Saturday, April 29, 2006

I Am SO Scared

Alternate Title: "I'm shaking in my foot gear."

Why do people feel the need to challenge me?


It is so overwhelmingly stupid to constantly see morons trying to call me out. As if their pathetic, pedantic little challenges would worry me.

The only thing these childish ramblings do is prove how retarded you really are.

Why would a GM take time out to warp to your server at your request?

I wouldn't do that. I prefer random acts of cruelty.

It takes all the fun out of it if they know you're coming.

I prefer to deal with natural stupidity. You know, that n00bish behavior that makes Vana'diel harder to live in.

You idiots trying to impress everyone with your "manliness" is just plain sad.

And the best part is that everyone knows it. Everyone who reads your comments laughs at the little fools trying to act tough.

You can't hang with me.

Imagine a four year old ran up and challenged you to a fight. Would you even bother?

Of course not. And that's why I don't bother with your pathetic, little challenges. You are so far beneath me that they are laughable, at best.

Today, though, I decided to see what one of these little punks could do.

I figured it would be good for a laugh.

Luckily, I didn't have to wait long for one of them to show up.

GM Call Description: We want to challenge [GM]Dave to a fight.

I mean how stupid could you be?

Why not GM Call Description: We want to challenge Evander Holyfield to a boxing match?

You're outclassed. Don't you realize that?

So, I warp over to their server. I don't want to embarass them (more than I did), so I won't tell you what server it was.

I will tell you that it begins with an 'S'.

And rhymes with Shiva.

[GM]Dave>> Hello, Adventurer.
[GM]Dave>> Apparently, you are considering suicide.
Player>> No way, loser.
Player>> We want to fight your fake GM ass.
[GM]Dave>> I'm not sure if my ass is targetable.
Player>> What?
[GM]Dave>> Also, my ass doesn't have a ballista license.
[GM]Dave>> It did finish the mentor quest, though.
Player>> We know you can't ban us.
Player>> And now, we're gonna kick your ass.
[GM]Dave>> I don't have a mirror...
[GM]Dave>> But I doubt my ass looks very worried.
Player>> Then you'll fight me?
[GM]Dave>> What do you mean "me"?
[GM]Dave>> I thought you had a whole group.
Player>> You want to fight all of us?!
[GM]Dave>> It wouldn't be worth the effort just to fight you.
Player>> You son of a bitch!
[GM]Dave>> Oh.
[GM]Dave>> You know my mom, then.
Player>> We're ready when you are, punk.

Now, that's where his already poor logic really started to fail him.

Why would you taunt someone who has already agreed to fight you? That's just not wise.

And taunting me?

Oh... the fun I was gonna have.

[GM]Dave>> Where do you want to fight?
[GM]Dave>> Choose any area you like.
Player>> How about Mordion Gaol?

Okay, now he'd just gone plain retarded.

What was his plan should he, by some miracle, win?

"Hey! We won! WE WO... How the hell do we get out of here?"

[GM]Dave>> Why not? Any other requests?
[GM]Dave>> Want me to just kill you and save us both some time?
Player>> You know we could win.
[GM]Dave>> It's possible.
Player>> HA!
[GM]Dave>> I could die of a heart attack.
Player>> You jerk!
[GM]Dave>> Sticks and stones may break my bones...
[GM]Dave>> But you'll still be retarded.
Player>> Let's go then, bitch.
[GM]Dave>> Can I ask you a question first?
Player>> What?
[GM]Dave>> Is it hard to play with your head up your ass?

So, I warp him and his friends to Mordion Gaol.

A quick perusal of their gear and weapons indicated that these guys meant business. All level 75s with some of the best items in the game.

And then they started to check me.

Player>> HAHAHA!
[GM]Dave>> Yes?
Player>> What's with the delay on your Great Sword?
[GM]Dave>> It is a little high, I suppose.
Player>> High?!
Player>> You'll only get one swing a minute.
[GM]Dave>> Scared yet?
Player>> Hardly.
Player>> You'll be dead before your third swing.
[GM]Dave>> We'll see.
Player>> Everyone will.
Player>> I'm running Fraps.


[GM]Dave>> Thank you for telling me that.
Player>> ... What?
[GM]Dave>> Fraps is technically a third party program.
[GM]Dave>> I'm going to have to review your account for banning.
Player>> You can't do that!
[GM]Dave>> Are you sure?

