Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Irony Much?

Yes, three new posts in one day.

Don't get used to it.

I just had to post this. Right after I finished my update, I checked my e-mail to find this.

Dear Sir/Madam:

We are impressed by your blog's enhanced design and navigation. Could we advertize on your blog?

{Moron's Website Name} is a leading provider of virtual currency provided to the Massively Multiplayer online community with about 2 year of experience. Till now, we have served over 100,000 Happy game players.
We hope very much to promorte our site by advertising in your blog.

You can reach us on any of the email addresses below. Please allow up
to 24 hours for us to respond.

{Address removed so that you don't turn his server into a pile of ashes}

We look forward to receiving your favorable and prompt reply.

We hope that this letter is the first step to establishment of a long
and pleasant relationship.

Sincerely
Moron

I want you to really consider how retarded this e-mail is.

Don't try to ponder it all at the same time. You could really hurt yourself.

68 Comments:

At 5:44 AM, Blogger Knumskull said...

Oh i love irony....

this post really shows the IQ of Gillsellers.

 
At 6:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well at least you know they didn't read everything.

 
At 6:42 AM, Blogger Jed said...

...

Head... broke... whole thing... at once... O_o

 
At 7:09 AM, Blogger NooBStudenT said...

That is just plain wrong.
So so wrong.

Where is the kill 'em all button?
Oh.. It's the reply button on you'r email. Just attach the 'thisismyreplybiatchnowdie.exe'file first.

 
At 7:20 AM, Blogger Samantha Carter said...

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

 
At 7:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow....

 
At 8:07 AM, Blogger cen said...

I think I just wet myself. Too much funny :O

 
At 8:33 AM, Blogger Faulsey said...

I got that too! o.O;

 
At 9:01 AM, Blogger token black guy said...

i cuh holla a dat mah nizzlacks! holla!

 
At 9:16 AM, Blogger Fiaralle said...

*twitch*

....

I think all of my brain cells just imploded.

 
At 10:15 AM, Blogger Todd C. said...

Answer: Certainly! But for purposes of full disclosure, I will need the names of all the characters in the games your company uses, as well as all the names of characters of your 100,000 clients. I also will require your credit card numbers, your bank account numbers and names of the lending institutions, and social security numbers. Once I have this information, we can get to work....

 
At 12:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Dear Sir/Madam: We are impressed by your blog's enhanced design and navigation. Could we advertize on your blog? {Moron's Website Name} is a leading provider of virtual currency..." *pause for fit of uncontrollable laughter*

Some people need to learn to read.

 
At 1:21 PM, Blogger Kikadper said...

Ow.

That hurt my brain.

I love hating retarded people.

 
At 2:03 PM, Blogger Knyte said...

"Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former" - Albert Einstein

...and thats about all i can say i think...i'm speechless

 
At 2:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ga...gaa....gaaaaaah.... I think my brain got hurt... Go away! Evil people.

 
At 3:20 PM, Blogger Arkaine said...

LAWL

I only wish I had [GM]Dave's powers but in WoW. Then I could find gold sellers pretty fast.

Me thinks it's time for a summoning of Onyxia!

Ark

 
At 3:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess that just goes to show the ineffectiveness of spam. If you just Google "blogs and MMORPG" and send those to every blog you find, the odds of trying to advertise with one of your biggest nemises is high.

 
At 3:59 PM, Blogger Nyito said...

My brain is broked.

 
At 4:07 PM, Blogger TrueStoryGuy said...

I thought that would happen one day! Lately, I've seen a lot of IGE advertisements on several websites. I was wondering when something like this would happen to your blog.

 
At 4:34 PM, Blogger Orien said...

I just have one question.. did you reply to the mail?

 
At 4:37 PM, Blogger wai said...

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At 4:39 PM, Blogger wai said...

....

.........

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I'm sorry, I can't help it. That's just perfect right there...

 
At 4:51 PM, Blogger Guankim said...

Darn, they haven't sent me that yet. I'm not famous enough, LOL.

 
At 4:59 PM, Blogger RDMFire said...

I found a site of a guy who is just about as evil as [GM]Dave.
This guy talks about real world issues, if you care. ^^


http://maddox.xmission.com/

 
At 5:02 PM, Blogger creature124 said...

Email adress please. Server ash is fun.

 
At 6:28 PM, Blogger Eirwen said...

Now you can take care of these gilsell sites and have chance to show off at work.

