Monday, December 18, 2006

[GM]Dave Evolution

So, it seems a good number of my readers have been asking what I make of the new GM policies. As a matter of fact, enough people have e-mailed me that I felt the need to post about it.

This should have two delightful effects:

1) it will enlighten you, my good reader, as to my own personal opinion on the matter

2) it will keep you people from cramming my inbox with e-mails.

Seriously. Stop.

Now, to my opinion.

*ahem*

Meh.

That's it. That's my entire opinion on the matter.

Meh.

I have to be more polite to people because it seems players were starting to worry about getting punished for making unnecessary GM calls.

I wonder where in the hell that came from.

But that's okay. I can totally be positive.

I'll smile and say thank you as I delete your character.

Hell, it usually makes me smile anyway.

And the returning lost items thing? Sure, I foresee that being the start of several headaches, but imagine all the fun I'm going to have with that.

[GM]Dave>> Hail, Adventurer.
[GM]Dave>> I understand you lost an item.
Player>> Oh please. You have to get it back.
Player>> I accidentally dropped my Peacock Charm.
[GM]Dave>> No problem, sir. Let me get right on that.
[GM]Dave>> Oh...
Player>> Oh?
Player>> What's oh?
[GM]Dave>> It seems I can't return your item.
Player>> WHAT?!
Player>> WHY NOT?!
[GM]Dave>> Well, each player only gets to do that once.
Player>> SO?!
[GM]Dave>> A month ago, you had an item returned.
[GM]Dave>> It was a...
[GM]Dave>> Sword.
Player>> ARE YOU KIDDING?!
[GM]Dave>> Did you really use your one ticket on a sword?
[GM]Dave>> I hope it's a freakin' good sword.
Player>> I want my charm back!
[GM]Dave>> I'm sorry. Rules are rules, you know.
[GM]Dave>> *SMILE*

There's only one problem I can predict...

[GM]Dave>> Hail, Adventurer.
[GM]Dave>> I understand you lost an item.
Jormungand>> Actually, I lost a bunch of items.
Jormungand>> They were on a Taru at the time.
[GM]Dave>> Again?
[GM]Dave>> How did you lose them this time?
Jormungand>> *burp*
[GM]Dave>> Sigh.
[GM]Dave>> Don't worry.
[GM]Dave>> Your items will be returned in 3-5 days.
Jormungand>> Really? Tha...
Jormungand>> Oh, that's not funny, you bastard.

Seriously, what did you people expect? That I'd run off shaking in a corner?

Hell no.

My cruelty cannot be constrained by some simple rules.

Besides, it just gives me room to be creative.

109 Comments:

At 1:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing that makes these funny is how fake they are.

 
At 2:38 PM, Blogger Wodah said...

*sigh* People who make useless coments need to stop breathing.

 
At 2:42 PM, Blogger Soren said...

Oy. Flotsam, get out. We don't need negativity here. If you don't like it, don't post. Dur.

And I can't wait to see how creative you can be [GM]Dave :P

 
At 2:46 PM, Blogger Ariyon said...

Yay, was hoping there'd be something about the policy. Funny as always, [GM]Dave.

 
At 3:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont force feed Jormy too much now ;) well... Maybe a little christmas meal is okay... Ah hell! Go feed all the servers to it.

 
At 5:22 PM, Blogger Vatar said...

Maybe if you spent more time shutting your mouth than spouting off useless junk, then you'd find it funny, Flotsam. If I every find out who you are on the game, I'll come MPK you myself. I don't care if I get banned as long as you die.

 
At 5:30 PM, Blogger WanderingJ said...

Talking Jormungand.

Yays.

 
At 5:45 PM, Blogger WHM of Death said...

[GM]Dave..short, sweet and straight to the point. I can't wait to see what your wonderfuly twisted mind comes up with.

 
At 6:11 PM, Blogger Trigger said...

Nice to see a post. I was starting to get depression. Well, that or just spent 2 less minutes on the net than usual :(

 
At 7:13 PM, Blogger Phil said...

I have no earthly clue what FFXI is, but I love this blog.

Flotsam can suck on Jormungand's balls.

 
At 11:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great post. Looking forward to my single lost item ticket.

 
At 12:28 AM, Blogger notkesirahonest said...

Flotsam.

We don't read this because we think it's a real GM recounting real situations. We read them because it's damned funny. Geesh you sound like an emo teenager. Bitter at everything. Can't stand to see someone else enjoying themselves and feel the need to try and spoil it. Real or not, it takes talent to write well and make people laugh. GM dave has that talent. You obviously don't.

Just shut up and get your life in order.

