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Okay, that didn't happen.It didn't.
Let's move on.
So, this morning I was doing my usual server maintenance (read: turning servers on and off at random), when I got a GM call from a player.
A player named Sefferoth.
GM Call Description: I'm too stupid to live. Feed me to a dragon.
Okay, so that's not exactly what it said. But with a name like that, he was practically asking for it.
Suddenly, I was struck by an idea, an epiphany. Suddenly, a marvelous, beautiful, terrible thing laid itself out before my mind.
Oh, this was going to be fun.
I did a quick server search, selected the appropriate players and warped them all to Mordion Gaol.
*warpaga*
And there they stood, a legion of morons with Sephiroth rip off names. A legion of players with a base IQ just above that of a cheese sandwich.
[GM]Dave>> Hello, Adventurers.
[GM]Dave>> Apparently, you 're all too stupid to come up with your own name.
[GM]Dave>> We're not sure if this is due to naturally low IQ
[GM]Dave>> Or being dropped as a child.
[GM]Dave>> Results are pending.
[GM]Dave>> Does anyone have any questions?
Seppiroth>> Why are we all here?
Jormungand hits Seppiroth for 9,693 points of damage.
Seppiroth was defeated by Jormungand.
[GM]Dave>> Any more questions?
[GM]Dave>> Anybody?
Sefirot>> You can't do this!
Jormungand hits Sefirot for 8,751 points of damage.
Sefirot was defeated by Jormungand.
[GM]Dave>> Anybody else?
Seppheroth>> That wasn't a question.
Jormungand hits Seppheroth for 9,226 points of damage.
Seppheroth was defeated by Jormungand.
[GM]Dave>> Neither was that.
[GM]Dave>> Any more questions?
*silence*
[GM]Dave>> Good.
[GM]Dave>> Alright, you are all about to take part in a new event.
[GM]Dave>> One of you has been given an "S" Egg item.
[GM]Dave>> You have also all been set to PvP.
[GM]Dave>> Whoever has the "S" Egg at the end, gets to keep their name.
[GM]Dave>> Everyone else gets their character deleted.
I wonder how stupid these people really are.
[GM]Dave>> Are there any questions?
Sseferroth>> So all we do is find the egg?
Jormungand hits Sseferroth for 9,148 points of damage.
Sseferroth was defeated by Jormungand.
[GM]Dave>> So... no questions, I assume.
[GM]Dave>> Good. Go.
After that, Mordion Gaol became complete anarchy. N00bs killing n00bs. Abbreviations and misspellings gave way to screams of pain.
I almost cried it was so beautiful.
I really should have given one of those idiots an "S" Egg.
So, I left them to their little event and warped to the next Mordion Gaol room.
[GM]Dave>> Hello, Adventurers.
[GM]Dave>> Apparently, you 're all too stupid to come up with your own name.
[GM]Dave>> Are there any questions?
Clowd>> Why are we all here?
Damn, I love this job some days.
posted by Goblin Smithy @ 1:17 PM
11 Comments:
/cry this is the best one yet!!!! /hug [GM]Dave
yay, /cry
it just wouldn't have been a good day without reading one of your blogs ^^
I'm really happy you shook off the idiocy of others and returned your entertaining ways (read: N00bs + dragons = fun times)
welcome back
Our Dynamis linkshell is called NoSephiroth for that very reason.
Welcome back. This blog is the only thing getting me through my own hack-job. Thanks so much for the laughs.
Noob Dragon Bait,
-Rajj
YAY! back to feeding dragons' business! =D
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This is damn true :/
Glad to see you're back. I was worried when I read you might quit.
See thing is...if you stopped writing I may have to feed myself to a dragon and where would the fun be in that?
*koff*Stalker*koff*
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Gladdy my level of creativity is higher than trying to make various versions of a pre-existing name. Yeah, I was one of the folks fascinated by "Sephiroth", but, really, the dude got slap by a gang of folks, then by spike-hair, and the world countered his "OMGtehUBAR" "Meteor" spell. Besides, what's so fun with being a Sephiroth clone, anyhow? They all died, remember? Where's the fun in that?
And it's like a bad case of "generic name branding". *lol*
I'm so happy you're back! ^^
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