Friday, April 28, 2006

A Sad Pattern

Alternate Title: "Don't call me. I won't call you."

I'm really starting to question the intelligence of some of my readers. Honestly, your behavior does not reflect well on your IQ.

Do you honestly think that I would use my real GM name in a public blog?

How stupid would you have to be to think that? I'd lose my job faster than Mee Deggi gets claimed.

And do you honestly think that I would walk around the office going "Oh, yeah, I'm [GM]Dave"?

Why don't I just scream "HEY! Someone fire me!"?

The only people who know my true identity are the GMs that I trust not to give me up. I'm not stupid. I'm not going to trust random GMs with my real name.

SO STOP MAKING GM CALLS ABOUT ME.

You guys sending in stupid GM calls asking about me, if I'm real, please come murder you, and such is just plain pointless.

Here's what happens when these calls come in:

a) a GM who doesn't know who I am receives the call and tells you I don't exist. He/she logs the call and I later pull the logs and mess up your account for being stupid.

b) a GM who does know who I am receives the call and tells you I don't exist. He/she logs the call and I later pull the logs and mess up your account for being stupid.

c) I receive the call and tell you I don't exist. I then either mess up your account, ban you, or feed you to the nearest dragon.

So no matter what happens when you place one of these moronic calls, you have just wasted your time and sacrificed your character. And either way, we still tell you that I don't exist.

It's perfect.

And the best part is most of you end up with a warning on your account, possibly a suspension, and maybe even a permanent ban for making unnecessary GM calls.

ToS for the win, bitches.

Just this morning, I was lucky enough to respond to a GM call about me.

GM Call Description: I want to meet [GM]Dave.

Now, we've been getting calls like this a lot. I mean a lot. Half the GMs are laughing at you and the other half are starting to get annoyed.

Either way, it's really a bad idea to get on a GM's bad side.

Because these calls take me away from my work (read: drinking), I decided that this player will be made an example for the masses.

Also, I was bored.

To make things even more fun, I decided to come up with a fake GM name. That way, the idiot doesn't even get the joy of having met me.

[GM]Yoshiyuki>> Greetings, Adventurer.
[GM]Yoshiyuki>> What can I help you with today?
Player>> do you know [GM]Dave?
[GM]Yoshiyuki>> Who?
Player>> [GM]Dave! He writes a blog.
Player>> He's awesome. He feeds people to dragons.
[GM]Yoshiyuki>> Riiiiiiiight.
[GM]Yoshiyuki>> That does not sound at all crazy.
Player>> Do you know him? Is he real?
[GM]Yoshiyuki>> No, there is no "[GM]Dave".
Player>> I knew it! He's fake!

Now, here is where I decide to have some fun. I wondered just how far this person could dig themselves into a hole.

[GM]Yoshiyuki>> So, is his blog any good?
Player>> Yeah, but you can totally tell he's not a GM.

Strike one.

[GM]Yoshiyuki>> Really?
[GM]Yoshiyuki>> How?
Player>> Well, his stories are funny...
Player>> But no player would be that stupid.

Strike two.

Also, we have a call of irony on the play.

[GM]Yoshiyuki>> Hmm...
[GM]Yoshiyuki>> Sounds interesting.
Player>> Kind of.
Player>> But he uses that dragon bit way too much.

Strike 3 through 87.

[GM]Yoshiyuki>> Want to hear a secret?
Player>> Sure.
[GM]Dave>> I don't take criticism well.
Player>> You're REAL?!
Player>> oh god...
[GM]Dave>> That's right.
Player>> You need to totally feed me to a dragon.
[GM]Dave>> Okay.

