Wednesday, May 24, 2006

[GM]Dave's Stats

Just a quick note.

Since the Adventurer Appreciation Event is going on now, I decided to pop by San d'Oria and check out my statistics.


Very Interesting, huh?

48 Comments:

At 11:53 AM, Blogger Lokkin said...

Lol, 72 non morons out of 90k. Nice.

 
At 11:54 AM, Blogger Aoishi said...

You never called yourself? I would have checked up on my virtual self just to see how it's going.

 
At 12:06 PM, Blogger Dramanue of Fenrir said...

This looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels and having seen many shops in my day.

 
At 12:10 PM, Blogger Aoishi said...

Isn't that obvious...?

 
At 12:24 PM, Blogger Steve said...

yes... shopped... DUH....

 
At 12:27 PM, Blogger [GM]Dave said...

I can honestly guarantee that this image has not been photoshopped.

 
At 12:30 PM, Blogger lithpiperpilot said...

lol,

your loyal fans belive you

ALL HAIL [GM]Davism! Follow his every word without thinking.!

 
At 12:31 PM, Blogger Aoishi said...

I believe you Dave, whole heartedly.

 
At 12:50 PM, Blogger [GM]Dave said...

Well...

I don't even have Photoshop.

 
At 12:53 PM, Blogger Siegtaru said...

In Soviet Russia, Photoshop uses [GM]Dave!

in fact I'd rather use a [GM]Dave over lame Photoshop anyday. <3

 
At 12:55 PM, Blogger Jennifer said...

rofl, too funny

 
At 1:02 PM, Blogger Aoishi said...

Do you use MSPaint? That is a pretty awesome application. Windows gave it to me FREE too, heh, suckers.

 
At 1:23 PM, Blogger Myloko said...

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At 1:24 PM, Blogger Myloko said...

Well, Dave proved that not everyone he's spoken to is a moron. But 98% still need to be "naturally selected" ;)

 
At 1:37 PM, Blogger Dez Posener said...

What I really want to know is, how do the moogles know all this stuff? Do they just stalk us around while we fight monsters? Hmm.

 
At 1:55 PM, Blogger HTL2001 said...

I guess the "morons killed" counter only counts 1 death per moron, since I've seen a few post that have you raise/killing people.

And whats to say he didn't modify the NPC script so it said all that? Doesn't have to photoshop it

 
At 1:59 PM, Blogger Hawklord2112 said...

Moogle: You can either wait or take your item now, Kupo!
GMDave: yeah gimme the damn item.
Moogle: plz dont feed me to Jormy, k?
GMDave: whatever.
Received Item: GM's Moogle Belt!
Latent Effect: "Bitchslap Botter"

 
At 2:27 PM, Blogger Dantaro said...

hehe, love it

 
At 3:19 PM, Blogger Kittypenguin said...

0 deaths?

photoshopppppp!!!!!!oneoneoneeleveneleven

 
At 5:22 PM, Blogger Tim said...

Guys, if he's a GM, he can do that kind of shit. Just a simple change of code. Assign a stat to a variable, such as "Number of times KO'd" as "ko_count," then have it print something like Number of times KO'd: *ko_count*, duh. Even if he had died a thousand times, it would say

Number of times KO'd: 1000, duh.

Think with your brains, not with your fingers.

 
At 5:33 PM, Blogger Jed said...

Guys, he's a GM. Not a programmer.

 
At 5:46 PM, Blogger Aoishi said...

After my MSPaint post, I realized that it's possible that he could do that.

 
At 6:08 PM, Blogger Uschi said...

It's not photoshop or code modification, he just said it in /say, then cut off the part that says "Player : " ¬¬;

It's easier than photoshop. It's realistic because.. gee... it is from the game.

 
At 6:48 PM, Blogger Jimmy said...

[GM] Dave FTW!

I'm a WoW player, but got a link to your blog on the gamefaqs forums and think it's hilarious! Keep up the good work.

 
At 7:11 PM, Blogger Asher-Alexander said...

Hey.. would it be possible to like.. get murdered by you? or Jormy? I'd be honored.. even if i dlvl a lot.. i've always wanted to get murdered by a GM but i sorta like FFXI.. and Mordion Gaol, {Can i have it?}.. uh.. how would i contact you to have this done? ^^

 
At 7:19 PM, Blogger DeaconBlue said...

have you not read anything [GM]Dave has posted !!???!! just put in an extremly idiotic GM call and voila

 
At 7:51 PM, Blogger Asher-Alexander said...

yeah you see.. i just read the rest of them.. i just discovered the genious that is [GM]Dave and feel like an extreme retard right now :p.. Thank you, Dave. Before reading this i didnt really think GM's cared about the RMT problem. Nice to know that some of you do. :).. Now i understand lol. Now if you could just get rid of Brawlking and his cronies in castle oz so i could get Okote....

 
At 8:07 PM, Blogger Ruja said...

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At 8:09 PM, Blogger Ruja said...

