 really needs you. We have Plat(gil)sellers that spam the chat channels with ads. It is really annoying.

Keep up the good work.

 
At 6:40 AM, Blogger Havok said...

haha classic

 
At 9:45 AM, Blogger creature124 said...

heck, since there was no ban included, it would SO be worth getting to kill a few gillsellers in exchange for one death....

 
At 11:41 AM, Blogger Bellemithra said...

hehehee

 
At 1:32 PM, Blogger Jeff said...

Congrats huf on being top donator this month

 
At 2:47 PM, Blogger Hollister160 said...

Lol Good one dave i have heard funny things about you and your ways of kindness wish i was there to see this off in the distance.

 
At 5:05 PM, Blogger Lee said...

There has to be some lesson in this... Some higher meaning...

or not..!

 
At 5:55 PM, Blogger tia said...

cheeky-ness gets you eaten. just like in real life

 
At 8:27 AM, Blogger J0eCool said...

He's not getting stronger, some people just have higher defense.

Apparently, Huf was a noobulon.

 
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