Look At The Time...
It seems I'm not to be trusted.
Honestly, I'd be incredibly offended if I hadn't proven myself incapable of maintaining a schedule on a variety of occasions.
I think it has something to do with my attention deficit did you see Prison Break last night? It was awesome.
Wait... What were we talking about?
Apparently, we're getting close to four weeks again.
I have no idea how Susan keeps track of these things. It's like she's got a schedule set on 28 days or something.
I'm totally getting hit for that.
So, roughly one week from today, I will be sending out a brand spanking new fan pack complete with incredibly exclusive stories and articles.
And maybe a cat.
Does anyone know how to send a cat as a ZIP file?
Maybe a RAR file?
That's a really bad pun that I'm only partially proud of.
As usual, anyone who donates $5 or more between fan packs will become an instant member of the super awesome [GM]Dave fan club. Each member will then receive the super awesome fan pack.
Did I mention it's super awesome?
Donations for this fan pack will be put toward both Susan's birthday and my own. People who read the blog carefully would realize my birthday is coming up in less than two weeks.
Susan's is three days later.
Did you know birthday presents cost money?
I didn't know that.
I'm not sure what I want to get her yet, but the lingerie store near our house is having a half off sale.
I haven't decided which half I'd buy.
That may or may not be a joke. We'll see how Susan reacts to the idea.
Since response seemed really positive for the theme week concept, I've decided we'll do it again. The person who donates the most will be given the opportunity to pick their own theme week topic and I will write for seven straight days on any topic you pick.
You should totally pick Batman.
Also, fan club membership status grants you a full pardon when we rise up and crush our oppressors. When I become [Galactic Overlord]Dave you will be spared.
Possibly your loved ones, as well.
There will be cake.
Now, you might be saying "But Dave, what if you don't take over the entire world?"
But do you really want to take that chance?