Theme Week - Jormy Redux 2A Day In The Life of Jormy
Alarm clock rings indicating it's time to get up and start working.
Destroy alarm clock.
Woken by a bunch of Kindred demons arguing about whether or not the demon name indicates a religious reference or is a more secular term for monster.
Make note to horribly murder Kindred demons.
All of them.
Finally wake up and decide to go kill something.
9:02 am - 10:00 am
Walk in circles.
10:01 am - 11:00 am
Still walking in circles.
11:01 am - 12:00 pm
Again with the circles.
Seriously, where the hell is everyone? Starting to get hungry.
That [GM] guy summons me to eat a Galka.
I'm not THAT hungry.
Still, if I don't eat him I'm going to be out of a job. Given the economy and my 87 children I have to feed, that really isn't an option.
Ugh. I really hate Galkas.
With all the hair.
And the smell... Oh dear Altana, the smell.
I think I'm going to be sick.
Back in Uleguerand Range. Still walking around in circles.
Try walking in a rhombus.
No one notices.
[GM] guy summons me again.
This time I have to eat two tarus and a hume female.
No... Wait... That's a hume male.
Man, it's really hard to tell those things apart.
Back in Uleguerand Range.
Seriously? Right back to the icy wasteland?
We couldn't hang out and chat for a while?
Make note to contact my union rep.
Hey, someone is actually here to see me.
It's just one little Elvaan. Probably trying to get a screenshot or something.
I'll just use draw-in...
A bajillion people just appear out of nowhere.
At first, I think it's a tour group or something, but I slowly start to wonder if they might have more violent intentions. Something about the way they're all milling around.
That and the stabbings and magical spells and whatnot.
Side note: Ouch.
Still fighting when I notice a guy wearing a Barone Corazza.
That's in poor taste. You don't see me wearing armor made from one of his kidney stones.
Why the hell am I carrying all of this metal shit anyway? I'm a freaking dragon.
What the hell am I going to do with Molybdenum Ore?
Frankly, it's just a liability. People keep showing up trying to freaking gut me over a stupid chunk ofr ore that I don't even want.
They could have just asked. I think I would have been cool with that.
Wait... What was I doing?
Oh yeah... The fighting.
These guys really aren't good at this.
Usually by this time, the battle's been over for a while and I'm off getting some coffee while I wait to respawn.
Maybe they're just a little slow.
Really? Still with the fighting?
This is getting a little sad.
Actually, we passed a little sad a while ago.
Get bored and fake my own death. I just fall over and drop some ores on the ground.
They don't seem to mind.
At least I can get some peace and quiet.
[GM] guy summons me to eat an LS full of gil sellers.
I wouldn't mind so much, but I know I'm just going to be hungry again in an hour.
See what I did there?
I try not to think about the irony.
Summoned to eat a guy whose name is a euphemism for penis.
Pray [GM] guy doesn't make a joke about eating cock.
Die a little inside.
Consider alternate careers.
Children's entertainer maybe.
7: 27 pm
Honestly, I don't really care at this point. I'm going to eat someone because they did something wrong/evil/slightly annoying.
It really doesn't matter what they did.
I munna eat choo.
I think... I think he's done for the day.
Now, I just have to worry about passing thirty seven suits of armor and my day will be over.
And tomorrow... Tomorrow, I get to do it all over again.
Fall asleep weeping softly to self.