Oh, You're Going To Like ThisSo... We have a little problem.
This month's top donator has asked me to do an entire week of Jormy stories. Apparently, he is a big fan of the large, purple dragon and would like 7 straight stories related to said dragon.
This leaves me with a predicament. I did a theme week about Jormy about 9 months ago.
Now, I don't want to tell this guy too freaking bad and suggest a week about my favorite bacon recipes or something.
But I also don't want to do a theme week that is going to annoy the hell out of everyone else.
As usual, rather than doing any actual work, I'm going to put this decision off on you people. You will get to decide whether or not I go through with another Jormy theme week.
To sweeten the pot a little, the entire fan pack will be Jormy-related as well. Lots of Jormy. Jormypalooza.
Speaking of which, I'm trying very, very, VERY hard to stick to the four week schedule this time around, so the fan packs should be going out around next Wednesday.
I'm sure you all know the routine, but in case you're new, fan packs will be sent to anyone who has donated $5 or more since the last fan pack. Donating will automatically make you a remember of the Official [GM]Dave fan club. Fan club membership comes with a number of benefits including:
a) a fan pack of really gosh darn swell stories
b) mercy when I am finally named true and rightful ruler of this entire planet
The fan pack contains a variety of extra articles and stories (and whatever other stuff I decide to throw in).
Honestly, sometimes I have no idea what other stuff might go in there. If I suddenly decide to write a piece about the political undercurrents of the Cosby Show, I throw it in.
I'm weird like that.
I used to include wallpapers, but I got a cease and desist letter from the Photoshop people. Not because I was using Photoshop, but because I was using it so poorly.
"Crime against humanity" was the exact words they used.
Also, in case you didn't actually read the beginning of this whole post, the top donator of the month gets to choose their very own theme for an entire week's worth of posts.
Wait! There's more!
Actually... There isn't more.
I was lying about the more.
Still, it's a very big honor. There are only about seven people in the entire world that I actually listen to and five of those are the voices in my head.
Those guys are so crazy.
So, in order to help me decide just write either "Yay Jormy!" or "Ugh, not Jormy again".
You can cast your vote about theme week either in the comments section or as a note on your donation.
I would like to assure you that both will be given equal value in my decision.
I would like to tell you that, but that would be lying.
Yes, yes. I'm evil.
We already knew that.