No way that SE would include those words in what the moogle would say.

 
At 8:35 PM, Blogger Blah... I don't know. said...

I really can't believe you guys are debating on whether or not that's real...

 
At 8:55 PM, Blogger Z-Byte said...

Heheh, dramanue of fenrir sounds like a /b/tard to me.

 
At 9:36 PM, Blogger Rich said...

Ya know, I'm honestly surprised that I haven't seen a "Wait, you can't get a screenshot of text without using Windower!!!111eleveneleven" post yet.

Good stuff, as always.

 
At 12:53 AM, Blogger Sick_of_You said...

Your blog was funny the first time I read it, now it's just stupid. It's like you recycle the same bullshit everyday. Yeah you hate morons, gilsellers, etc...feed them to dragons. Rinse, repeat, try to be funny/witty. It doesn't work anymore!
You might want to work on being "creative".

 
At 3:00 AM, Blogger Jed said...

Or he, you know, could say what happens instead of making bullshit up. If you really want new stuff, go out and do something so damn retarded he comes and make it original.

 
At 3:20 AM, Blogger [GM]Dave said...

Creativity... I could try that.

GTFO - A Haiku

Whiny tard bitching
Jealous cause he's a failure
You fail at life, bitch


How's that?

No?

What about a joke?

Sick_of_you and a special olympian walk into a bar.

The bartender yells "Get that freakin' retard out of here!"

The special olympian says "Sorry. He followed me."


Bah dump psshhhhh

 
At 3:54 AM, Blogger D-Sti said...

If anyone here's on Carbuncle and cares...
Confirmed Gilsellers on Carbuncle (most camping Castle Oztroja's O.Kote):::

1. Angop
2. Angpp
3. Fallingsky
4. Gsjjgg
5. Haifeng
6. Hawk
7. Mooo
8. Orcishvrukwuk
9. Orishgrappler
10. Ogl
11. Skyky
12. Toyata
13. Toyatac
14. Wooo

Anyone feeling strongly enough to call a GM about this.. well, go ahead.

Peace GM Dave.

 
At 4:17 AM, Blogger Pyrolol said...

Hehe. Incredibly funny, as always, even though it almost certainly issn't true. (Note. I'm not saying you're not a GM, just that if you are you don't do this.)

Image was probably photoshopped. I very much doubt he made changes to the game code to do it. It's very hard to pull off. I've tried. Running around at incredible speeds is easy compared to modifying npc conversations.

What's likely is that he talked to the moogle, and took a screenshot, and just copied in the numbers and letters he needed from other parts of the game.

Want to contest this [GM]Dave lol? Well here I am. I'm waiting for you (or a dragon).

Nah - keep up the good work. I just hate to see people being so stupid...

 
At 4:38 AM, Blogger Sebb said...

^^ My stats were better. (really wernt)

I dont really care if he is real or not. Either way he is a prince amongst men.

[GM]Dave > [GM]Dave. See he is infinetly better. You do the maths.

I remember this one time that me and Dave went on a picnic and he made me eat a swan but I would do it again. I would gladly sell my house and all my things for Dave.Thats if he gave me his banstick ^^

Sebb

 
At 5:23 AM, Blogger Kage said...

Is that all? I expected more.

 
At 6:16 AM, Blogger Ruja said...

Sebb, the matter that god probably doesn't exist doesn't allow dave to be it. Get over it with this adoration. It's enough ridiculous.

 
At 8:21 AM, Blogger Dantaro said...

GTFO - A Haiku

Whiny tard bitching
Jealous cause he's a failure
You fail at life, bitch

lmao, well played [GM]Dave

 
At 8:48 AM, Blogger Nimrod said...

Lol nice photoshop skills :p or nice programming skills if you changed it for yourself o.o;

 
At 9:16 AM, Blogger Kazuki said...

People hinestly believe you need Photoshop for this? It's called image cropping. ._. A screenshot and MSPaint is all you need.

If you can't figure out how to screenshot that, then that's too bad.

 
At 10:40 AM, Blogger Bellemithra said...

HAHA Classic!

 
At 2:27 PM, Blogger podink said...

Heh, funny thing is, Dramanue of Fenrir is just a /b/ tard. If you don't know what that means, be thankful...very thankful...

His comment of photoshop is just a meme...or a semi-meme, I forget which...Go to 4chan and lurk moar for an answer.

 
At 9:11 PM, Blogger Dramanue of Fenrir said...

I still think it's a shop, and I don't stoop around /b/. Ew. If anything I stick to /s/, /d/, /gif/, and /hr/.
And they have macros for the Photoshop meme.. lots of them. It's both.
/r/ MoAR [GM]Dave!

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger podink said...

/gif/?! That's just /b/ in motion! Don't hide your /b/ness, embrace it!

 
At 6:35 PM, Blogger SlayerOfBigFoot said...

so...i herd u liek mudcrabs...

Hehe, /B/ FTW.

/em presses button.
/em recieves Cockatrice meat.

 

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