HOLY S#!T!HOLY S#!T!
For those of you who haven't been on any sort of video game news site today, SE has just announced their brand new MMORPG.
Remember that Rapture game they've been talking about for so long. That Rapture game that was going to be their big MMORPG departure from FFXI?
Yeah, it wasn't that.
No, their new MMORPG is called...
As in Final Fantasy MOTHERF&%@ING Fourteen!
We've already got one of the most popular (and definitely the best) MMORPG on the planet for PC and Xbox360.
Oh... And PS2.
I almost forgot.
Come next year, we'll also have an incredible new Final Fantasy MMORPG for the PS3 and possibly the PC.
Basically, this is all part of a master plan to have a Final Fantasy MMO running on every single device known to man. Give us a few years and you'll be playing FFXVII on your toaster.
If this isn't the absolutely biggest, most important news you've ever heard then THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!
A whole new Final Fantasy MMORPG!
A whole new world to explore!
Thousands of new people to play with!
Thousands of new people for me to ban!
It's good news for everyone.
Well... Not the banned people.
But cares about them?
The only way this could get ANY better is if they somehow worked in the new PS3 motion control (*coughwiimotecough*) that Sony just announced.
Or an automated blowjob machine.
If we could get working on that, that'd be super.
Either one of them.