Okay, Okay. I Get It.Remember last month when I said someone would have to remind me when it came time for the new fan pack?
That was a joke.
This morning, I opened my e-mail to find several e-mails from readers reminding me that it's almost time for the next fan pack.
Some were nice. They said things like "Hey, I just wanted to help remind you" or "Hey, I thought I would mention..."
Some were not nice. They said things like "Hey, get off your lazy ass and get to work."
In their defense, I was on my ass and it has been described as a lazy one.
Some of them... Well, some of them were trying to sell me penis enlargement products.
I'm hoping that's not related to the fan pack.
Anyway, to ease the minds of my helpful readers (and hopefully slow the tide of e-mails), I am, yes, aware that the fan pack is due next week.
Usual rules apply. Anyone who donates $5 or more since the last fan pack becomes a member of the official [GM]Dave fan club.
Fan club membership includes:
- a fan pack filled with exclusive stories, articles, and whatever pictures I can cobble together in Paint
- my eternal gratitude*
- a place aboard the escape craft I'm fashioning to locate and colonize our new planet, Daveonia**
* gratitude may not be eternal
** hot chicks get preferential seating
Also, I thought this would be a good time to answer some related questions:
1) I have an idea for a theme week...
Yes, the theme week offer will continue. I've been finding it very interesting to discuss things that readers want to know about.
The highest donator will be given the opportunity to create their own theme week idea and I will write about whatever they choose.
You want a week of me making fun of WoW? You got it.
Honestly, the whole thing gives me the chance to broaden the horizons of the blog and rant about a whole new variety of things that piss me off.
Plus, some of the ideas I've heard sound very interesting.
Except that one about Furries.
2) Can I possibly get older fan packs that I missed because [insert reason here]?
That's not a problem. Just let me know what packs you have missed and I'm sure we can work something out.
Wait... Did I type out the evil laugh again?
3) How can I be awesome like you?
* Not really sorry
So, one week from today (roughly), the new fan pack will be sent out. I've spent the month working on some ideas and I've got some great ideas for the fan pack.
This could be the best one yet.
Why are you still reading this?
Shouldn't you be donating?
All the cool kids are doing it.