*warp*

Player>> This is so awesome.
Player>> Uhh...
Player>> Why isn't Jormungand attacking me?
[GM]Dave>> Wait...
[GM]Dave>> I've got a better idea.
Player>> What?
[GM]Dave>> How about I delete your character and ban you?
Player>> Uh...
Player>> No, thank you.
[GM]Dave>> But I insist.
[GM]Dave>> We have strict rules against making pointless GM calls.
Player>> But I just wanted to meet you.
[GM]Dave>> Hope it was worth it.
Player>> I'm sorry.
[GM]Dave>> Oh, you will be.

Now, you guys need to ask yourselves what your character is worth to you. I won't just delete one character. I'll delete your whole family.

I'm not the kind of person who "does good things". I'm more of a "does evil things" kind of guy. So, if you make one of these pointless calls, you're really telling me you don't feel like playing my game anymore.

Usually, I won't ban the caller. In the interest of cruelty, I simply tell them that "[GM]Dave" doesn't exist and then I adjust their character a little.

I open up their character information and add in a sweet new job ability: THzero. Instead of increasing drop rates, THzero reduces your drop rates on all high end items to 0.001 %.

I really hope the chance of meeting me is worth the hours you will spend camping NMs or HNMs only to get crappy drops. I also hope your LS doesn't find out you made such a stupid call and, in turn, cost them some very valuable items.

For your own sake and safety, I would suggest you stop making these calls. Either way, you lose and I win.

70 Comments:

At 8:14 AM, Blogger AgentSeethroo said...

Well, so much for [GM]Dave being a benevolent deity...

But in the long run, I'd much rather be puppy chow for a dragon than have my account razed.

 
At 9:12 AM, Blogger [GM]Dave said...

I have never been benevolent.

I prefer beneviolent. I spread only violence that is beneficial to me.

 
At 9:31 AM, Blogger Tyger said...

GM Dave, if I cant send you a GM call I will send you a totally awsome COMMENT... if you ever read them... I will be reading your blogs and responding accordingly on my blogspot ... x-alittlebirdytoldme-x.blogspot.com so if you will kindly read my blog in return I would be eternally greatfull... :) thx... heh I mean THANKS of couse. :)

 
At 9:32 AM, Blogger Tyger said...

err course...

 
At 9:42 AM, Blogger [GM]Dave said...

I was wondering why you thanked me of polearm.

 
At 9:53 AM, Blogger Aakawolf said...

Hard for me to send a GM call when I don't play. Having a friend who plays is as close to being buggered by [GM]Dave is as close as I'm willing to get, really. No fuss, no muss, no irritation on anybody's part.

I still think it's all damn funny, and as long as [GM]Dave enjoys writing the blog, it's a win-win.

Completely out of context, it reminds me of a scene from Johnny the Homocidal Maniac, wherein a "fan" of Nny's work comes over and wants to be just like him, but not only totally misses the point, he also gets eviscerated.

... I'll stop talking now. This won't end well.

Either that or it'll end very well, which is equally as frightening.

Right. About that shutting up.

 
At 9:55 AM, Blogger Aakawolf said...

And if I could spell and use grammer correctly, that'd rock too.

 
At 10:19 AM, Blogger Risa said...

Facinating... this reminds me of the pact Tiamat and I have worked out.

Tiamat doesn't see me, I don't die.

Works out beautiful. Pity players can't work out the same pact.

 
At 10:26 AM, Blogger [GM]Dave said...

I just don't understand the logic behind such stupid calls.

"Hey! I'm going to call the guy who bans people for no reason!

That plan can't fail!"

 
At 10:29 AM, Blogger Slaneyder said...

At least calls like that are a minor ego-boost, as opposed to "ong my npc changed races!11shiftoneenter."

Go you.

 
At 10:32 AM, Blogger [GM]Dave said...

Yeah, but I also don't like making extra work for my fellow GMs.

They have enough trouble to deal with without morons calling asking for a "[GM]Dave hug".

 
At 11:02 AM, Blogger Slaneyder said...

"[GM]Dave hug..."

Your armor-shimmer stuff rubs off, I bet. It's gotta work like a moth's wing.

