Thursday, April 27, 2006

Am I Not Merciful?

Occasionally (very, very occasionally), I find myself in the mood to do good things.

I usually lie down until the feeling goes away.

Today, however, I have decided to repay the kindness that was given to me.

After "the incident", a number of readers showed their appreciation for this blog by donating money to me. It was nice to know that people supported me in my dragon feeding endeavors.

Since they showed their appreciation for my writing, I am going to show my appreciation for their support.

Thus, I have created

THE [GM]DAVE FANCLUB

*applause*

To show that I am indeed a merciful and kind god... I mean GM... I will be sending out special free gifts to anyone who donated five dollars or more. I'm not sure what kind of gifts right now, but I'm thinking along the lines of an extra story, a printable membership card, and a new wallpaper each month.

I am not asking for donations. Read the blog, love the blog, donate what you want. That's cool with me. I know that many of you probably can't afford to donate and I totally understand that. I'll be here everyday with new entries, as long as you keep reading.

This is just a little something extra for those people who do a little extra for me. People are dontaing out of the kindness of their hearts and because they enjoy my writing. These are just some free gifts to show I appreciate the gesture.

Also, at the end of each month, the reader who donated the most will be given the opportunity to be part of a blog entry. This may involve being injested by a dragon, but still.

It may also be very, very random. I could just appear on your server, warp you to Jormungand, and you get all dead.

I mean, I've got stuff to do. I may not have time for witty banter.

This process will then be repeated each month with new stories and new wallpapers.

Any questions?

No? Good.

Attention: this is a good will club and by no means reflects the egomaniacal nature of [GM]Dave, nor his plans for eventual world domination. Damn. I shouldn't have said that. Nevermind.

28 Comments:

At 6:27 AM, Blogger Dantaro said...

Woo! [GM]Dave fanclub! My life is complete. Excuse me while I go figure out that whole "paypal" thing...

 
At 6:34 AM, Blogger [GM]Dave said...

[GM]Dave - Completing Lives Since 2006

 
At 6:53 AM, Blogger Thistle said...

To show that I am indeed a merciful and kind god... I mean GM... I will be sending out special free gifts to anyone who donated five dollars or more. I'm not sure what kind of gifts right now

Yay for gifts! Though I would have (and did) donate just because I like you. :)

As for gifts, how about some naked hume girls fresh from GM Jail~?

Also, at the end of each month, the reader who donated the most will be given the opportunity to be part of a blog entry.

*snickers* That'd rock so much.

 
At 7:20 AM, Blogger joyc said...

"I'm not sure what kind of gifts right now, but I'm thinking along the lines of an extra story, a printable membership card, and a new wallpaper each month."

oh cool! how bout a Jormungand feasting on a player as a wallpaper? w =D

 
At 8:39 AM, Blogger Hutea said...

[GM]Dave fanclub... count me in. ;) I'd donate -just- to get eaten by Jormy. Personally I think it'd be hilarious. XD

 
At 9:15 AM, Blogger Fircefairy said...

LMAO I think I may start getting a buffer on my level on the off chance I run into a Dragon! *donates from the heart!*
Once again great writing {GM}Dave! *cheer!*

 
At 9:40 AM, Blogger Aakawolf said...

I second Joyc. People like to watch beasties eat. That's why feeding time is so popular at zoos. In that vein, why not watching a dragon devour some witless idiot? Preferably the high-level sort... they make funny crunky-squeaky sounds, I bet.

 
At 9:54 AM, Blogger lesa said...

rofl the gm dave fan club. that's awesome.

 
At 10:05 AM, Blogger Kirameki said...

I would donate money anyways. Once I return get paid of course. While it would be an inconvenience to die, lose experience and delevel. I think for us it would be an honour to die by his dragon.

I wonder if his GM powers allow him to change the name of Jormungund to something equally as appropriate. Such names could be, Fluffy, Shnookums, or Diving Retribution. Because seeing;

Divine Retribution hits Player for 8,952 points of damage.
Player is defeated by Divine Retribution.

is somehow apprepo.

 
At 10:43 AM, Blogger Gapian said...

how do you feed people to Jormungand when on some servers like siren its always pop claimedl,
can you like force pop Jormungand?

 
At 10:49 AM, Blogger Reeree said...

If someone happens to be fighting Jormy at a time that is inconvenient for [GM]Dave, couldn't you guess what happens to that someone?

 
At 11:47 AM, Blogger Shiphrah said...

:-D

Reeree, I like you. I want to be your friend. >:-D You seem just as demented as [GM]Dave.

 
At 12:03 PM, Blogger Sir Leroy said...

Hi [GM]Dave :^). I would, from the bottom of my heart, like to personally say this to you, the rest of the lovely [GM]s who help make the fun enjoyable, fun, and to those who have replied to your post: FUCK YOU FUCKING UPPITTY DOO FAGGOT FUCKS AND FUCK YOUR SHITTY MOTHER FUCKING BAN YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT. GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU PUSSY ASS BIATCH INSTEAD OF PLAYING SOME SHITTY ASS GAME. well, I just wanted to share my appreciation with you and the other FFXI players who share my interest. oh ya! one last comment: IF YOU EVER FUCK WITH ME IN THE GAME I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU. that's all :^). l8r dave, and have a wonderful, jolly good day.

