Okay... Here's The NewsSo, I last left you with a major cliffhanger, telling you about some big news.
I then went radio silent for a bajillion years.
Now, this was not an act of laziness on my part. I am totally cool with just telling you when I'm being lazy.
I'm actually quite proud of it.
Things have been hectic as hell around here and it all relates to the big news. I have been working sun up to sun down for the past few weeks, and it's just not leaving me a lot of time.
Those of you who asked if I'm spending all of my time playing WoW...
I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.
I thought you knew me.
No, things have been rocked pretty well down to the foundations here. I haven't even had much time to play FFXI or even craft.
You know... Other than the hours when I'm supposed to be helping players.
I think they're actually learning to help themselves. It's a growth experience for them.
That guy stuck behind that table in San d'Oria? I think he's starting to like it there.
It's a nice table.
He even has a chair. He can't actually sit in the chair, but it's there and I think that's enough for him. Someday, far in the future, if we give you guys the ability to use chairs, he will be envied for his chair-adjacent prison.
Anyway, the big news. I know you've been dying to know.
I know that because a lot of people have e-mailed me asking about it.
So, I'm going to tell you.
I'm going to tell you the news.
Kidding, kidding. Put down the torches.
Huzzah! I am going to be a father again!
I'm also in the happy phase right before I figure out how much damned work and how many awful disgusting jobs come with being a parent.
Totally ignoring that part.
We have spent the past few weeks getting our house ready, painting the spare bedroom a nice gender neutral color.
I hope our baby isn't gender neutral.
If it is though, that room is appropriately painted.
Honestly, we're really happy about it. I don't even care what we have.
As long as it's a boy.
And not gender neutral.