Thursday, September 11, 2008

Theme Week - Jormy Vol. 5

Today, we'll be sitting down for a candid interview with Jormy, the famous dragon and special education teacher from FFXI.

Hello there, Mr. Jormangund.

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Jormy then.
Can I ask how you got started in this business?

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Interesting, interesting. I wasn't aware that you had starred in any adult films.

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That many?
Wow.
Did you have a stage name?

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Jormandong?
...
So why'd you stop making these movies?

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You killed how many women?
How'd that happen?

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That's... disturbing.
I'm going to have nightmares for months.

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I understand. I can imagine that a lack of tentacles might have hurt your career.
It's nothing to be ashamed of, you know.

So... Are you Japanese by descent?

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Scandanavian? Really?
I didn't know that.

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Oh... Only on your mother's side.
What about your father?

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Canadian?
That's strange.

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Well, no... I've never seen you play hockey.

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Yes, I'm sure you're quite good.

Moving on...

What are your thoughts on Adventurers?

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That's pretty harsh.
And I'm not sure if Bitchtards is an actual word.

Let's talk about the different races?
Do you have a favorite?

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No, I didn't mean by flavor.

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Chicken?
Really?

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I don't have control over Galka hygiene.
You'll have to take that up with them.

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I don't know. E-mail them or something.

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Of course they can read.

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No, I don't have any proof.

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... We're getting off topic.
What do you think of Elvaans?

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I don't think I'd go that far.
Yes, they're flamboyant, but...

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No, I don't know the difference between San d'Oria and San Francisco.

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That's so wrong.

Listen... I think maybe we should just end the interview.

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No, no. It's nothing you said.

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I... Uhh... I guess I'm a little hungry.
What are you in the mood for?

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... No thanks.
I had Taru for lunch.

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No, I'm not ditching you.
I have stuff to do.
Man, I bet Fafnir isn't such a drama queen.

Things got a little ugly after that.

Eventually, when things cooled down, we decided to forget the whole thing and spend some quality time together.

Damn, tarus are chewy.

12 Comments:

At 5:32 PM, Blogger Eli said...

And Sue was left for Jormy...

 
At 6:18 PM, Blogger Robert said...

Classic!

 
At 7:23 PM, Blogger Tyler said...

That was too funny. I'm still chuckling to myself.

 
At 8:11 PM, Blogger Vagu'Stae said...

I wonder if that was a Taru wrapped in bacon.

 
At 8:36 PM, Blogger Sword said...

Tarus are all fat they don't have much else on them otherwise.

 
At 12:27 AM, Blogger George said...

At first I was thinking "this is going to be a cheap excuse for an article because out of ideas". However it was actually the funniest one this week!

 
At 1:21 AM, Blogger Andreas said...

Man, this is the last time I read this blog.
It just canĀ“t get any better after this week! Dave, you rock!


Well....maybe I should check on monday....

 
At 5:47 AM, Blogger MinorAgentofChaos said...

Damn, tarus are chewy.

A soy sauce marinade overnight would've helped.

 
At 6:43 AM, Blogger Beastman Linkshell Talk said...

This was possibly the funniest thing I have ever read. Sure, I love the sarcastic, witty posts; the Susan and the baby post, those are hilarious, but Jormy's articulate responses to such an in-depth interview really show me who he is as a Dragon.

And that, as a Taru, I should not tell [GM]Dave my character's name.

 
At 7:21 AM, Blogger Bufuman said...

My God, that was awesome. Jormandong, heh.

 
At 12:05 PM, Blogger Alex said...

This theme week has been hilarious. I love this blog but I haven't laughed this uncontrollably at it in a long time. Thank you, [GM]Dave!

 
At 4:46 AM, Blogger Christian said...

Jormangund..?
I thought you would at least get your own pet's name right.
>:/

 

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