The last thing I want is an incandescent stain on my AFbody.

 
At 11:16 AM, Blogger Master Dingo said...

I don't play FFXI, I pllay WoW. But, your blog is fairly universal. I've enjoyed reading it. Whatever happened to that Korean/Japanese GM, btw?

 
At 11:27 AM, Blogger Darkkarma said...

This guy can't be a GM for one simple reason: He claims to have answered a call from a JP player and everyone knows NA GMs aren't allowed to take JP calls, only JP GMs can do that.

And yea, that dragon bit is played out.

 
At 11:28 AM, Blogger Atmo said...

I use to play FFXI, intill i had to do more college work... But now i am thinking of comming back becasue of you [GM]Dave.
I do laugh at how stupid some of these players are, but i believe it from some of the people i have meet when i played. Thats another reason why i quit, i was once in a party with a group when someone said they wanted to fight monsters that were way to easy becasue he did't want to die and went off on how me spent so much time into his character, that it is a part of him and he gets hurt when his character gets hurt. And when the group decided to not do what he wanted he left.

So i don't know if i should thank you or hate you for making me want to play again.

Also if I do play again, can i meet Jormungand?

-Atmo

 
At 11:28 AM, Blogger APxKP said...

u aint no fuckin GM u fuckin idiot.
whoever thinkin this foos a GM is a fuckin idiot as well.
lets see some fuckin screen shots fag.
fuckin moron

 
At 11:31 AM, Blogger APxKP said...

repost: infact ur probely some fuckin 13 yr old dork/nerd/queer that has no fuckin life & is probely a fuckin virgin. /laugh

u must feel like the shit making ppl think u a GM in some fuckin mmorpg game. get a life idiot and get a gf loser.

GM = GAYMASTER

 
At 11:34 AM, Blogger Jennifer said...

can i say it this time???

APxKP u fail at life

 
At 11:36 AM, Blogger Master Dingo said...

By the way, [GM]Dave, you seem like the type of guy that would enjoy this site:

http://www.despair.com

I keep a couple around the office to keep the minions in line.

 
At 11:53 AM, Blogger Inubito said...

Awesome, internet tough guy coming through!

 
At 12:01 PM, Blogger weary samurai said...

you probably won't read this cause its long but oh well.

dave you are fuckin hilarious. i made a blospot identity just so i could comment on your blog. i've been reading for a while and i look forward to every post.

anyway, i remember playing ffxi a while ago and found the gameplay not only flawed (as mmorpgs go) but i was suprised at how many retarded people were on the game. more so than i've seen on any other mmorpg. plus, the ffxi system is so retarded and disorganized that i wouldn't be suprised if many more gms besides dave do this sort of this.

so, thanks for doing funny shit. also thanks for doing the funny shit that guys like me would never really do to people, but are just sick enough to take the joy in laughing at.

 
At 12:13 PM, Blogger Evil said...

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At 12:18 PM, Blogger Evil said...

I can't type. Too much NyQuil, I suppose. Idiots help me sleep at night, or rather, knowing that idiots will always die hilarious/stupid deaths. Plus the NyQuil.

 
At 12:19 PM, Blogger Jirizo Reborn said...

"I won't just delete one character. I'll delete your whole family."
-[GM]Dave
LMAO!

 
At 12:28 PM, Blogger Music-chan said...

New game! Every time an idiot posts a comment in this blog, down a shot.

Or half a shot. It might add up after a while.

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger Galkizzle said...

One time when I was .. lagging like a bitch in the cooking guild, I fell through the dock and was walking around in the water. I then had to call a GM, and.. hide, because people kept accusing me of hacking.

ANYWAYS, after the GM helped me, I asked if GM Dave was real:)... and he said "Thanks for your time, Tunacubes. Bye!".. so I'm assuming he's one of those GMs that get alot of calls about that and get pissed:p.. And I'm assuming it wasn't really you, because I have yet to had a dual with Jorgumand

 
At 1:34 PM, Blogger Wickerbasket said...

