Monday, April 19, 2010

My Daughter Wrote This

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,hoo

47 Comments:

At 12:05 PM, Blogger Lee said...

cleaning off keyboards is a pain.

 
At 12:07 PM, Blogger Ulli said...

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At 12:08 PM, Blogger Ulli said...

translation: my daddy went afk, time to mess with his head.

 
At 12:23 PM, Blogger Mr. JJ said...

Enjoy these times, soon she'll grow up and you'll never let her touch your blog again.

Why no, I'm not speaking from experience with my 20 year old daughter.

Why do you ask??

 
At 1:28 PM, Blogger Daniel said...

Wow, she's better than you.

jk

maybe.

 
At 1:54 PM, Blogger Loits! said...

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Thats what my forehead typed turning my booze created "power nap"

 
At 4:02 PM, Blogger phillip said...

BEST POST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 4:44 PM, Blogger Hylian said...

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susan
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english only tarantula

 
At 6:06 PM, Blogger Leut said...

hoo

 
At 10:00 PM, Blogger Fulluphigh said...

hoo

 
At 1:26 AM, Blogger Bufuman said...

I'll be sure to have my cat draft a response in the morning.

 
At 3:48 AM, Blogger ladydyani said...

I agree completely.

 
At 6:37 AM, Blogger Cidolfas said...

Amazing! The artistry and depth contained in these words have moved me to my core, sir! You have outdone yourself! Definitely better than all that so-called "comedy" and "writing" you've done so far!

*applause*

 
At 12:20 PM, Blogger Tim said...

Finally some quality content...



XD

 
At 12:30 PM, Blogger Shayde said...

Your daughter speaks "gilseller?"

o.O

 
At 10:07 PM, Blogger EvilTeacher said...

I think it's very telling that Dave's daughter is getting more responses to this post than Dave did with his last one...

:-)

 
At 7:31 AM, Blogger Master said...

You seem to have quite a family growing here Dave. I'm starting to suspect you are really a big softie.

Where is the fire and brimstone!?

Then again it is rather cute and Bufuman lol.

 
At 8:55 PM, Blogger Chris said...

Hoo Mjoo?

 
At 11:31 PM, Blogger Salt said...

Heh.

People response to kids writing/drawing:

own kids-
omg, it's a work of art, next shakespeare/picaso
in the making

other people's kids-
they are just doodling

 
At 7:29 AM, Blogger rtfgvb757 said...

IS VERY GOOD..............................

 
At 10:38 AM, Blogger The Twillness said...

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At 10:39 AM, Blogger The Twillness said...

Clever.

 
At 7:19 PM, Blogger Bufuman said...

Turns out my cat demands a higher salary for writing than I expected. So instead, I offer a rebuttal from my 4-year old nephew.

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At 7:42 AM, Blogger Ben said...

"english only tarantula"
Hylian: You are my new favourite person. The memories of 2006!

 
At 8:52 PM, Blogger Lorthic said...

Alt-tab FF XIV and post something! Damnit, man, I'm a fan!

 
At 3:07 PM, Blogger Tommy Chuk said...

lol the title should've been
"My Daughter Wrote This (except this)"

 
At 8:48 PM, Blogger EvilTeacher said...

Dave... hello Dave... don't go all Goblin Smithy disappearing again on us...

 
At 9:57 PM, Blogger Dorian Mode said...

"Dave's not here, man."

 
At 3:36 AM, Blogger Ordinaryguy said...

Dave? Dave!?

DAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!

 
At 5:43 AM, Blogger swink said...

Dave where are you!!!????

C'mon man, susan's pregnant not you, so keep writing stuff we can laugh about!

 
At 12:32 PM, Blogger kaljtgg said...

I can't let you post that Dave.

 
At 5:45 PM, Blogger Maj said...

Ditto on Salt's comment. Content is great; I love this blog. "ZOMG LOOK MY KID CAN FLAIL ITS ARMS!!111!!1!" belongs on STFU Parents.

 
At 3:31 AM, Blogger Art of Rage said...

I think Susan has finally done him in. :/

Oh well, it was long in the coming.

 
At 8:52 AM, Blogger Jguy said...

Append to title: "A month ago".

 
At 1:13 AM, Blogger David said...

Well, i think Susan did it.
I know he will have all the bacon he can eat in heaven and Jack Daniels.

But lets focus in the blog. I think his daughter could continue it, the last post was the best one since long time ago XD

 
At 5:01 PM, Blogger Daniel said...

Anyone else miss Dave?
Is this what rehab feels like?

 
At 6:35 AM, Blogger zerombr said...

hmph, he's still playing that beta for FF14....

 
At 10:27 AM, Blogger Lorthic said...

The beta is about to end, so he'll be back any week now...

 
At 9:12 PM, Blogger phillip said...

Hey Dave, I enjoyed your daughters last post. Since you seem to have been killed by your wife, or the various other people you have wronged in your life. Could you see if she would like to give writing another go. I think she shows great promise.
Your friend a guy with nothing to read.

 
At 12:28 AM, Blogger Brandon said...

Anyone have any proof of his existence? Anyone know if hes alive still? Any proof he will ever come back or even still doing the FF XIV deal?

 
At 7:07 PM, Blogger scott said...

daaaaaaaaave....daaaaaaave you there?

 
At 10:49 PM, Blogger Sword said...

Nah, you guys should Dave well enough by now. If anything he's so self absorbed in the beta testing he's clearly ignoring all outside interference with the world as much as possible, this included.

I would'nt be suprised if he hasn't showered in two weeks, has a beard, and reeks of cheetoes, beer, and greasy pizza.

 
At 3:38 PM, Blogger Laserx said...

Well... I doubt that the beta test is consuming all of his time seeing as there are only 4 hour windows every 2 or 3 days...

But I do miss Dave's post.

 
At 3:08 PM, Blogger Lord Azrim said...

This isn't the first extended absence Dave has had and I'm sure it won't be the last. Whether it be due to life pressures or even a loss of muse, he's entitled to his absences. All I know is that I've enjoyed the rants and raves that made this blog for a long time. I'll continue to keep checking in to see if there's anything new but I think I could jump back through the archive and reread some of the things I may have forgotten. We'll see Dave when we see him.

 
At 7:04 AM, Blogger Tim said...

I think the late George Carlin did a bit about "tell us, in your own words..."

Well done, Sir.

 
At 6:32 PM, Blogger Alison the Amazing Thief said...

Starting 'em young. Good for you.

 
At 8:03 PM, Blogger Princesspg said...

adorable

 

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