Just share with us their emailaddresses and lets bombard their server! They deserve a compliment for their stupidity. A new level of retardism has been discovered.

 
At 8:58 PM, Blogger Jed said...

Gilseller Tech: "YAY! New top of the line server!"

*5 seconds later*

Gilseller Tech: "NOOO! SMOKING RUINS WON'T HELP US AT ALL!"

That's the current server deaeth record. We need to beat it >:)

 
At 11:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right, so they contact the person being known amongs most players as the GM who not only ban people, but also does all in his power to make the life of the morons he bans a misery. and they want to post ads, breaking the ToS?

Wish i get a job as Blizz GM, just spawn Elites on the gold farming bots. Being as oblivious as they are, they wont notice.

 
At 3:51 AM, Blogger Wodah said...

I guess they don't actualy read the blog...

 
At 7:58 AM, Blogger Paradigm said...

My only question is, would there have been any legal ramifications to posting their email address?

If not, you could have defiantely ruined there day/week, however long it would take to change it and respam the emails :)

 
At 11:48 AM, Blogger Feba said...

You know what scares me about this?

When I applied for POL community site on my blog, 'ease of design and navigation' was something SE mentioned...

 
At 6:41 PM, Blogger luther349 said...

gilsellers emailing this site to place a ad lol my god you knoe they didnt read anything. site desine lol its a blog no fancy pics flash video hell harly any html lol.

 
At 11:23 PM, Blogger Jed said...

^Translation:
"There is no design. I speak stupidease."

 
At 4:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So funny how gil sellers get banned so fast :( they take the fun out of FFXI >.< go dave :)

 
At 6:46 PM, Blogger backlash said...

idiots, one thing i can tell is they dont read the blog. and that they hate life.

 
At 6:59 PM, Blogger Demon420 said...

Duh....... my brain goed boom... o_0
gilsellers < mentally challenged midgets eating pie.
omg lawl at the irony

 
At 10:59 PM, Blogger wai said...

I guess they don't actualy read the blog...

Or the name of the blog's author...

 
At 6:45 AM, Blogger Xeraphim said...

"Dear Madam/Sir,
We are impressed by your skill at picking premade blogger skins..."

 
At 9:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

holla back toadyn!

 
At 4:22 PM, Blogger DJP3DRO said...

rdmfire:

There is a difference between being a jackass and a hilarious sadist. Maddox is a jackass. Dave is a hilarious sadist.

Nothing against you, though.

I mean, seriously, anyone who disses the Smashing Pumpkins and supports stealing net-holes like eBaumsworld needs a head check.

 
At 11:25 PM, Blogger RDMFire said...

Yeah, you have a point there DJP3DRO.
Maddox is not someone I would ever call a friend. Not all of his stories are good, but some of them strike a funny bone with me. Some are downright rude though.
With [GM]Dave though, the only ones who are jackasses are some of the readers.
Good quality stuff here.

 
At 11:44 PM, Blogger Aiden Cool said...

Hahaha. Stupidity rules!

Unfortunately, a company is only as smart as their customers. A quick search on eBay for reference shows that 100 million ISK goes for $17.39 and 2 billion costs $347.86. Doing it the legal way by means of GTCs (AFAIK, it's still legal, correct me if I'm wrong) will get you twice the ISK for the same dollar amount.

So, not only is it against the EULA, it's even a bad deal. Horrible deal actually. :)

But, since their customers are stupid, I guess they don't have to be geniuses anyway. :)

 
At 1:24 PM, Blogger Kerensky said...

could always help in the "kill them all" plan.. idk.. can't realy get past that part..

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what? it's a good plan!

 
At 4:07 PM, Blogger Kumaren said...

Token black guy has invaded my blog too, Dave! He will soon conquer the earth!


lol @ this update, gil sellers sure are dumb.


Bekyn is GM dave's nice equivalent, pwnage and bot hating.

 
At 12:12 PM, Blogger Angelsilver said...

Quote SE:
"The GM's role is to facilitate players' enjoyment of the game."

Thanks Dave^^

The Problem is not just the Gil Sellers... There is 100's or thousands of them yes... But they simply supply the demand from many thousands and thousands of buyers... If you want to get rid of the gil sellers, get rid of the buyers.

It's well known that if you want to clean up your neighborhood from people selling sex or drugs... Don't buy it... same goes in other situations like FFXI with Gil.