Apxpx... or whatever you call yourself, you're not important enough for me to scroll down and check - there has already been a screenshot.

 
At 1:51 PM, Blogger Dantaro said...

Hehe, oh lord, I less then three this blog.

"Strike 3 through 87."

lmao

 
At 2:08 PM, Blogger the illiterate said...

My enjoyment of this blog is not contingent on GM-Dave actually having even PLAYED FFXI.. hell, the only reason it matters to me if he's even seen a computer before is that not having done so would make it difficult for him to write a blog.

ok bye.

 
At 2:15 PM, Blogger Nuyi said...

Found a link to here on a different website... Stunned at how stupid this guy is for thinking anyone with a brain buys this bullshit. And yes, I think anyone that believes him is a moron. He lists himself as a GM not a LGM or a SGM, GMs don't have the access to delete a character... Nice way to shoot yourself in the foot.

 
At 2:23 PM, Blogger Master Dingo said...

nuyi, you're a pud. A cool and congealing, salt-flavored, yellowish-white pud on the floor.

 
At 2:36 PM, Blogger Lord Enders said...

http://lifeofamanthra.blogspot.com/

Look Dave, if that is your real name...

He got banned for scamming other people by pretending to be a girl.

Now, this isnt that bad considering you've gotta be pretty damned stupid to get scammed that way...

So, if you're really a GM, fucking fix it bitch.

 
At 2:39 PM, Blogger zezette31 said...

Well I don't think the real matter is to know if GM Dave is a real GM or not^^

Personnaly, I enjoy reading this blog, i'm laughing each day there is a new post, and that's enough for me. The writing style, the hilarous sadism against the type of people we all hate in the game (including retarted, cheaters, script users...)

It's like reading a novel, I don't care if these stories are real or not, I prefer to believe they are and keep laughing everyday^^

 
At 2:51 PM, Blogger Stocky said...

Humour. Do you people have a sense of humour?
[QUOTE] u aint no fuckin GM u fuckin idiot.
whoever thinkin this foos a GM is a fuckin idiot as well.
lets see some fuckin screen shots fag.
fuckin moron repost: infact ur probely some fuckin 13 yr old dork/nerd/queer that has no fuckin life & is probely a fuckin virgin. /laugh

u must feel like the shit making ppl think u a GM in some fuckin mmorpg game. get a life idiot and get a gf loser.

GM = GAYMASTER [END QUOTE]
Your comment is like a bad rap song, full of the F word, this is when a diverse, fun word becomes not fun anymore. To quote teh [GM], "Poor grammar is frowned upon here in D block".
Oh and Davey, sorry to steal your quote...buuuuuuutt, Apxkp, you fail at life. Kthxbai.

 
At 2:52 PM, Blogger Stocky said...

Also i may note the irony in your post about being a 13 year old, however i am not sure if you have the intelligence of the 13 year old human, or a 13 year old potato chip.

 
At 3:06 PM, Blogger Blkdragongirl of Fairy said...

Ok first of all, there was a screenshot?? where?

Secondly...why must people show their ignorance on here. If you enjoy the blog, post and praise [GM] Dave's godlyness. If you don't like it...dont come here just to show your ass and be a buzzkill for the rest of us.
And by the way, Apxkp, did you ask your mommy if you could come here first? There is some explicit language at times...although those words might be too big for you to comprehend...

 
At 3:52 PM, Blogger Reeree said...

Apxkp,

I'd like to buy a vowel, please.

 
At 4:01 PM, Blogger Snuggleteddy said...

It's okay, Apxkp, dude. Can I call you Apple? That other thing is like, totally unmanagable.

Look, Apple, I'm pretty sure despite your mating dance that Dave doesn't want to be your boyfriend. Don't take it too hard, little dude. You can totally sit in my lap if you want to.

