This is a little epic for me.
What? I usually have an attention span that rivals a five year old with ADD on a sugar high.
Actually making it to 300 posts suggests that I'm either growing up or that I just really like laughing at my own jokes.
Did you hear the one about the gold fish that went broke?
Now, he's a bronze fish.
I guess that's a no on the growing up.
Good to know.
Anyway, I decided that I really needed to celebrate my 300th post in a special way.
I could have given 300,000,000 gil to a lucky player.
Nah. I don't like anyone that much.
I could have give MYSELF 300,000,000 gil.
Not necessary. By a strange coincidence, I won the mog bonanza.
Sshhhh. Don't tell anyone.
I suppose I could give 1,000,000 gil to 300 people.
But if I could find 300 people that didn't piss me off, I probably wouldn't have this blog in the first place.
In the end, I decided I had to do something totally unique and creative. Something no one had ever done before.
I decided to go with a bunch of 300 jokes.
Creative, I know.
[GM]Dave>> TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!
Susan>> We're having dinner at your mother's aga...
Susan>> What are you wearing?
Apparently, Susan does not have the appropriate respect for Spartan battle garb.
Now that I think about it... Neither did the guys in my carpool.
You show up for work in a black speedo and a red cape ONE TIME and suddenly you're the "weird guy".
What the hell?
It's not like we have a dress code or anything.
At least... I didn't think we had one.
This would turn out to be an error.
[GM]Dave>> You there, Arcadian!
[GM]Dave>> What is your profession?
Supervisor>> Dave, you know that I'm your supervisor.
[GM]Dave>> Stay your tongue, dog.
Supervisor>> Are you okay?
Supervisor>> You're acting a little strange.
Supervisor>> I didn't say madness.
And then I kicked him.
Do you know that it's against the law to fire someone if they're having a nervous breakdown?
Neither did I.
Apparently, I have discovered an easy way of getting a one week paid vacation.
Step 1) find a black speedo and red cape...