 
At 1:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

least we forget in the middle of all this petty behavior....welcome back (gm) dave. wonderful to hear your voice again. my secret smile is now back in place.thank you.

 
At 4:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo i be wantin ta see where dat secret smile be at yo! izzit a vertical smile? i hope so holla!!!

 
At 5:15 AM, Blogger Philamon said...

Dave, please come to Hades. The gilsellers are too much and they need to be fed to Jormy. He wouldn't be stuck on a taru diet either...I know how lean elvaan meat is, so he could pick. Hell, I'd feed myself to him just as long as you could wipe those bastards out of sky x.x

 
At 5:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wodah said...
*sigh* People who make useless coments need to stop breathing.


Oh the irony.

Vatar said...
Maybe if you spent more time shutting your mouth than spouting off useless junk, then you'd find it funny, Flotsam. If I every find out who you are on the game, I'll come MPK you myself. I don't care if I get banned as long as you die.

Well since we are on different servers i dont guess that will ever happen.

Its just sad that ppl encourage bad behavior. There is only a couple of options here; 1 this person feels this way in real life and hopefully this is the medium in which to vent those frustrations, or 2 this person is over the edge and all these comments of encouragement are merely feeding to it.

 
At 5:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wodah said...
*sigh* People who make useless coments need to stop breathing.


Oh the irony.

Vatar said...
Maybe if you spent more time shutting your mouth than spouting off useless junk, then you'd find it funny, Flotsam. If I every find out who you are on the game, I'll come MPK you myself. I don't care if I get banned as long as you die.

Well since we are on different servers i dont guess that will ever happen.

Its just sad that ppl encourage bad behavior. There is only a couple of options here; 1 this person feels this way in real life and hopefully this is the medium in which to vent those frustrations, or 2 this person is over the edge and all these comments of encouragement are merely feeding to it.

 
At 6:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wodah said...
*sigh* People who make useless coments need to stop breathing.


Oh the irony.

Vatar said...
Maybe if you spent more time shutting your mouth than spouting off useless junk, then you'd find it funny, Flotsam. If I every find out who you are on the game, I'll come MPK you myself. I don't care if I get banned as long as you die.

Well since we are on different servers i dont guess that will ever happen.

Its just sad that ppl encourage bad behavior. There is only a couple of options here; 1 this person feels this way in real life and hopefully this is the medium in which to vent those frustrations, or 2 this person is over the edge and all these comments of encouragement are merely feeding to it.

 
At 6:01 AM, Blogger Elvean said...

haha well, others may say what they say.. I just love your acid comments..

But that's maybe also because I play WoW and not FF lol so I dont have to worry about getting deleted.
Even though the other day my PvP got activated on its own.. lol love the idea of someone able to do just that.
That is.. getting killed is no problem, getting deleted yes :)

 
At 6:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wodah said...
*sigh* People who make useless coments need to stop breathing.


Oh the irony.

Vatar said...
Maybe if you spent more time shutting your mouth than spouting off useless junk, then you'd find it funny, Flotsam. If I every find out who you are on the game, I'll come MPK you myself. I don't care if I get banned as long as you die.

Well since we are on different servers i dont guess that will ever happen.

Its just sad that ppl encourage bad behavior. There is only a couple of options here; 1 this person feels this way in real life and hopefully this is the medium in which to vent those frustrations, or 2 this person is over the edge and all these comments of encouragement are merely feeding to it.

 
At 6:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wodah said...
*sigh* People who make useless coments need to stop breathing.


Oh the irony.

Vatar said...
Maybe if you spent more time shutting your mouth than spouting off useless junk, then you'd find it funny, Flotsam. If I every find out who you are on the game, I'll come MPK you myself. I don't care if I get banned as long as you die.

Well since we are on different servers i dont guess that will ever happen.

Its just sad that ppl encourage bad behavior. There is only a couple of options here; 1 this person feels this way in real life and hopefully this is the medium in which to vent those frustrations, or 2 this person is over the edge and all these comments of encouragement are merely feeding to it.

 
At 6:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wodah said...
*sigh* People who make useless coments need to stop breathing.


Oh the irony.

Vatar said...
Maybe if you spent more time shutting your mouth than spouting off useless junk, then you'd find it funny, Flotsam. If I every find out who you are on the game, I'll come MPK you myself. I don't care if I get banned as long as you die.

Well since we are on different servers i dont guess that will ever happen.

Its just sad that ppl encourage bad behavior. There is only a couple of options here; 1 this person feels this way in real life and hopefully this is the medium in which to vent those frustrations, or 2 this person is over the edge and all these comments of encouragement are merely feeding to it.

