Sunday, July 06, 2008

A Few Notes

Man, this has been a crazy weekend.

I decided the best way to celebrate Independence Day would be to get as absolutely drunk as possible. I'm not quite sure how that celebrates Independence Day, but it was a hell of a time.

Apparently, if you mix Jack Daniel's and Red Bull you create a beverage that is the liquid equivalent of cocaine.

At one point, I was positive I had gone Super Saiyan. My friend's later told me I stood in one spot for twenty minutes yelling "KAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAYYYYHAAAAAAAAAAA..."

I actually woke up under my bed.

Now, I'm waiting for the acetominophen to either kill my headache or me.

Either way.

Note: Kids, drink responsibly.

Those of you who sent me your wii friend codes may have noticed that I have not been online. I've been really busy lately and then, after my friends left, I noticed my wireless router that used to look like this
Now looks like this

Unfortunately, this means my Wii will be offline until I can actually afford to replace it or until I can find the person who spilled their drink on it and sell their internal organs.

Hopefully, one of those will be very soon.

When I woke up today (and crawled out from under the bed), Susan reminded me that I should probably get working on the fan pack. As usual, she was right. It's been close to three weeks since I sent out the last ones and I'm trying to stick with a four week schedule.

I don't work well with schedules. I think it may have something to do with my attention deficit cats are awesome.

Had to think there for a minute, didn't you?

Anyway, usual fan pack procedure applies. Anyone who donates $5 or more since the last fan pack will become a member of the [GM]Dave fan club.

But that's not all. Act now and receive a free fan pack! Yes, you can be the envy of all of your friends when you receive your very own [GM]Dave fan pack in your inbox.

The pack will contain a mix of items including:

-exclusive stories from [GM]Dave and Susan
-extra stories from GoblinSmithy and Pathfinder
-Volume 2 of the MMORPG survival guide
-movie and game reviews
-various pictures that I find funny
-much, much more*

note: actual amount of more may vary

I'd like to get some feedback on what you'd like to see in the fan pack. When you donate, use the comments to tell me what you'd like to see.

Some possible choices include:

1) all in game stories
2) all out of game stories
3) a nice mix
4) hardcore pornography

That was a joke. Don't pick pornography.

You're on the internet for crying out loud. It's right there.


And, as usual, the person who donates the most will have the opportunity to take part in the blog in some way. You can suggest story ideas, ask questions, receive exclusive, out-of-print fan packs... You name it.

But not porn.

You need to quit that. You're scaring me.


At 9:05 PM, Blogger Caramis said...

Dave, always heard a large glass of cold water drunk really fast as soon as you wake would cure the hang over..

At 9:13 PM, Blogger Kahsha said...

dammit... I wanted some Jormy pron!

my remedy: 2 ibuprofen and the hottest shower your skin can stand, then back to bed for a nap.

At least you can still bust some bubbles!

At 9:39 PM, Blogger Alison the Amazing Thief said...

Interesting drink combo. O.o

Well at least you were not playing with fireworks while drinking that stuff. That could have gotten ugly fast.

At 1:39 AM, Blogger zealo said...

finally, a post about how awesome cats are. :)

do another one soon, but cut the random distracting side jokes next time?

At 7:45 AM, Blogger Bufuman said...

The last time someone accidentally spilled a drink on one of my electrical devices, they next regained consciousness five weeks later in a landfill in Russia, covered in urine, blood (it may or may not have been their's), and toxic waste. People have since learned to be cautious around my shit.

At 8:58 AM, Blogger Tyler said...

I actually burst out laughing in the middle of work. This is probably one of the funniest ones I've seen since Surrealism.

At 9:20 AM, Blogger James said...

xD I was almost crying with the Super Saiyan comment. I personally would like best for the fan packs and the blog itself is a good mix because I know there for a while before you had your make up your mind about liking Jorm rant that you hadn't done much posts about in game stories and I kinda missed that.

You also said something about a free fan pack but gave no way to obtain it xD I hate having a credit card but not being able to use it Dx

Regardless keep up the great work man!

At 12:06 PM, Blogger Dandelion said...

Hey Dave, maybe it'd be to your benefit to actually try to keep the highest amount donated posted somewhere. That way, people could compete over it... and you'd get more money. >.>


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