DON'T BUY THE GIL AND THEY CAN'T SELL IT!

Don't just get mad at the Seller... It's the rich kids, executives, college students, Morons, average Joes/Janes or "Johns" even..., Game addicts, and retards... (Ummm...) "intelectually challenged people" that buy the Gil that truly cause the problem.

Most of us can fit into that list somewhere... but if you add buying gil to whatever you are... you fail at life and you know it.

Anyone who disagrees has probably bought some kind of virtual money or item. Heck even I have considered doing that, but its a passing thought just like any other thoughts of Evil that wonder inside peoples head from time to time. What makes most people different is resisting those passing thoughts for how just stupid the thought was in the first place, that and common sense. Why do they call it Common sense when so many people lack it?

 
At 12:30 PM, Blogger Angelsilver said...

BTW... I know it is not that simple... There will be those that say... in so many words... "I am privilaged and can afford to buy whatever I want, and I don't have the time to farm my own items and gil or play the game for myself, why not buy it all or pay someone to level me?"

That is the dilema... those that "choose" to be morons and act like it is a single player game without any care for those other people playing in that same economy as the privilaged.

Then you will always have those that are actual morons. Not alot you can do about them. (spade or neuter maybe)

As far as my name calling... Morons, retards and such. That is all in good humor at the expense of the hypothetical Morons and Retards. (Any similarities to an actual moron or retard was unintentional and if any actual morons or retards were offended by my comments, I apoligize ;)

Angel ^i^

 
At 6:20 PM, Blogger Adventure Dood said...

well, they were impressed with your design and navigation, whatever the hell that means. At least they didn't attempt to suggest that they actually read a single post you ever made.

 
At 8:49 PM, Blogger Angelsilver said...

Quote SE:
"Our GMs will make themselves visible as much as possible
While we will not role-play, we will be as friendly as possible and never be rude
We will ALWAYS give you an answer in some form to your questions
We place the satisfaction of you, our players above everything else
We will take a much harsher stance against disruptive game play
In other words, you will never be punished when making a call, no matter how trivial it may be. But if a call is intended to obstruct our service, then our GMs will have no choice but to take action against the caller, because it prevents us from giving other players the support they need. As long as nothing inappropriate is done, our GMs will always be friendly and forthcoming when communicating with you.

Global Online Producer
Sage Sundi"

Dave..Dave.. Wake up.. Dave... Its ok, Its just a dream...

 
At 12:57 PM, Blogger WHM of Death said...

[GM]Dave....how can you let yesterday's GM update info go by W/O a comment. please come back soon. we miss you

It said "In other words, you will never be punished when making a call, no matter how trivial it may be." please tell us they haven't neutered [GM]Dave. or all is lost

 
At 6:13 AM, Blogger notkesirahonest said...

ok, withdrawal symptoms now, will there ever be another update?

 
At 8:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear [GM]Dave,

I've been a good this year and i haven't made any "retarded" GM calls this year. I've been reading your blogs and they're really hilarious. But a friend, Sehraphin, of mine on the Fenrir server doesn't believe you're real and that you're faking most of your blogs. and that there's no way there could be a GM that cruel...O_O >_< O_O. so started to ask my friends if they ever encountered a GM called Dave. none had! so i begun to ask myself if [GM]Dave was real or not... either that or Fenrir server hasn't face your gentle "kindness" yet. Please make us believe in something!

-Sakura

ps. he doesn't believe in santa... >_>

 
At 8:47 AM, Blogger Aakawolf said...

Easy solution.

There's this thing called Slashdot...

 
At 2:21 PM, Blogger Rogue said...

Heh whats up boss man? Long time I dont read your blog. I hope everything is going great for you. Has mini dave been born yet? hehe I guess I should just catch up on your blog and find out. Anyways I hope your doing good and still feeding tards to dragons. Take care man.

The Rogue

 
At 3:44 PM, Blogger Jed said...

Sakura, [GM]Dave is a false name - he's not going to give out his proper name so people a) Don't spam him, b) beg from him and c) he doesn't get fired :P

 
At 8:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok for those of you who dont know. [GM]Dave is not a GM. his game name is toadyn. he is a lvl62 dragoon on the pheonix server. he has a daughter not a son. his LS is shirtninjas. look him on on vanadiel dreams or whatever that website is. basically they are laughing at you for thinking he is still real after all this time. doesnt mean his stories aren't funny. but seeing as he seems done with this blog you may as well know the truth. any questions? just look him up.

