Irony Much?
Yes, three new posts in one day.Don't get used to it.
I just had to post this. Right after I finished my update, I checked my e-mail to find this.
Dear Sir/Madam:
We are impressed by your blog's enhanced design and navigation. Could we advertize on your blog?
{Moron's Website Name} is a leading provider of virtual currency provided to the Massively Multiplayer online community with about 2 year of experience. Till now, we have served over 100,000 Happy game players.
We hope very much to promorte our site by advertising in your blog.
You can reach us on any of the email addresses below. Please allow up
to 24 hours for us to respond.
{Address removed so that you don't turn his server into a pile of ashes}
We look forward to receiving your favorable and prompt reply.
We hope that this letter is the first step to establishment of a long
and pleasant relationship.
I want you to really consider how retarded this e-mail is.
Don't try to ponder it all at the same time. You could really hurt yourself.
posted by Goblin Smithy @ 5:31 AM
26 Comments:
Well at least you know they didn't read everything.
I think I just wet myself. Too much funny :O
I got that too! o.O;
i cuh holla a dat mah nizzlacks! holla!
Answer: Certainly! But for purposes of full disclosure, I will need the names of all the characters in the games your company uses, as well as all the names of characters of your 100,000 clients. I also will require your credit card numbers, your bank account numbers and names of the lending institutions, and social security numbers. Once I have this information, we can get to work....
"Dear Sir/Madam: We are impressed by your blog's enhanced design and navigation. Could we advertize on your blog? {Moron's Website Name} is a leading provider of virtual currency..." *pause for fit of uncontrollable laughter*
Some people need to learn to read.
Ow.
That hurt my brain.
I love hating retarded people.
ga...gaa....gaaaaaah.... I think my brain got hurt... Go away! Evil people.
LAWL
I only wish I had [GM]Dave's powers but in WoW. Then I could find gold sellers pretty fast.
Me thinks it's time for a summoning of Onyxia!
Ark
I guess that just goes to show the ineffectiveness of spam. If you just Google "blogs and MMORPG" and send those to every blog you find, the odds of trying to advertise with one of your biggest nemises is high.
Darn, they haven't sent me that yet. I'm not famous enough, LOL.
Email adress please. Server ash is fun.
Now you can take care of these gilsell sites and have chance to show off at work.
Just share with us their emailaddresses and lets bombard their server! They deserve a compliment for their stupidity. A new level of retardism has been discovered.
Right, so they contact the person being known amongs most players as the GM who not only ban people, but also does all in his power to make the life of the morons he bans a misery. and they want to post ads, breaking the ToS?
Wish i get a job as Blizz GM, just spawn Elites on the gold farming bots. Being as oblivious as they are, they wont notice.
So funny how gil sellers get banned so fast :( they take the fun out of FFXI >.< go dave :)
holla back toadyn!
could always help in the "kill them all" plan.. idk.. can't realy get past that part..
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what? it's a good plan!
Dear [GM]Dave,
I've been a good this year and i haven't made any "retarded" GM calls this year. I've been reading your blogs and they're really hilarious. But a friend, Sehraphin, of mine on the Fenrir server doesn't believe you're real and that you're faking most of your blogs. and that there's no way there could be a GM that cruel...O_O >_< O_O. so started to ask my friends if they ever encountered a GM called Dave. none had! so i begun to ask myself if [GM]Dave was real or not... either that or Fenrir server hasn't face your gentle "kindness" yet. Please make us believe in something!
-Sakura
ps. he doesn't believe in santa... >_>
ok for those of you who dont know. [GM]Dave is not a GM. his game name is toadyn. he is a lvl62 dragoon on the pheonix server. he has a daughter not a son. his LS is shirtninjas. look him on on vanadiel dreams or whatever that website is. basically they are laughing at you for thinking he is still real after all this time. doesnt mean his stories aren't funny. but seeing as he seems done with this blog you may as well know the truth. any questions? just look him up.
It's been 10 days since we had a blog. I'm having withdrawals :(
token: its always been obvious, dosent hurt to forget that from time to time right? if you ignore the blatant fact, then it makes the stories just that bit much funnier.
Seriously.. that is even more retarded than thoose guys denying that they're using telewhore bots..
The sentence "Dear sir/madam" made the "we would like to adcvertise.."-part visible miles away..
Stupidity is like a well.. you just keep diggin' and diggin'..
so [GM]Dave isnt real?
Hi, i'm just here to defend James and his friend. No, i'm not james, anyways, it's not funny to say such things and waste ur time reading about him, sure go and enjoy yourself, by the way, by saying that someone is a retard, means he really sucks at english. And anyways, the people that keep saying you fail at life! ya sure, you havn't meeted them yet. My brother gave me this adress, and i went in on it, and readed about the things James said. I can't really understand how you can defend [GM]Dave, you all know it's not for real, seriously. I think he's just a stupid fag never reached level 75 and kept bragging that he's a GM, i bet you heard a Gm's problem and decided to start a blogg about it, you can't say people fail at life, i mean wtf. Your working in a game for god sake. You're the one that fail at life. I bet most will defend [Newbie]Dave, and say that i fail at life etc. Sure say that, but it's not true. I have a wonderful life. By the way i'm from sweden, make up something about that, please. I mean you keep making up things, just make up something else about this post.
By the way Dave, you sir, fail at life. That ain't a lie anyways, sorry.
Gl with your thief or whatever class you're playing, james.
Be happy that you got so many comments, liar. Hope a girl rapes you, loser.
By the way, Jennifer, yes you, you look like shit, seriously, i bet you lost your virganity with a loser like dave.
Hi, i'm just here to defend James and his friend. No, i'm not james, anyways, it's not funny to say such things and waste ur time reading about him, sure go and enjoy yourself, by the way, by saying that someone is a retard, means he really sucks at english. And anyways, the people that keep saying you fail at life! ya sure, you havn't meeted them yet. My brother gave me this adress, and i went in on it, and readed about the things James said. I can't really understand how you can defend [GM]Dave, you all know it's not for real, seriously. I think he's just a stupid fag never reached level 75 and kept bragging that he's a GM, i bet you heard a Gm's problem and decided to start a blogg about it, you can't say people fail at life, i mean wtf. Your working in a game for god sake. You're the one that fail at life. I bet most will defend [Newbie]Dave, and say that i fail at life etc. Sure say that, but it's not true. I have a wonderful life. By the way i'm from sweden, make up something about that, please. I mean you keep making up things, just make up something else about this post.
By the way Dave, you sir, fail at life. That ain't a lie anyways, sorry.
Gl with your thief or whatever class you're playing, james.
Be happy that you got so many comments, liar. Hope a girl rapes you, loser.
By the way, Jennifer, yes you, you look like shit, seriously, i bet you lost your virganity with a loser like dave.
...yeah........................ thats about all i got.
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