That's when they charged me. All 6 of them came in swinging. It was a hectic flurry of blades and lances.

And zeros.

[GM]Dave>> Did I mention this armor reduces all damage to 0?
Player>> Oh GAWD!
[GM]Dave>> Is it my turn now?

I pulled out my Great Sword and swung at the moron's friend, the Paladin.

Who promptly disappeared.

Player>> Where did he go?
Player>> We could have raised him!
[GM]Dave>> I doubt it.
[GM]Dave>> My sword just deleted his character.
Player>> WHAT?!
[GM]Dave>> I'll get to you soon.
[GM]Dave>> Damn the delay on this sword.

The hectic flurry continued after that, but instead of weapons, it was a flurry of bodies as they tried to get away.

I spent the next 5 minutes chasing down all of his friends and hitting them with the good old banstick.

Can you imagine watching years of game time, years of hard work and level grinding, going up in the quick slash of a Great Sword?

I'm guessing that would suck.

So, I left my "challenger" for last. I use quotation marks because it's not like any adventurer would present a challenge.

Player>> What are you going to do to me?
Player>> Are you going to delete my character?
[GM]Dave>> Nope.
Player>> Really?
[GM]Dave>> That would be too good for you.
[GM]Dave>> Let's go to Jeuno.


Player>> What are we doing?
[GM]Dave>> Well, you just opened a bazaar.
Player>> No, I didn't.
[GM]Dave>> I'd check again if I were you.
[GM]Dave>> Great prices, too.
Player>> You BASTARD!
[GM]Dave>> I didn't think anyone would sell a Hauberk for 1 gil.
Player>> Ohmygodohmygodohmygod
[GM]Dave>> And a Kirin's Osode.
[GM]Dave>> Hey! A Kraken Club!
Player>> Please don't do it
Player>> pleasepleasepleaseplease
[GM]Dave>> Actually, I'm going to buy that one myself.

[GM]Dave makes a purchase from your bazaar.

Player>> I $%&!^&* HATE YOU!
[GM]Dave>> I assumed you would.
[GM]Dave>> You'll notice that you can't move.
[GM]Dave>> Or logout.
[GM]Dave>> You'll also find you can't even DC.
Player>> $%$@^%&*^%&&*#^#$^%
[GM]Dave>> Such language.
[GM]Dave>> Tsk, tsk, tsk.

It was funny watching him stand there as the vultures started to loot his possessions.

And then reloading his bazaar from his mogsafe.

[GM]Dave>> Whoops!
[GM]Dave>> Dropped your Rajas Ring.
Player>> I'M GOING TO @$#%$*& KILL YOU!
[GM]Dave>> Didn't we already play that game?
[GM]Dave>> As I recall, I won.

After everything he owned had been sold (and he had made almost 100 gil), I finally let him log out.

Now, that's worse than a ban. A ban means you are unable to play.

My way left him able to play, but not without crying.

Much better.

So, before you impotent little morons try to challenge me, ask yourself what the best outcome could be.

1) you win fight, I delete your character

2) I win, I delete your character

3) I don't answer and the mess with your character data.

Do any of those sound appealing?

Seriously. Save yourself some trouble and just run a magnet over your harddrive.


At 12:36 PM, Blogger Tim said...

You, [GM]Dave, are a legend in the eyes of gods.


~The Timme

At 12:40 PM, Blogger BenoSmash said...

It looks like you hit a sore spot there. :)

One reply and it's only been 8 hours at least? I wonder if the people who had been posting and saying you rocked were among those sending GM calls asking to meet you.

And now I'm sorta glad I haven't asked... Even though I've been on for less than a month, it wouldn't be worth the messed up character.

At 12:41 PM, Blogger Wickerbasket said...

About the magnet, how large should it be?

At 12:41 PM, Blogger BenoSmash said...

Thanks, keep rocking!

At 12:42 PM, Blogger BenoSmash said...

Awesome, Wicker! Taking advice, it's great!

At 12:58 PM, Blogger Glitterngld said...

OMG if that true I missed a great sale ; ;


Good post cant wait til the next one ^^

At 1:13 PM, Blogger Jirizo Reborn said...

You are a genius [GM]dave.. God your so damn evil! I love it! MKae them cry!

At 1:16 PM, Blogger weary samurai said...

how do you think up the shit you do to people? and why do i find it so funny?

At 1:58 PM, Blogger Dramanue of Fenrir said...