 
At 10:59 AM, Blogger RDMFire said...

He sure seems to know a lot about every angle of the game for being so low of level.

 
At 12:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's been 10 days since we had a blog. I'm having withdrawals :(

 
At 1:19 PM, Blogger creature124 said...

token: its always been obvious, dosent hurt to forget that from time to time right? if you ignore the blatant fact, then it makes the stories just that bit much funnier.

 
At 8:01 PM, Blogger Angelsilver said...

OMG I was able to read what token black guy wrote!

BTW token black guy is [GM]Dave! or not.. doesn't matter anyways. Whoever Dave/toadyn/TBG?/Guide Writer/GS/Whaterever else... he is entertaining alot of people.

Thanks Dave

 
At 1:48 AM, Blogger Unbel said...

Game. Set. Match TBG.

Still don't find your method of writing all that amusing, but if some do, power to you/them.

 
At 2:55 AM, Blogger notkesirahonest said...

bah, i'll just have to go back to reading " The bastard Operator from hell" at www.theregister.com

lets face it, although i like reading this blog it's a 100% rip off of bofh anyway, so anyone who likes this will love bofh.

 
At 4:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously.. that is even more retarded than thoose guys denying that they're using telewhore bots..

The sentence "Dear sir/madam" made the "we would like to adcvertise.."-part visible miles away..

Stupidity is like a well.. you just keep diggin' and diggin'..

 
At 5:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

so [GM]Dave isnt real?

 
At 1:44 AM, Blogger Angelsilver said...

Quote Sakura said...
"so [GM]Dave isnt real?"

Define real...

Much of reality is based solely on faith...

It doesn't matter, as long as you believe!

 
At 4:00 AM, Blogger Jed said...

Real or not, does it matter? We enjoy the stories, and thats what we come for in the end.

 
At 4:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, i'm just here to defend James and his friend. No, i'm not james, anyways, it's not funny to say such things and waste ur time reading about him, sure go and enjoy yourself, by the way, by saying that someone is a retard, means he really sucks at english. And anyways, the people that keep saying you fail at life! ya sure, you havn't meeted them yet. My brother gave me this adress, and i went in on it, and readed about the things James said. I can't really understand how you can defend [GM]Dave, you all know it's not for real, seriously. I think he's just a stupid fag never reached level 75 and kept bragging that he's a GM, i bet you heard a Gm's problem and decided to start a blogg about it, you can't say people fail at life, i mean wtf. Your working in a game for god sake. You're the one that fail at life. I bet most will defend [Newbie]Dave, and say that i fail at life etc. Sure say that, but it's not true. I have a wonderful life. By the way i'm from sweden, make up something about that, please. I mean you keep making up things, just make up something else about this post.

By the way Dave, you sir, fail at life. That ain't a lie anyways, sorry.
Gl with your thief or whatever class you're playing, james.
Be happy that you got so many comments, liar. Hope a girl rapes you, loser.

By the way, Jennifer, yes you, you look like shit, seriously, i bet you lost your virganity with a loser like dave.

 
At 4:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, i'm just here to defend James and his friend. No, i'm not james, anyways, it's not funny to say such things and waste ur time reading about him, sure go and enjoy yourself, by the way, by saying that someone is a retard, means he really sucks at english. And anyways, the people that keep saying you fail at life! ya sure, you havn't meeted them yet. My brother gave me this adress, and i went in on it, and readed about the things James said. I can't really understand how you can defend [GM]Dave, you all know it's not for real, seriously. I think he's just a stupid fag never reached level 75 and kept bragging that he's a GM, i bet you heard a Gm's problem and decided to start a blogg about it, you can't say people fail at life, i mean wtf. Your working in a game for god sake. You're the one that fail at life. I bet most will defend [Newbie]Dave, and say that i fail at life etc. Sure say that, but it's not true. I have a wonderful life. By the way i'm from sweden, make up something about that, please. I mean you keep making up things, just make up something else about this post.

By the way Dave, you sir, fail at life. That ain't a lie anyways, sorry.
Gl with your thief or whatever class you're playing, james.
Be happy that you got so many comments, liar. Hope a girl rapes you, loser.

By the way, Jennifer, yes you, you look like shit, seriously, i bet you lost your virganity with a loser like dave.

 
At 8:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...yeah........................ thats about all i got.

 

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