Me and my ladies will help you during this discovery period. The Snuggleteddy's lap is nice, safe, comforting, and accepting.

You're not alone.

It's okay to be who you are. You don't need to fight it and lash out at others, projecting your own self-loathing on them. Love yourself, Apple.

You'll find an awesome boyfriend someday, I just know it.

 
At 5:38 PM, Blogger Tobaba said...

I played FFXI for two years and didn't have to call a GM once ... now I'm kinda disappointed. Even though I'm on WoW now I'll keep watching this blog as you my dear, are FREAKING HILLARIOUS!

/em hugs [GM]Dave.

 
At 5:54 PM, Blogger amonkanzaki said...

dude thats awesome i have no idea who you are or heard of ya before tonight but some idiots do play the game keep posting^^

 
At 5:55 PM, Blogger amonkanzaki said...

dude thats awesome stuff ive never heard of you till tonight but there are some idiots who play the game keep posting tho^^

 
At 7:56 PM, Blogger machine-gunner said...

"Please Feed Me To A Dragon!"


Should have put him in a perpetual dragon eating scenario, he logs on dragon eats him, raise, eaten raise eaten..If thats possible

 
At 8:36 PM, Blogger ThumbWar said...

Dude...this is some of the funniest things I have read in a looong time. Awesome. I'm gonna be reading this more often. If I could, I'll give you major compliments [GM]Dave

 
At 11:22 PM, Blogger Glitterngld said...

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At 11:45 PM, Blogger lesa said...

i love this blog. it makes me laugh. now that i'm in ur fan club can you feed someone i hate to a dragon? ^_^

 
At 12:10 AM, Blogger Santa said...

some people coughapkpxandnuyicough just like to pretend theyy're smarter than people when evidently without knowing they showed everyone how little of funtion their brains are not to comprehend simple humour and satires.

(psssst), Santa isn't real, and you really shouldn't write 'The History of the Middle Earth' for your History paper ;(

 
At 1:29 AM, Blogger Michiel said...

Give a little man a little power and what do you get?

One smug little jerk. Good luck with your life.

 
At 4:54 AM, Blogger [GM]Dave said...

That is not me. That is just another lame poser who wishes they could be me.

 
At 5:30 AM, Blogger Bellemithra said...

[GM]Dave your blog is awesome. Screw the haters! You have a wonderful way of writing and keeping people entertained. I enjoy your satire; please never stop blogging. I did the same thing weary samurai did, just so I could post comments.
Have a great day. Don't do too many shots because of the comments.....;-)

 
At 5:40 AM, Blogger TaruSummoner said...

I hope you've Enjoyed your Job has a GM but some of us from Phoenix server have grown old of your fun little "tricks" , we've decided you've got to go. we've made sure your days of being a GM are now limited, and there is now way you or your GM friends can stop it cuz it was not done in game or online.

 
At 6:32 AM, Blogger [GM]Dave said...

Oh NOEZ!!!

Dey is using teh snail mail against meh!!! Or teh FoneZ!

Do you honestly think there is any avenue of this system that works for your advantage?

Your problem is not reporting me. It's proving I even exist. I have access to every log of every event that I took part in.

Oh... wait...

Seems I just deleted all of those files.

Well, gosh, darn it.

Or did you really think a company would fire someone with absolutely no proof?

You fail.

 
At 7:43 AM, Blogger Reeree said...

Why would anyone think they could get [GM]Dave fired?

Do you honestly think Square, the people who made this game, disapprove of his behavior?

Look at the game they gave you. Sold you, even. Multiple times through expansions. And then charged you a monthly fee to rent your characters.

Those people didn't do all that for love.

Square wants you, the players, to be punished.

 
At 8:15 AM, Blogger Fircefairy said...

