[GM]Dave Gets SomeNow, you may think my life revolves around FFXI.
Well... you'd be right.
But I do make time for the love of my life, my beautiful girlfriend...
Hold on. I remember her name.
I know she plays a Mithra.
SUSAN! IT'S SUSAN!
Anyway, yesterday evening we decided to log out of our characters and have some "us time".
And by "us time" I mean "naked time".
Now, this was a major event. Not only because I am so damned good, but also because we actually logged out of our characters.
During peak time.
[GM]Dave>> Pulling!!! ----> Shirt! <>
[GM]Dave>> Heading back to camp.
Susan>> Ready here.
Susan>> (( Ready to Start Skillchain! ))
Susan>> (( Can I have it? ))
[GM]Dave>> Oh, yeah, baby.
[GM]Dave>> (( Turn your party flag on. ))
Susan>> Oh damn.
Susan>> Hold on a second.
Suddenly, she jumps up and runs out of the room.
[GM]Dave>> Uhh... what the hell?
[GM]Dave>> (( I want experience points. ))
Susan>> Hold on, hold on.
Susan>> I'll only be a minute.
About five minutes later, she runs back in and hops on the bed.
[GM]Dave>> About damned time.
[GM]Dave>> Where were you?
Susan>> Let's get back to where we were.
[GM]Dave>> ... You convinced me.
Susan>> That was really hard.
[GM]Dave>> You're the one who ran out.
[GM]Dave>> Give me a minute.
Things started to heat up again, but then she jumped up and left the room.
[GM]Dave>> This isn't funny.
[GM]Dave>> What the hell are you doing?
Susan>> Don't worry about it.
[GM]Dave>> I'm not worried about it.
[GM]Dave>> I just don't want to start without you.
Susan>> How romantic.
[GM]Dave>> That's me, baby. Mr. Romantic.
[GM]Dave>> Now get your ass back in here.
She finally runs back in and practically tackles me.
This is more like it.
I'm just getting ready to equip the old "Ban Stick", when she runs out AGAIN!!!
[GM]Dave>> WHAT THE HELL?!
[GM]Dave>> What are you doing?
Susan>> I'll be right there.
[GM]Dave>> Well, why don't you come back.
[GM]Dave>> We can do something.
[GM]Dave>> Something is better than nothing.
Susan>> Give me one more second.
[GM]Dave>> Hurry up.
Susan>> I'm coming, I'm coming.
[GM]Dave>> Well, that was quick.
Susan>> Ha Ha.
I'm just starting to get really pissed, when she comes back in through the door.
This time she doesn't even make it as far as the bed. She walks in and then turns and dashs back out the door.
[GM]Dave>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
[GM]Dave>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Susan>> Sozu Rogberry is going to spawn soon.
Susan>> I really want that Knife.
[GM]Dave>> YOU'RE CAMPING AN NM?!
Susan>> I'll only be a second, you big baby.
Susan>> Control yourself.
[GM]Dave>> YOU'RE INSANE!
[GM]Dave>> Did you forget to take your medication?
Susan>> Well, aren't we funny?
[GM]Dave>> It's not like I have anything better to do.
Susan>> I'll be right there!
I couldn't believe this bullshit. Leaving me in the middle of "us time" to camp for a stupid Knife.
That's just plain damned ridiculous.
[GM]Dave>> FORGET IT!
[GM]Dave>> THE MOMENT'S OVER!
Susan>> Are you really mad?
[GM]Dave>> YES, I'M MAD!
[GM]Dave>> PLAY YOUR STUPID GAME!
Susan>> I'm sorry, honey.
Susan>> It's okay. I'll logout.
[GM]Dave>> Don't bother.
[GM]Dave>> I don't care anymore.
Susan>> I said I was sorry.
[GM]Dave>> You're ignoring me for a game!
[GM]Dave>> I should be more important!
Susan>> You are, you are.
Susan>> I'm really sorry.
[GM]Dave>> Fine. Whatever.
Susan>> Do you really forgive me?
[GM]Dave>> Yeah, I guess.
Susan>> Can we pick up where we left off?
[GM]Dave>> But can we hurry this up?
[GM]Dave>> I've got Dynamis in like 5 minutes.