FINALLY!Apparently, Santa got my letter.
In case you have not heard, SE has announced that Shantotto will be playable in the upcoming Final Fantasy Dissidia fighting game.
Anyone who has ever played FFXI is probably on their way to line up for this game.
I know I'd line up to beat the hell out of that little Taru bitch.
This is like finding out that your third grade math teacher who gave you detention every day is going to be in the UFC.
That's worth a freakin' ticket.
If you're not familiar with Shantotto, count yourself lucky.
Honestly, this is about the best choice they could have...
Why the hell wasn't I picked?
I would have MADE that damned game.
Imagine... Every round would end with me calling my opponent a retard.
Maybe I could urinate on their corpse.
My finishing move would be to summon Jormy.
I'm not sure how they'd fit him on the screen. Maybe everything would just go purple and then you watch a cutscene of the inside of a dragon's stomach.
You know... This is starting to sound like a really great idea. I should send this off to corporate.
Could you imagine if all of my readers went out to buy this game?
That'd be like 4 more copies.
Totally worth it.
Final Fantasy Davidia.
Damn... I'm a genius.