[GM]Dave Gets Some
Now, you may think my life revolves around FFXI.Well... you'd be right.
But I do make time for the love of my life, my beautiful girlfriend...
Umm...
Hold on. I remember her name.
Uhh...
I know she plays a Mithra.
...
SUSAN! IT'S SUSAN!
I think.
Anyway, yesterday evening we decided to log out of our characters and have some "us time".
And by "us time" I mean "naked time".
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Now, this was a major event. Not only because I am so damned good, but also because we actually logged out of our characters.
During peak time.
That's love.
[GM]Dave>> Pulling!!! ----> Shirt! <>
[GM]Dave>> Heading back to camp.
Susan>> Ready here.
Susan>> (( Ready to Start Skillchain! ))
Susan>> (( Can I have it? ))
[GM]Dave>> Oh, yeah, baby.
[GM]Dave>> (( Turn your party flag on. ))
Susan>> Oh damn.
Susan>> Hold on a second.
Suddenly, she jumps up and runs out of the room.
[GM]Dave>> Uhh... what the hell?
[GM]Dave>> (( I want experience points. ))
Susan>> Hold on, hold on.
Susan>> I'll only be a minute.
Sigh.
About five minutes later, she runs back in and hops on the bed.
[GM]Dave>> About damned time.
[GM]Dave>> Where were you?
Susan>> Nevermind.
Susan>> Let's get back to where we were.
[GM]Dave>> ... You convinced me.
Susan>> That was really hard.
[GM]Dave>> You're the one who ran out.
[GM]Dave>> Give me a minute.
Things started to heat up again, but then she jumped up and left the room.
AGAIN.
[GM]Dave>> This isn't funny.
[GM]Dave>> What the hell are you doing?
Susan>> Don't worry about it.
[GM]Dave>> I'm not worried about it.
[GM]Dave>> I just don't want to start without you.
Susan>> How romantic.
[GM]Dave>> That's me, baby. Mr. Romantic.
[GM]Dave>> Now get your ass back in here.
She finally runs back in and practically tackles me.
This is more like it.
I'm just getting ready to equip the old "Ban Stick", when she runs out AGAIN!!!
[GM]Dave>> WHAT THE HELL?!
[GM]Dave>> What are you doing?
Susan>> Nothing.
Susan>> I'll be right there.
[GM]Dave>> Well, why don't you come back.
[GM]Dave>> We can do something.
[GM]Dave>> Something is better than nothing.
Susan>> Give me one more second.
[GM]Dave>> Hurry up.
Susan>> I'm coming, I'm coming.
[GM]Dave>> Well, that was quick.
Susan>> Ha Ha.
I'm just starting to get really pissed, when she comes back in through the door.
This time she doesn't even make it as far as the bed. She walks in and then turns and dashs back out the door.
[GM]Dave>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
[GM]Dave>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Susan>> Sozu Rogberry is going to spawn soon.
Susan>> I really want that Knife.
[GM]Dave>> YOU'RE CAMPING AN NM?!
Susan>> I'll only be a second, you big baby.
Susan>> Control yourself.
[GM]Dave>> YOU'RE INSANE!
[GM]Dave>> Did you forget to take your medication?
Susan>> Well, aren't we funny?
[GM]Dave>> It's not like I have anything better to do.
Susan>> I'll be right there!
I couldn't believe this bullshit. Leaving me in the middle of "us time" to camp for a stupid Knife.
That's just plain damned ridiculous.
[GM]Dave>> FORGET IT!
[GM]Dave>> THE MOMENT'S OVER!
Susan>> Are you really mad?
[GM]Dave>> YES, I'M MAD!
[GM]Dave>> PLAY YOUR STUPID GAME!
Susan>> I'm sorry, honey.
Susan>> It's okay. I'll logout.
[GM]Dave>> Don't bother.
[GM]Dave>> I don't care anymore.
Susan>> I said I was sorry.
[GM]Dave>> You're ignoring me for a game!
[GM]Dave>> I should be more important!
Susan>> You are, you are.
Susan>> I'm really sorry.
[GM]Dave>> Fine. Whatever.
Susan>> Do you really forgive me?
[GM]Dave>> Yeah, I guess.
Susan>> So...
Susan>> Can we pick up where we left off?
[GM]Dave>> Okay.
Susan>> Good.
[GM]Dave>> But can we hurry this up?
[GM]Dave>> I've got Dynamis in like 5 minutes.
posted by Goblin Smithy @ 3:30 AM
12 Comments:
That was awesome! :D I can't stop laughing... and I'm at work... help... :D
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I am hysterical laughing!!!! Me and my fiance play together, so I can totally relate.
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Your entire post made me cry. This is but another reminder of how I don't have a girlfriend. Things are looking bleak for this poster... -_-;
I can relate XD My bf and I have done things like that before. But touche on the dynamis Dave XD
Lol, as always excellent stuff Dave.
Keep it up!
Ain't love with a gamer grand? Heh.
Got pointed to your blog from a post on the CoH forums and have thoroughly enjoyed [GM]Dave, so far. The only thing that stand between the sane and the 'tards.
Thank you for a great laugh. I can certainly relate that stupidity is universal. I am an admin for a site that has quite a few younger members. We deal with this kind of stuff daily, only we have to be semi-nice to them. Thank you for giving action to many of my thoughts. Keep up the great work!
Hey Minko... With a blog with a name like "Pie is for Eating" I really don't think you have a lot to say. But I suppose the excitement of posting a "bad" comment really does rank up there with your Mommy taking you to McDonalds. I would make a comment about crayons and coloring books back to you, but I wouldn't want to know what you'd do with them.
Anywho, kudos on the post, Dave. ^_~ You speak more truth than you know.
Minko, I think I just dropped about 50 IQ points reading your comment.
WTF are you on? Who the hell cares if he really is a GM or not? The blog is funny. You, are retarded. If he is a GM he is the best damn GM in the game, at least he plays an active role in improving it. You don't even fucking play FFXI, but you try and say he isn't a GM? Where's your proof huh? What right have you got to try and act bigger than Dave?
Egotistical asshole.
Minko, you don't understand a thing. Let me try to explain at the expense of my precious time (yes i am being very generous, be sure to apreciate it)
It doesn't matter if [GM]Dave is real or not, the point of this blog, the way i see it, is for one to laugh a while. Also it is a way of venting and at the same time a way to show how people should not be so stupid sometimes (I know I'm being way too nice).
So you should probably stop pretending you are The Great Expert and leave the blog if you dont like it.
See? Wasnt I nice? I didn't even say you failed at life, it's probably true, but i didn't say it. Wasnt I considerate?
hehe,very funny, I'm sorry but I really love how you told us about that.
Well please keep up the lovely work and feeding people to dragons ^^
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