Hell ...just learning new areas and figuring out what agros *sight* or *sound* is pain enough!
Wandering around and opening new Staging areas...using a bajillion silent oils and tonko!*I dont like stressing the mages,I take care if myself*
But this people....is why they call us *Adventurers*...It is what we do...no matter the job or the level.
We Adventures and learn along the way,sometimes painfully...but we store this knowledge. *Hopefully to use later*
My best buddy in the game is always saying *Mark your map Pam*
~is somewhat notorious for getting lost~
So I mark the map and trot off hapily to see what new wonders await me!
I could care less if {GM}Dave is a real GM...he is funny and talented,and I enjoy reading him!
One of his entry's was *Do Not Look a gift horse in the Mouth*
This we should all take to heart in the aspect that He brings us giggles and joy,makes our days a bit brighter....just let the man do his job and appreciate that you smiled today!

 
At 8:32 AM, Blogger Fircefairy said...

We are adventurers...yes thats what we are! That is why we trot off to new areas and explore!
Opening a new staging area here or there,figuring out what the HELL agros to sight,or sound...getting lost a bajillion times!Stop waiting on other players to do your exploring!I spend tons on Tonko,Prism Powders,Silent oils!
I still head out and somehow figure out what I need to do!
A GM's job is not to find your lost ass,or save you from being stupid!
Be prepared,have a Reraise item,Powders,oils...for crying out loud buy a damn map!
Go online...look up your quest,look up the map...if you are PS2 yes that is not viable.
Search the area,ask people close by...but for the love of GOD a GM call when you are *adventuring* IMO is just stupid as hell....
I have met {GM} Dave...here...on this blog....why would i try to make a GM call to meet him in the game? Its simple really...IF he has the desire to meet any of us in the game he WILL...if not...let the poor man alone to do his job?

 
At 10:13 AM, Blogger elmicker said...

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At 10:15 AM, Blogger elmicker said...

You sir are a tossrag who deserves no less than a smack in the mouth. Possibly, just possibly, you deserve to meet a bunch of scumbags in a dark alley at night. People with the power to do in real life what you have the power to do in game. And obviously, being the geeky friendless shite that you are, you'll get your face kicked in, and rightly so.

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger Tim said...

Apparently, Elmiwhatsit, you have never had to deal with dipshits asking you stupid questions. They waste your time, and for what? To ask if someone exists? Fuck that.

[GM]Dave, you have way more tolerance than one could imagine. I don't know how you do it, besides the fact that you can basically shove one's head up there own ass.

Yea, that's probably the reason.

Keep kicking ass,
~The Timme.

 
At 11:29 AM, Blogger Weary Paladin said...

Just have to say that this is some of the funniest stuff I have read about MMO's. I had to do a blurb on my EQ2/ESIV blog about it and added you to my links at wearypaladin.blogspot.com

 
At 12:58 PM, Blogger Advent said...

Just a quick comment, GM Dave, just keep posting this stuff, I think you polarize people and certainly make me lol. Feed them ALL the the Dragons lol!!

 
At 2:53 PM, Blogger Stocky said...

Elm has little man syndrome ._.

 
At 3:42 PM, Blogger Shiphrah said...

...Why do the people who post threatening and angry comments think that you actually give 2 shits about what they have to say? I find it amusing.

Even more so, I find it amusing that people get so worked up over your blog. I have conflicting feelings within myself. I'm not sure whether I believe you to be an actual, real-life, disgruntled GM, or if you're just another player that's sick of all the morons in-game, and need an outlet for your frustration.

Either way, I applaud your choice of outlet, and I thank you for sharing your musings with the rest of the world. No matter what your reasons are, you bring far more joy into the lives of your readers than you do pain or anger.

-.^ You're awesome.

 
At 5:39 PM, Blogger Yensil's back! This time it's personal. said...

I like how they tell you that you use the dragon too much and then ask and expect you to feed them to it...

 
At 2:20 AM, Blogger TaruSummoner said...

