To the Doubters
Some people seem to think that I'm not a GM. They're saying that I could never get away with the things I do.The problem seems to be that you do not understand the system.
You are not a GM. You're not. You have no understanding of our world. Our power. I understand you are trying to simply comprehend something so far beyond you, so I shouldn't hold your misconceptions against you.
I'm going to, but I probably shouldn't.
The only limit to my behavior is my imagination. Whatever cruelty can inspire me to conceive, I can enact upon the player populace.
Have a bad day? Ban a handful of Valkurm n00bs.
Didn't sleep well? Suspend an NM camper.
Stub my toe? Jail a handful of HNMLSes.
There is no jurisdiction for a Game Master. Race and nationality mean nothing to me. All players are equal in my eyes.
Or at least equally deserving of a ban.
Before you question [GM]Dave, you should ask yourself what your account is worth to you.
Can I suspend you? Can I ban you?
Do you feel lucky, PUNK?
posted by Goblin Smithy @ 4:31 PM
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Anyone who questions the validity of your GMness is clearly deserving of a ban. They have too much time on their hands and really need to go see the sun.
and once again your missing the point.
Sweetkitty,
You fail at life.
OH, YOU GUYS ARE SO GULLIBLE HE'S NOT A GM -- WHY DON'T YOU GUYS SEE HE'S DECEIVING YOU INTO THINK- oh I don't give a fukc, and neither should you.
Before you question [GM]Dave, you should ask yourself what your account is worth to you.
Can I suspend you? Can I ban you?
Do you feel lucky, PUNK?
Total AWESOMENESS! Fell out of my chair laughing right there!
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