 
At 7:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL holy hell thats a triple double post. LOL sorry i can't remove my own post.

 
At 7:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL holy hell thats a triple double post. LOL sorry i can't remove my own post.

 
At 10:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great fun, thank you all for that fucking loss of time.

 
At 10:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Flotsam you gleam with intelligence. Please start a blog? Maybe even post the links here? I mean, why keep reading [GM]Dave blogs when he doesn't even exist? Hell, I'll even donate for the cause! You know you want to! Oh that's right- you're a fucking idiot. If I hadn't have read all of your posts again, I just may have forgotten all about that. Sorry for getting everyone's hopes up.
Flotsam IN! MagicNinja OUT!

 
At 11:42 AM, Blogger tarinakarelia said...

"your items will be returned in 3-5 days"... LMAO!!!!!!!!! does Vanadiel have X-lax?? :P
Keep up the great work! cant wait for the fan package!

 
At 12:01 PM, Blogger Angelsilver said...

Actually flotsam... You can delete your own posts! Login to your blogger account, one way is to just use your login with a blank post and hit preview.

You will get and error about the blank post. Just ignore it.

Look for all your posts and hit the little trash can under the text. You have to do this for each post.

Do so now...
>.>
<.<
Done?

...

I can explain again or you could scroll up and reread.

...

Ok! good luck.

 
At 1:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

flotsam, if you don't enjoy reading this, then stop. Real or not, this is the funniest thing i have read in awhile. I found a link about 3 days ago on allak, and haven't stop reading it. Now I do hate senseless violence, but maybe you should speak with jormy.

 
At 5:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh... this should be good.

"Characters with antisocial or profane names are also prohibited."

Goodbye, emo Dark Knights :)

 
At 6:18 PM, Blogger Eirwen said...

The jormy part made me rofl. XDDD

 
At 12:44 PM, Blogger Kikadper said...

At first I was like ... But then, I lol'd.

Flotsam, I swear, some sort of pokemon like object of a name, or whatever you are, I have the whole "ppl" concept. Typing ppl means you're a total nubsauce. Here's a whole lot of haet.

 
At 11:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Its just sad that ppl encourage bad behavior. There is only a couple of options here; 1 this person feels this way in real life and hopefully this is the medium in which to vent those frustrations, or 2 this person is over the edge and all these comments of encouragement are merely feeding to it." -flotsam

Someone's got a psychology PhD!

Only they lost it in a sewer or something. Yeah. That's what happened.

 
At 11:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

But look! I can have a psychology PhD too! *puts on a hat with "psychologist" scribbled on it* Anyone who claims that the writer of a fictional blog set to entertain is frustrated or crazy is being introspective and looking upon themselves. And I declare, because I have a PhD in psychology, that anyone who makes a comment about making comments about making comments about blogs is silly and should just pick a side and kick the ass of the other side.

And what side shall it be? Flotsam's side or... everyone who's not a retard? Of course, there's the third side; the side of "I don't give a flying fuck and instead of wasting my time on the internet arguing about various things I'll go about my merry way," but I prefer to waste my time on the internet arguing with an asshole who for some reason seems to have a vendetta against fiction.

 
At 4:21 AM, Blogger WHM of Death said...

After reading about the additonal 7700 banned accounts ...now we all know what [GM]Dave has been up to!!

[GM]Dave to the rescue as always. Please tell us about one of your 'Kills" please

 
At 4:23 AM, Blogger WHM of Death said...

After reading about the additonal 7700 banned accounts ...now we all know what [GM]Dave has been up to!!

[GM]Dave to the rescue as always. Please tell us about one of your 'Kills" please

 
At 8:07 AM, Blogger zerombr said...

hey Dave, I'm curious what you think about the taxable gil policies that the gov't is probably going to instigate


http://www.gamespot.com/news/6162654.html

 
At 2:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

my bf linked me to this as he is a fan of urs Dave. And it is funny as all get out but.... I had to say while i appreciate how irritating gamers are, being a noob my self the superiority complex many gamers suffer from astounds me. It's funny to rag on a dope but not so sweet when u are new and being the dope. I hope u keep a sense of humor and *shrug* try a little tenderness.

 
At 2:49 AM, Blogger notkesirahonest said...

I dunno why but most GM's I've spoken to seem like automated morons (sorry dave)

I had to call one last night for an ls member who was 'stuck' and couldn't do it himself. Don't get me wrong, the GM was polite, but, stiff. His tells were painfully obviously a standard reply, probably even a macro. Infact most of his replies bore no relevance to what I had said lol, they were literally so contrived.


oh well lol. Made me laugh anyway. Kinda like talking to one of those telesales people who work off a script.

