Seriously.Some people have suggested that my last post was an intricate April Fool's joke, that this was some sort of prank I was pulling on you.
Does that even seem like something that falls into the realm of April Fool's pranks?
An April Fool's prank is tricking someone into thinking they're late for work. Or pretending you've hurt yourself and laughing at their panic.
You do NOT invent a pregnancy for April Fool's.
Admittedly, March 31st was probably not the smartest time to make such an announcement. Pretty much anything I said would be assumed to be an April Fool's joke.
That, however, does not make it any less true.
Susan is pregnant.
I am at least partly to blame.
See, we were both there at the time, but this was not the intended outcome. Unfortunately, my power extends to reproduction.
Frankly, I was hoping for a few practice swings at the time. You know, something to do between Mysticmaker spawns.
Instead, I have created life.
People have suggested that I am a god. I don't want to encourage that kind of thinking, but I will point out that it didn't take me seven days to do it.
48 hours tops.
I'm a firm believer that if you're going to do something, you should do it right.
That shit takes time.
A freaking lot of Gatorade.