To the DoubtersSome people seem to think that I'm not a GM. They're saying that I could never get away with the things I do.
The problem seems to be that you do not understand the system.
You are not a GM. You're not. You have no understanding of our world. Our power. I understand you are trying to simply comprehend something so far beyond you, so I shouldn't hold your misconceptions against you.
I'm going to, but I probably shouldn't.
The only limit to my behavior is my imagination. Whatever cruelty can inspire me to conceive, I can enact upon the player populace.
Have a bad day? Ban a handful of Valkurm n00bs.
Didn't sleep well? Suspend an NM camper.
Stub my toe? Jail a handful of HNMLSes.
There is no jurisdiction for a Game Master. Race and nationality mean nothing to me. All players are equal in my eyes.
Or at least equally deserving of a ban.
Before you question [GM]Dave, you should ask yourself what your account is worth to you.
Can I suspend you? Can I ban you?
Do you feel lucky, PUNK?