/ShoutOkay, there's still some time left for some of you.
If you haven't voted yet, get off your ass and go.
I don't care if you're camping Mee Deggi.
All kidding aside, this is the one chance you get to have your voice heard. If you don't take this opportunity, then someone else will take it for you.
Did you vote for me?
Of course not. I'm an evil dictator.
Now, any time I choose, I can log in and turn your character into so much digital ruin and dragon kibble.
Don't you wish you had been given the chance to vote?
No, you're answer doesn't really matter. I'm still going to be a dictator tomorrow.
As a matter of fact, I wrote down the names of everyone who nodded when they read that question.
You'll DEFINITELY see me tomorrow.
Seriously, if you haven't voted, then you should. The game will wait.
Here... Look, I just hit pause.
You've got time.
I'll make a sandwich and we'll play in a little while.
What are you waiting for?
Note: If you are not actually in America, then this post probably didn't mean very much to you. It may not even have been funny.
For you, I give you one of my favorite jokes:
Two drums and a set of cymbals fell off a cliff...
Bah dump psshhhh
Oh shut up. That was funny.