Seriously though, I'm on Dave's side on this... This used to be a great blog (not that that has changed), but the fact that the last three posts have been about players asking in-game about him and his pursuits of soon enough banning them makes it rather... bland. Where are all the original stupid GM calls (Glitch in Corsair flag quest, Someone stole my Scorpion Harness, Bad bid in AH)? This is what I, and I'm sure many others, miss. Come on people, let him be and we can all start enjoying some quality entertainment. ^_^

And directly to Dave: You are a legend even to people who don't play FFXI... I read your blog at work, along with many of my callcenter's coworkers. AT&T Internet Services salutes you.

At 1:59 PM, Blogger Bellemithra said...

OMG! You are soooo mean!!!!!

... will you be my friend? =P

Seriously, you are awesome. What will you think of next? Or better, what fool will try to start with you next?

Have a good day. No wait.. you don't like good. Have a bad day. I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

At 2:26 PM, Blogger t-storm said...

People can't be that stupid!


Can they?

At 3:02 PM, Blogger Dantaro said...

[GM]Dave>> Whoops!
[GM]Dave>> Dropped your Rajas Ring.
Player>> I'M GOING TO @$#%$*& KILL YOU!
[GM]Dave>> Didn't we already play that game?
[GM]Dave>> As I recall, I won.

hehe, great stuff.

At 3:38 PM, Blogger Jennifer said...

another funny post, had me and my hubby laughing agian! thanks!

At 3:47 PM, Blogger Annie said...

I haven't played for a while, but the sheer psychological gamer-nerd-elitist cruelty expressed by just crippling his big, bad, main character is pure genius. I tip my hat to you.

At 3:54 PM, Blogger lesa said...

omg rofl

At 3:58 PM, Blogger Mango said...

Can't DC? o_O what's to stop him from just... turning his computer off?
Unless he wasnt actually connected and you were... but why would the game even let you do that? >.>
*cough* anyways, interesting joke as usual

At 4:02 PM, Blogger sngirl said...

My way left him able to play, but not without crying.

Hahhahahahaha!!!! XD

That's fantastic.

At 4:09 PM, Blogger Alamoth said...

The worst part is that the ungrateful punk didn't even thank you for the 100 gil he got from selling all his equipment on the Bazaar.

Some people really have no manners.

At 4:25 PM, Blogger Keilyn said...

*curtseys to the man* Fantastic as always!

At 4:38 PM, Blogger Galkizzle said...

Yeah, this is true, actually.. I <3 my new Hauberk. Thanks, [GM]Dave! I owe you 1 gil!

At 5:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know about controlling someone's bazaar, but I did get my money and items back from a GM after I resumed my account and everything was missing.

So I'm sure he can do most of the things he claimed, but controllinga bazaar is scary ._.

Then again

Game MASTER. . .

At 5:46 PM, Blogger Artos said...

Couldn't we just play-fight? Y'know, pulled punches and that sort of thing?

At 6:09 PM, Blogger Lulu said...

*snickers* just made my birthday so much more enjoyable...

At 6:13 PM, Blogger Belmarin of Bismarck said...


We're not WORTHY!!

and that's professional awe at your ability. When people ask what I do, rather than say "Foreclose, evict and repossess" I say, "Dark Lord of the Sith". I thought I was the Master, now I feel like an Apprentice...

At 6:38 PM, Blogger elmicker said...

You really are a tossrag, you invite this upon yourself by making a blog about your supposed exploits, and then ban anyone who asks you about them. Not only that, but you know what you are doing is totally wrong, because as you said, if your bosses found out who you are, your powers would be gone in an instant. Also, the tone of this article leads me to believe you are nothing more than a friendless geek who does nothing but this all day, every day. Just the way you get such satisfaction from fucking up people's hard work with no gain to yourself, so it's obivously your only means of power. This of course, throws you in the same boat as the SCUM who cheat on online games.

At 7:10 PM, Blogger Tim said...

Again, Elmo? Maybe you need to understand something: He has a blog here to tell about his day working at his JOB. JAH-BUH. Then, people waste everyone's time making useless GM calls, while breaking the rules as well. Of course he's going to answer it; it's his job. Plus, all of the stuff he does, it's only against the rules because it's improper etiquette. Technically, the only thing he's doing different is being creative and making sure that stupid things like this don't happen again. All in all, YOU are bitching at HIM for doing his job correctly. Nice going.

At 7:16 PM, Blogger Sutaru said...

