Thursday, September 18, 2008

One Of Those Conversations...

*Ahem*

Susan>> That's disgusting.
[GM]Dave>> What's disgusting, honey?
Susan>> This show...
Susan>> All of these women just took their bras off.
[GM]Dave>> Are we taping this?
[GM]Dave>> We should be taping this.
[GM]Dave>> Are we taping this?
Susan>> Shut up.
Susan>> It's weird.
[GM]Dave>> What's the big deal?
Susan>> Well, it's just this big group of women.
Susan>> Ordinary women.
Susan>> And they're all standing there topless.
[GM]Dave>> Are we tapin...
Susan>> I'm going to hit you.
Susan>> I swear to God.
[GM]Dave>> You were saying...
Susan>> Why would anyone want to do that?
Susan>> If I was on TV like that, I'd want a nice fancy bra.
Susan>> Something really nice looking.
Susan>> I certainly wouldn't want to be standing around topless.
[GM]Dave>> Susan, the whole thing is about real beauty.
[GM]Dave>> It's about how any woman is beautiful.
[GM]Dave>> They're not all fake and plastic looking.
[GM]Dave>> They're real women.
Susan>> Yeah.
[GM]Dave>> Rather than a bunch of skinny models...
[GM]Dave>> Or a bunch of dolled up strippers...
[GM]Dave>> They're real, honest women.
[GM]Dave>> And they don't have to be anything, but women.
[GM]Dave>> It's a feminist statement about true beauty.
[GM]Dave>> It's very powerful and moving.
Susan>> I suppose you're right.
Susan>> Do you really think it's that moving?
[GM]Dave>> Of course it is.
[GM]Dave>> Tits are awesome.

21 Comments:

At 6:19 PM, Blogger Fulluphigh said...

Um...


Did you tape it?

Throw that in the next fan pack, and you've got yourself another donor.

 
At 6:19 PM, Blogger R_Mc said...

Nice, Boobs always win.

FIRST

 
At 8:11 PM, Blogger Sword said...

Why do I have a feeling that there is more to this story. Namly Suzan beating Dave after that last comment.

 
At 8:31 PM, Blogger Ricardo said...

I demand pics

 
At 8:50 PM, Blogger Tyler said...

"Throw that in the next fan pack, and you've got yourself another donor."
{Yes, please}

 
At 9:14 PM, Blogger Tone said...

ok ok guy.. i gotta admit.. love ur blog.. its frickin hysterical.. now.. if ur bored.. i have started me own blog for ffxi stories
tonerith.blogspot.com

 
At 11:40 PM, Blogger Kenny said...

Seriously, did you tape it?

 
At 12:51 AM, Blogger Korriban said...

Thanks Dave, I got to the last line and sprayed JD all over my monitor.

Do you know how difficult it is to get that off?

On a related note...mmmm boobies.

 
At 5:49 AM, Blogger MinorAgentofChaos said...

Speaking AS a woman, I don't see what Susan was so upset about.

Jeez, they're just breasts, woman. And men like them. So what?

Though I've never understood why men get so riled about them either. It's the same skin & nipples you guys have, with extra fat. So what?

Dave, you need to come out to Columbus, OH. It's totally legal for women to be topless out here, a fact endlessly exploited at our ComFest in mid-June. :)

 
At 6:51 AM, Blogger RamblingDreamer said...

MinorAgentofChaos: It's legal there? Damnit, I'm in the wrong city.

Hooray, boobies! :D

 
At 7:48 AM, Blogger MinorAgentofChaos said...

ramblingdreamer:

Yup. All thanks to a Gay Pride March on a very hot & humid day, when the guys took their shirts off to cool down, and the women said "to hell with it" and took theirs off, too --

-- and the cops only arrested the women for public indecency.

Can you say "sexual discrimination lawsuit so fast your butt hurts?"

It didn't hurt that the local breast-feeding organization also got in on the act on the side of the lesbians, because of the potential for nursing mothers to also be arrested. And man, you get nursing moms in the act, you don't dare deny them what they want...

...well, except for subsidized childcare, but hey, bare boobs are more IMPORTANT!

 
At 8:17 AM, Blogger Tebian said...

... i am at a lose for words

so where are the pic's ?

 
At 9:31 AM, Blogger Bufuman said...

Yeah, the whole boobies thing confuses me as well. On TV, it's perfectly normal to show all the boob you want, just as long as you don't show the nipple. But then we have men and their nipples, which can be hung out for all to view without any problems. Mind-boggling. Even more so for me, because despite knowing this, I fancy myself a breast-man. The world works in interesting (and sexy!) ways.

 
At 9:48 AM, Blogger Allison said...

(Caveat: I am a card-carrying feminist. With great tits.)
Despite the objectification of women and rampant male privilege, it's always nice to see a guy say all tits are awesome.

 
At 11:45 AM, Blogger Jedi said...

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At 11:46 AM, Blogger Jedi said...

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At 11:47 AM, Blogger Jedi said...

Its funny, I like smaller breasts better then large, but due to the fact that I date women based on who they are over what they look like, I have date a few woman with large breasts. So in the end, yes all breasts are nice.

Yes, men like breasts, it's hardwired in, it's not our fault. So

 
At 11:48 AM, Blogger Jedi said...

Sorry, for some reason my post was getting messed up as I tried to post it.

 
At 7:54 AM, Blogger Akiva said...

Quote:-- and the cops only arrested the women for public indecency.

Can you say "sexual discrimination lawsuit so fast your butt hurts?"


Because of the precedent, that's now a nationwide... thing. Forgive me... I woke up like 10 minutes ago...

 
At 6:36 PM, Blogger Tone said...

ok ok. dont ban me.. i swear i didnt know u when i wrote the story... go to my blog n check out Solitary Confinement..... its a thing i made up bout when i got ffxi jailed.. it was 2 years ago.. I used a gm dave as the guy who handled my case XD... >.> /em waits for the ban(maybe i heard someone sta gm dave n thats why i used it >.>

 
At 8:54 AM, Blogger semele said...

[quote]At 6:19 PM, Blogger R_Mc said...

Nice, Boobs always win.

FIRST[/quote]

Fail.

 

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