Number 101!!!
Oh shut up.I can celebrate anything I want to.
So I had an early shift yesterday. Very early.
As you may have guessed, I'm not a morning person. If it happens before 11 am, I really don't give a damn.
Since it was still quite a few hours until NA primetime, I had plenty of time to get some paperwork done.
This, of course, meant that I was asleep at my desk.
What?
At 6 am, your problems don't exist to me.
They really don't.
I don't care if someone is selling gil on top of your MPKed corpse while someone else is stealing your King Behemoth.
If it's 6 am in the morning, you can kiss my ass.
Unfortunately, I had forgotten to turn off my speakers earlier.
*DING*
Hey! A GM call! At 6am!
I apparently haven't fed enough people to dragons if someone feels the need to bother me this early.
What the hell could anyone want this early?
GM Call Description: JP player warp 2'ed me.
HOLY SHIT! An NA player is having a problem with a JP player!
OH CHRIST!!! Water is wet!!!
Listen. No one hates you because you're from North America.
They hate you because you're an idiot.
I don't think I'd call that a cultural difference.
But someone has made the mistake of bothering me at 6 am.
This cannot be tolerated.
[GM]Dave>> Hail, Adventurer.
[GM]Dave>> Apparently, you do not understand time.
Player>> I think you have the wrong guy.
[GM]Dave>> You'd better hope so.
[GM]Dave>> Let's play a game shall we?
Player>> Sure.
[GM]Dave>> What time is it?
Player>> You mean here?
[GM]Dave>> No. What's the time in Sweden?
[GM]Dave>> Of course I mean there, you retard.
Player>> ... uhh...
Player>> It's 6 am.
[GM]Dave>> Wow. Same here.
[GM]Dave>> And 6 am is in the...
Player>> Morning?
[GM]Dave>> Correct. Good job.
[GM]Dave>> Last question.
Player>> Shoot.
[GM]Dave>> Don't tempt me.
Player>> What?
[GM]Dave>> Nevermind.
[GM]Dave>> And at 6 am, you should be...
Player>> Sleeping?
[GM]Dave>> Oh, I'm sorry.
[GM]Dave>> That's incorrect.
Player>> Really?
[GM]Dave>> Yeah. The correct answer was...
[GM]Dave>> NOT FREAKING CALLING ME!!!
[GM]Dave>> What the hell do you want?
Player>> ... Uhh... This JP player...
Player>> ... He warp 2'ed me and...
[GM]Dave>> Hey! Great story!
[GM]Dave>> I wonder who'll play you in the movie.
Player>> This is serious.
[GM]Dave>> Nothing is serious at 6 am.
Player>> They kicked me out of a party without telling me.
Player>> And then the Black Mage warp 2'ed me.
[GM]Dave>> Sucks to be you.
[GM]Dave>> Can I help you with anything else today?
Player>> It's not fair.
[GM]Dave>> Sigh.
[GM]Dave>> I'm going to regret asking this.
[GM]Dave>> Why'd they boot you?
Player>> I don't know.
Player>> I was just doing my job and meleeing the mob.
[GM]Dave>> That's it?
Player>> Well... I was back-up healing, too.
[GM]Dave>> ... Back-up healing?
Player>> Yeah. I'm a Red Mage.
[GM]Dave>> You're a Red Mage...
[GM]Dave>> And you were meleeing.
Player>> Yeah.
Player>> Now, isn't it wrong that they booted me?
[GM]Dave>> Hell yeah it is.
Player>> Damn right.
[GM]Dave>> I'd have killed you, personally.
Player>> What?
[GM]Dave>> I guess they couldn't be bothered to kill you.
[GM]Dave>> That's the problem with today's youth.
[GM]Dave>> No work ethic.
Player>> Are you kidding?!
[GM]Dave>> Do I sound like I'm kidding?
Player>> This is ridiculous.
Player>> They should be suspended.
[GM]Dave>> Let me get right on that.
[GM]Dave>> Right after I cure cancer.
Player>> You've got to do something.
[GM]Dave>> I am doing something.
[GM]Dave>> I'm deleting your content IDs.
Player>> WHAT?!
Player>> WHY?!
[GM]Dave>> You woke me up.
[GM]Dave>> Also, I'm bored.
Player>> You can't do that!!!
Player>> I'm a customer!
[GM]Dave>> You're a meleeing Red Mage.
[GM]Dave>> You no longer have any rights.
Player>> You can't just delete my character!
Player>> YOU CAN'T!!!
[GM]Dave>> Are you sure?
[GM]Dave>> Cause this Delete button disagrees.
[GM]Dave>> Let's see who's right, shall we?
*click*
[GM]Dave>> Still there?
Your tell could not be received. The player may have changed areas or may have been banned from the game and is now re-evaluating their life while crying like a little girl with a scraped knee.
[GM]Dave>> Looks like the Delete button was right.
[GM]Dave>> I love that button.
Everyone do me a favor, okay?
If it's earlier than 11 am, we're going to pretend that the GM call menu doesn't exist.
It'll be fun.
Also, I won't be forced to destroy you.
posted by Goblin Smithy @ 5:37 PM
11 Comments:
HOLY SHIT! An NA player is having a problem with a JP player!
OH CHRIST!!! Water is wet!!!
rofl, ive had my share of troubles due to the language barrier...the auto-translate is fun though, i like torturing people with it.
[GM]Dave>> Last question.
Player>> Shoot.
[GM]Dave>> Don't tempt me.
Hehe - this line got me. Good one Dave.
Anyone awake before 12pm needs to be shot personally ._.
Haha. On a funny note a JP Player that I passed lead to to invite some other JP player kicked me out of my own party and had the gall to /tell me "JP ONRY"... I hate JP players. Espcially their players that have that "i can appear exactly where the NM is right before it pops" program.
Never camping Jack ever again. ^_^
Dude, Artiamus, chill. First of all, after reading this blog, do you really think Dave is going to care about your little rant?
Second of all, no one cares about your whining. So, I have six words for you: Shut the HELL up now.
Thanks and have a nice day.
And Dave, your blog is awesome.
If it's earlier than 11 am, we're going to pretend that the GM call menu doesn't exist.
Remember kiddies, it's always earlier than 11am somewhere!
I'm never awake before 12PM, it's always after 12AM,
I don't understand your counting.
Reeree says there's nothing wrong with mages who melee. It's not like they'll be the only ones in the party who are retarded.
Yea, why the hell would you use a + 5 to int + 5 to mind rod why you can have a sword that does 7 damage!? And above lvl 51, I mean seriously, elemental staves, who wants those when you can do 3 damage of the enemies over 10.000 damage!?
Heheh. Well, I guess I should have counted my words a little better. Can't help but laugh at yourself for a mistake like that. Oh well. At least it brought someone a laugh.
Awww. I really like how you snucked that Melee RDM thing in.
I don't really care if you are a melee RDM. Why? Cos I'm RDM and if you are in party with me, I'll do my job and I don't care if you melee. If not, I simply won't be partying with them so problem doesn't exist either way.
On BLU being what the developers wanted RDM to be, well, of course I get ticked. I'm naturally territorial. I also tend to forget to refresh people swinging a sword uness they are PLD (I'm honest, not sarcastic).
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