Haha. I love your blog entries. They're absolutely hilarious. I've had some people say that you seem like a moronic ass, but personally, I have GMed for a server of a different game that consisted of a population of morons, so this is purely entertaining, cruel though it may be.

At 7:16 PM, Blogger Sutaru said...

Haha. I love your blog entries. They're absolutely hilarious. I've had some people say that you seem like a moronic ass, but personally, I have GMed for a server of a different game that consisted of a population of morons, so this is purely entertaining, cruel though it may be.

At 7:16 PM, Blogger Sutaru said...

Haha. I love your blog entries. They're absolutely hilarious. I've had some people say that you seem like a moronic ass, but personally, I have GMed for a server of a different game that consisted of a population of morons, so this is purely entertaining, cruel though it may be.

At 7:18 PM, Blogger Sutaru said...

Absolutely hilarious. Although you make me glad I don't play Final Fantasy XI, I also find your entries amusing since I GM a different game.

At 7:19 PM, Blogger Sutaru said...

... Okay, I don't use blogger often enough, apparently. Sorry about the repeat.

At 8:47 PM, Blogger DesertWind said...

Player>> We want to fight your fake GM ass.
[GM]Dave>> I'm not sure if my ass is targetable.
Player>> What?
[GM]Dave>> Also, my ass doesn't have a ballista license.
[GM]Dave>> It did finish the mentor quest, though.


At 8:53 PM, Blogger Inia said...

Elmicker fails at both humor and life.

Keep up the good work of cleaning the Vana'diel player gene pool, [GM]Dave!

At 1:42 AM, Blogger Zhire said...

" You, [GM]Dave, are a legend in the eyes of gods.


I Agree with tim.

You Sir WIN!

Deleting people, and selling thier items for 1gil. I <3 u Dave!

At 1:53 AM, Blogger Curse said...

Originally I was going to bag on those folks who just don't seem to understand humor and get butt-hurt over these stories; then I figured: it's quite plausible that they may be doing the same thing as [GM]Dave over here.
Anywho, if you don't get it and find yourself in a whiny mood and feel as though flaming up this artist's work with barely literate bullshit ... why spend the energy rubbing two brain cells together to type a post that 9/10s of the other readers would want to slap you in the face with a cheesegrater for publishing?
Nevermind, don't bother answering that.

On a lighter note: [GM]Dave ...
OMFGURPWNZOR!!! or something.

At 2:59 AM, Blogger Hawklord2112 said...

/salute {t}
Mycharacter salutes [GM]Dave
Mycharacter is not worthy
Darwin would approve. FFXI has no evolution to kill the unfit. it has [GM]Dave instead. which is more fun.

At 3:22 AM, Blogger [GM]NoxNoctis said...

hmm... this is so bull, you are not a GM and if you were then FFXI would not be worth playing

but i am almost positive you aren't a GM because you talk of being fired and the chat logs can be checked at any time which means you would have been fired long ago

<--- L2 GM

At 3:23 AM, Blogger [GM]NoxNoctis said...

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At 5:34 AM, Blogger Curse said...

Do we still not understand? Are people like you only half-reading these stories while roaming the rest of the net looking for a nude Mithra patch?

Or have you never worked in customer service?

I would think a GM that actually -does something- would understand this writing. It certainly is a breath of fresh air (that is, when I can catch my breath from laughing so damn hard).

I-I ... damnit, I give up trying to explain. I'm sorry [GM]Dave, haha.

At 7:42 AM, Blogger Jusabaut said...

God I love you! Makes my day every time. Keep putting those morons in their place!

At 10:16 AM, Blogger Lynxis said...

Hmm. If running FRAPS is considered a 3rd party program and a bannable offence, doesn't that mean running Winamp is too? By the very definition of 3rd party program, even having a spare notepad open would be a bannable offence, wouldn't it? Even though FFXI disables ALT+Tab.

If this is true, theoretically, you could ban the entire game population. Hell, you would almost HAVE TO.

Or do you mean a 3rd party program that interferes with the game in any way? As far as I understood, all Fraps is capable of doing is reading your graphics cards 3D framebuffer and outputting the contents to an AVI file and does basically the same thing with the audio. It does not interface with any program in any way.

By this definition, FRAPS is not anymore an infraction of the Member Agreement than the Print Screen key.

