Just... Just Stop AlreadyI'm a tolerant guy.
But I've had it up to my freaking eyes with this "pregnant man" bullshit.
IT'S A WOMAN!
How hard is this to understand? Why are we even bothering to give time to this crap?
Yes, she is choosing to live as a man. I get that.
I don't really care either way.
People can pretty much call themselves whatever they want. It really doesn't matter to me.
You want to call yourself a man? Go right the hell ahead.
What the f&%@ ever.
It still doesn't mean it's a big deal that you get pregnant.
He/she has ovaries.
He/she has a uterus.
He/she got pregnant.
This is not news.
This is actually the exact opposite of news.
I could, right this minute, take my computer apart and reassemble it in the casing of our dishwasher.
From the outside, it would look exactly like your average dishwasher.
I could not, however, pretend it was some freaking miracle that I now had a Vista-capable dishwasher.
Now, I've got nothing against dishwashers or computers that want to live as dishwashers.
By all means.
But a computer running a computer program isn't exactly earth-shattering.
If the pregnant man was Vista-capable, that would be news.
I mean, he's already interested in case mods.
Bah dump pshhh.
Seriously, he/she should totally do this. Get a fully-functional computer running inside his/her abdomen.
I would friggin' Digg that shit.
Hard part would be putting in the motherboard.
See what I did there?
That's not interesting. People have been doing that for years.
I installed one of those in Susan ages ago.
I'd say she's also a great dishwasher, but she'd probably stab me in my urethra.
That would be bad.
I like my urethra.
I'm attached to my urethra.
Maybe... Maybe if we all just stopped paying attention to bullshit like this, they'll stop trying to pass stuff like this off as news.
I'll just be over here holding my breath.