Sir Leroy
~~~your fucking Commander in Chief

 
At 12:31 PM, Blogger Jirizo Reborn said...

"Hi [GM]Dave :^). I would, from the bottom of my heart, like to personally say this to you, the rest of the lovely [GM]s who help make the fun enjoyable, fun, and to those who have replied to your post: FUCK YOU FUCKING UPPITTY DOO FAGGOT FUCKS AND FUCK YOUR SHITTY MOTHER FUCKING BAN YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT. GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU PUSSY ASS BIATCH INSTEAD OF PLAYING SOME SHITTY ASS GAME. well, I just wanted to share my appreciation with you and the other FFXI players who share my interest. oh ya! one last comment: IF YOU EVER FUCK WITH ME IN THE GAME I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU. that's all :^). l8r dave, and have a wonderful, jolly good day.

Sir Leroy
~~~your fucking Commander in Chief"

[GM]Dave is also a theripist on the side...

 
At 12:57 PM, Blogger Kouk said...

I got an idea...instead of the donator being eaten by a dragon they could pick someone else to be banned and/or eaten by a dragon. I would love to see gillbuyers banned and eaten.

 
At 1:38 PM, Blogger Music-chan said...

kouk said 'gillbuyer'!

*downs a shot*

 
At 2:05 PM, Blogger Blkdragongirl of Fairy said...

HUZZAH! Tommorow is payday [GM]Dave!!
You make me smile so much..I'll be donating in reflection to that.
By the way, I linked my blog to yours so all my friends will come and donate too, I hope you don't mind. If you do mind, tell me and I'll take the links off ASAP!

Music-chan & Kouk said gillbuyer
*downs 2 shots*
Oh wait I said gillbuyer
*downs another shot*
DOH! I said it again
*empties the bottle*
There that'll *hic* teach me.

 
At 2:08 PM, Blogger [GM]Dave said...

Anyone who enjoys the blog can link it any way they like.

Makes the whole world domination thing easier.

Dammit. I need to stop saying that.

 
At 2:32 PM, Blogger Stocky said...

Lol, gotta love [GM]Dave, also gotta love those GMs who don't know who you're talking about:

Stockyboy>> I want to speak to [GM]Dave.
[GM]Wtnie>>Who now?

Makes you wonder if [GM]s have a life outside of their invincibility script, although i would imagine some do. (I say that so i don't get placed on the top 10 people to feed to jormy list xD)

 
At 2:34 PM, Blogger Wickerbasket said...

Could you possibly take like a random drawing of names to have someone fed to a dragon? I have a whole blacklist you could have...

 
At 2:41 PM, Blogger Renarudo said...

You better keep delivering the goods, you omnipotent bastard. *throws 5 dollars at [GM]Dave and runs*

Speed Hack FTW >.>

 
At 4:11 PM, Blogger Sir Jamaal said...

[GM]Dave, you are my hero. I would make meaningless [GM] calls just in the hopes that you feed me to a dragon xD

 
At 5:39 PM, Blogger Faerchan said...

Hmm... I think a nice -tour- of the dragons of FFXI would be a good way to thank the person who donated the most ::laughs::

I still have yet to find a dull moment in reading your blog, thank you for exploiting the idiocy of FFXI for us=^_^=

 
At 6:37 AM, Blogger Rajj Oyen said...

I agree, this is the funniest damn thing I have ever read on the net. Stunned that anyone could get upset by this stuff.

You rock, man. ^^d

 
At 6:54 AM, Blogger Blkdragongirl of Fairy said...

Donation made! Huzzah!
You were mentioned in Whitegate last night Dave...but you never showed...I was dissappointed :(
BTW my donation doesn't have blkdragongirl on it....hmmmm hope i still get my stuff!

 
At 6:58 AM, Blogger [GM]Dave said...

Everytime you donate via Paypal, I get an email that includes your email address. I'm going to email out all the gifts on the 1st or 2nd of May.

Competition for highest donation is really heating up. I didn't think people would want to be dragon food so badly.

 
At 1:57 PM, Blogger Reeree said...

Shiphrah,

The lot of a mule is similar to that of the GM in many ways:

1) We both hate everyone in the player base.
2) We both take satisfaction from the suffering of adventurers
3) We are both godly... no, wait, that's just GMs. Being a mule sucks.

When I am emancipated, I will let you hold my stuff.

Join my revolution.

 
At 12:06 PM, Blogger Aerisrannara of Fairy said...

Already lost enough Exp to Jorm... can we pick a dragon to get fed to? LoL. Payday is friday...

>.> Or manybe picking someone else to get fed to Jormy. ^_^ I know a few that it'd be amusing...

 

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