I decided I wanted to make an educated post so I went through the Play Online and Final Fantasy XI Member Agreements and I could not find any place in which it talks about 3rd party programs outside of cheating and cheat devices, reading, modifying or reverse engineering game data, all of which FRAPS is incapable of.

The only issue I could find with using FRAPS is that it can be used for unauthorized duplication or distribution of the game contents but if it's only going back to SE or kept for personal use, there's really no problem with that either.

Unless I'm missing something, people who are just recording with FRAPS aren't breaking any rules. You might as well hook a VCR up to your TV OUT/PS2 for all the difference it makes.

So if someone records you not doing your job and sends it above you/beside you, you yourself admitted you'd be on a one way street to the unemployment office.

I don't even play FFXI. I come here for fun. Just thought I'd inform the possibly uninformed. Maybe you can bring up FRAPS usage at the next GM team meeting or whatever you do.

I do like the exerpt in article 2 of the Final Fantasy XI User Agreement I'll let you guys look that one up yourselves.

I love how most people who use the products don't bother to read the EULA. Yes, I've spent too much time working for customer service myself.

At 10:27 AM, Blogger Bellemithra said...

I think he ^^^ (Lynxis) misses the entire point of this blog.

Anyway, keep em coming! =)

At 3:56 PM, Blogger Hutea said...

[GM]Dave = My Hero ^^

At 3:59 PM, Blogger fallenangel71 said...

That was just evil...pure evil...
(And I mean that in a good way)

At 5:24 AM, Blogger Arwenne said...

This is one of those days when a smile seems like the most herculean effort. But you just put a huge grin on my face in 2 seconds flat. Thanks.


At 11:40 AM, Blogger Jata said...

Oh My Gosh GM DAve I think Im in luv with you

At 7:41 AM, Blogger FutchMan said...

lmfao that was soo funny :P i wanna see [GM]Dave do that shit to someone and buy all thier goods^^

At 10:37 AM, Blogger Dire said...

[GM]Dave>> Damn the delay on this sword.

I had to turn away from my computer, I was laughing so hard.

I'm not currently playing, but I'd pay half of my character's "life savings" to witness this sort of thing.

At 4:25 AM, Blogger Ori Klein said...

A most peculiar game this is whereas you may log onto someone else's server as an administrator and abuse the inherent power to destroy the teenage players who play there for challanging you to a fight in their server.
I would only assume that by server, it doesn't mean an autonomous software, perhaps on an autonomous box, rather than a seperate zone within the realm.
Or, even more logicaly, the entire story has been a fabrication, born of fantasies the author's mind weaves at night in order to cope with the shere amount of lusers he is forced to handle on his daily GM duty.

Regardless, if you enjoy abusing, psuedo-kudos to you, hope you are happy.
I would challange you to a duel in SubSpace, but that would be as equal abuse.
Not because I have administrative powers to abuse, as to create god-like effect-imbued items or ban you, but rather due to my years of experience in the game and being it an action game derived of one's own motoric and cognitive skills as well as learning the handling of it, you are most likely to lose shamefuly.

Quite frankly, I cannot decide which one is sadder.
The brat for behaving as the prick nature made him, or the psuedo-intelligent human giving in to his "dark side" desires, proving he can be a bigger prick.
Something should be said about a pissing contest in this context.
I do believe that the general concensus is that they "take you downto their level and beat you with shere experience" or that "arguing on the Internet is equivalent to a mentally disabled children race".

IMHO Dave, you've been reading Simon Travaglia's stories a tad too long.
Eitherway, have fun in your game.

And to think Raph dared say single player games are a mutation, look at them MUDs he adores so much...

At 3:04 AM, Blogger The Answer said...

I think that Lynxis and Ori Klein do make good points: one from a legal point of view, the other coming from moral and principles. Even little "elmo" makes some educated observations through his crude language usage. I've seen that many people point out time and time again that the point of this blog is for the entertainment value, and so has its author. It wouldn't be going too far to say that some of the conclusions or dialogue is fabricated for heightened hilarity, comprehension, or impression to himself of whatever situation he may be writing about. However, that is not to say that *everyone* reads the ToS, and pays all attention to every detail.

in my honest opinion, dave, after reading a number of your posts after that long one i made on "east meets west" or whatever, i have to say that there is a sort of feeling that i can't shake off that makes me think of the animated film "Perfect Blue," particularly regarding the blogger. I'm not saying you're stalking someone, but there's a feeling of fakeness that a number of people have expressed, elmo in detail, and now we have some legal proof that atleast some of the things you're saying could potentially either be hints at some/most/or all of this being fabrications, or you're being a bad little GM.