Haha, you think proof is a problem, my god you must have never heard of something called a screenshot, Or one of my favorite programs Fraps. If Square Enix needs proof, me and others will be more than happy to supply it.
And the great thing about this is we can prove exactly when your Sick jokes took place. And I'm pretty sure Square Enix keeps records of who is working which servers at which time.

[GM]Dave get ready to claim that welfare check.

 
At 5:43 AM, Blogger [GM]Dave said...

Oh, Tarusummoner. You really disappoint me.

How exactly does one screenshot logs in FFXI?

You'd have to use Fraps, now wouldn't you?

Last time I checked, Fraps was not made by SE and, as such, can be deemed third party. This is a violation of your ToS.

Send in your little screenshots. I argue that they're photoshopped and I keep my job. And you just gave me airtight proof that you broke the rules.

Say baibai to your little character.

Honestly, from your first post, I was expecting better. This is just childish and pedantic.

You fail.

 
At 6:02 AM, Blogger Jraja said...

actually <.< you can take screenshots on the pc version of the game.. chat logs and all without the use of fraps
I.E. just hit the printscreen key log out open MS Paint
right click and paste .. thats not in violation of the agreement is it? <.< its not an overlay program and second they didnt disable the printscreen button durring game play infact they used it for thier
own SS's although it doesnt put the copyright stamp on it <.<; ;>.>

 
At 10:50 AM, Blogger TequilaSunrise said...

But doesn't all this just take away from the point of this blog? Its rediculous to sit here and try to determine whether this person's stories are real or not- most likely we'll never know. The point of the blog is to simply enjoy the stories. It really doesn't matter if they actually happen. If you don't like them, don't read the blog.

 
At 7:14 PM, Blogger Rez said...

People who read this and get all bent out of shape about [GM]Dave being real or not, should take their PCs, unplug them and light them on fire.
As it turns out [GM]Dave is smarter and continues to prove that said people fail at life.
I've played the game for 3 years and NEVER called a GM, 90% of the time calling one is pointless and won't solve a player's stupidity, [GM]Dave has proven this.
The people who are bitching like they have sticks up there asses about [GM]Dave are just behaving that way because they feel guilty, or ARE guilty of being tards.
I don't give a crap if [GM]Dave is really a GM or not. This blog entertains me.

 
At 5:56 PM, Blogger JacobeKale said...

...What the hell is wrong with you morons. The fact is that if [GM]Dave exists, and I truly hope he does, that if you keep trying to get him fired it will eventually happen because he cannot cover his tracks 100% of the time. Eventually he will slip up and you will catch him...only problem is, will your account last that long? Then, will Square give half a shit? Doubt it, most players would prefer his brand of justice over having their accounts fired, a level or two is easy to replace when weight against the countless hours of your life you would have wasted when he fries your account. Besides, if you weren't so damn stupid you wouldn't push him to such extreams...well...maybe they would be less frequent. The guilty prefer forgiveness, but he innocent seek vengeance. So you keep those Great Wyrms happy and full.

 
At 1:56 AM, Blogger The Answer said...

oh my god.... if someone from phoenix is posting here against you.... oh god, so you do exist.... i remember hearing vague stories about mean GMs, but nothing rediculous like being sent to jourm... or have i?....

I mean... how many GMs are there in the NA branch anyways? what are the chances of one of our calls landing on you, really? I've only had two encounters with a GM, and they were rather very nice.... and typed very neatly.. with caps and proper punctuation...

One thing i've been meaning to ask a GM, but never bothered, is do you guys have automated responses, like that thing with "do you have any other questions" or whatever, or is anyone that's qualified usually required to have proper typing/grammer skills? I mean, one guy was totally polite and used proper grammer and stuff, and then there was the other GM that was like totally laid back as if i was talking to a fellow player... which i can see being the case, but still... such a contrast between the encounters.

 
At 2:49 AM, Blogger GM-DAVE said...

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