Another feeling i can't shake off is that there's a subtle sense of nerd elitism, but with aging and power. I mean, you have the emphasis on the hatred towards bad grammer (strike 1), there's the cruel actions that are accompanied by witty commentary that really do appear to be geared towards your satisfaction and triumph (strike 2), and the fact that you have indeed lowered yourself to such levels that its really becoming difficult to respect you as a GM with a sense of humor. I don't know if that last one really counts as a strike at all, it feels kind of sad for me.

I don't deny the humor you have posted again and again, but there's a very subtle feeling that a number of your readers have felt that feels a teeny bit hypocritical, may it be documented or not. Atleast, that's my interpretation of these people i have sited, as well as my own feelings at the moment for this blog post, as well as a few of the previous ones.

Its not so much that the dragon bit has been "overplayed" as it is that the ingenius sadistic picking on the people that make the game terrible for other people is gone. Its become something of a log to record either your ideas for "punishment," or a self-written record of a transformation from being a leader for the people of ffxi to becoming this bored, powerhungry GM that feeds anyone that looks at him wrong to Jourm or imminent character deletion/manipulation.

It may not even be either of those. It could be just... something else that i havn't touched upon. The possibilities are endless without further concrete evidence to work off of, but I think that all of this does say something about the evolution of your blog, Dave. I mean, the moron awards certainly touch upon the earlier posts, but the cruel acts are just too much. If this is really what you do, or wish to do, then good for you. If this is something your're writing because of lack of content to work with, then I think I need to voice my concerns with the nature of how the blog has come to be interpretted, whether its the language in which it is written (and i don't mean literal languages, i.e. english), the legitimacy of the content, the severity of the sadism, or the legality of it all, its been piling up slowly with each post.

All I'm saying is that as fun as it is to hear your stories, it truly feels like its grown far fetched sometimes, almost intimidating for the players that enjoy reading this. One could probably say that with these anti-fan-gm-call posts, you're almost telling your readers to not connect with you in game with their knowledge of knowing its you. I guess everyone needs their privacy.

At 12:30 PM, Blogger Nylune said...

Holy, freaking crap. Just read the blog, get a few laughs, and then get the hell out.

At 6:41 AM, Blogger Veinor Angiol said...

[GM]Dave>> Sticks and stones may break my bones...
[GM]Dave>> But you'll still be retarded.

I lol'd.

At 12:03 PM, Blogger kidkj2000 said...

I thought this was very funny. I do have one question: You wouldn't have deleted their characters if they weren't cheating, right?

Challenge a GM? That's funny LOL.

To the kids who challenged i would have suggested: /p rfr

"Run, Forrest, RUN!!!"

Thanks to Dave and all GM's who devote their time to help us peons.

At 4:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy crap that scares me if he can really do this stuff ... i dont mod on this game ... halo 2 is a dif story but damn that is pritty close to the stuff i could do ... couldnt ban but i could kick people out of game =P

At 4:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, i'm just here to defend James and his friend. No, i'm not james, anyways, it's not funny to say such things and waste ur time reading about him, sure go and enjoy yourself, by the way, by saying that someone is a retard, means he really sucks at english. And anyways, the people that keep saying you fail at life! ya sure, you havn't meeted them yet. My brother gave me this adress, and i went in on it, and readed about the things James said. I can't really understand how you can defend [GM]Dave, you all know it's not for real, seriously. I think he's just a stupid fag never reached level 75 and kept bragging that he's a GM, i bet you heard a Gm's problem and decided to start a blogg about it, you can't say people fail at life, i mean wtf. Your working in a game for god sake. You're the one that fail at life. I bet most will defend [Newbie]Dave, and say that i fail at life etc. Sure say that, but it's not true. I have a wonderful life. By the way i'm from sweden, make up something about that, please. I mean you keep making up things, just make up something else about this post.

By the way Dave, you sir, fail at life. That ain't a lie anyways, sorry.
Gl with your thief or whatever class you're playing, james.
Be happy that you got so many comments, liar. Hope a girl rapes you, loser.

By the way, Jennifer, yes you, you look like shit, seriously, i bet you lost your virganity with a loser like dave.

At 3:50 PM, Blogger Domiy said...

This story isn't real. Otherwise the players would have complained already. I bet my ass that guy isn't even a GM.


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