 
At 7:58 PM, Blogger John Murray said...

Its kinda sad how bland the fiction has become. The old stories were funny and focused on what we all wish WOULD happen to morons who play MMOG's. Now it seems to focus on "Players says something, dave says no, and kills them." Wheres the fun in this? I can only hope the writer can find someplace to get some new ideas from!

 
At 8:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey dave, just thought I'd leave a comment and say, hope you had a good christmas

 
At 4:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, i'm just here to defend James and his friend. No, i'm not james, anyways, it's not funny to say such things and waste ur time reading about him, sure go and enjoy yourself, by the way, by saying that someone is a retard, means he really sucks at english. And anyways, the people that keep saying you fail at life! ya sure, you havn't meeted them yet. My brother gave me this adress, and i went in on it, and readed about the things James said. I can't really understand how you can defend [GM]Dave, you all know it's not for real, seriously. I think he's just a stupid fag never reached level 75 and kept bragging that he's a GM, i bet you heard a Gm's problem and decided to start a blogg about it, you can't say people fail at life, i mean wtf. Your working in a game for god sake. You're the one that fail at life. I bet most will defend [Newbie]Dave, and say that i fail at life etc. Sure say that, but it's not true. I have a wonderful life. By the way i'm from sweden, make up something about that, please. I mean you keep making up things, just make up something else about this post.

By the way Dave, you sir, fail at life. That ain't a lie anyways, sorry.
Gl with your thief or whatever class you're playing, james.

 
At 10:26 PM, Blogger luther349 said...

people who call this fake was never a game gm. i was and i tell you what you just wanna kill everyone by the end of the day.

 
At 1:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure, he didn't do theese things, he's just a normal GM telling how he feels, but he don't dare to do thoose things because then he loose his job, The other "GM"'s can check the logs and then they know who he is, it can't exist theese things, seriously. If someone reports him he loose his job, and i bet many people should have reported him by now if he did thoose things he did.

 
At 1:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Luther, please read all comments before typing. It's to stupid, and i guess u were GM for like Counter-strike or Cheater-strike, am i right? :)

 
At 2:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And by the way, i created theese accounts to defend people, and just say how stupid you guys are. I mean come on, if he were a real GM he wouldn't do theese things, He would be banned a long time ago. He must makes the other GM's get lots of GM calls because people wonders if he exists. Yes he may exist, but he don't do thoose things. And Zephyer, you're just weird, totally.

 
At 8:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously, you are the kind of people who tells a 5 year old that Santa and the Easter Bunny aren't real. Just read and enjoy the stories, real or not, its still funny as hell.

 
At 8:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, did you say that you created all these accounts to protect people. You did this cause you're bored, lonely, and upset that someone beat you to this idea, real or not. All complaints can be forwarded to our complaints department, would you like to speak with them............

 
At 5:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know... taken off of the FFXI website:

Game Masters, or GMs, are on hand to address any issues players may experience in the game 24 hours a day.

Note the word any, something to think about.

 
At 5:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok ok, I thought about it, and banning the person with the issue in a way does resolve the issue. In the sense that the issue no longer has any relevance. -_-

 
At 7:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love your work, Dave, this is the most awesome blog I've ever read.
Keep up the good work, you put a smile on all of our faces.
When it comes down to the schmoes that don't like your blog, they don't have to read it. If only I could find a ban-button in here too.

You are number 1, end of discussion. Without you unintelligent life, as we know it today, wouldn't exist. It would be severly worse!

 
At 7:40 PM, Blogger Otis said...

Well I switched to Guild Wars. FFXI just can't keep my interest.

I'll still read your posts, when you make them. I love 'em.

 
At 4:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I play WoW and ive been reading this since the start and never understood a thing of ff but 1 thing is certain... this blog is funny as hell

 
At 9:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really enjoy reading your posts, Dave. Hope the muse strikes you and you start posting regularly again. If not, many thanks for much entertainment. I hope you had as much fun writing as your fans have had reading the Adventures of a Game Master.

 
At 10:12 PM, Blogger nano said...

With constant comments like these humourless people who can't enjoy a lighthearted take on a GM's life, I can see why you need a break. It's strange that similar idiotic comments rarely appear in Goblin Smithy's blog. I guess saying 'Goblin Smithy isn't real!' is just a bit too retarded even for these folks, though I'm far from sure of that.

Enjoy your break Dave, have a happy new year and all the best wishes.

 
At 2:25 AM, Blogger Blkdragongirl of Fairy said...

I miss Dave.

Happy New Year sucks w/o a drunken gm party ending in googillions of gillsellers being fed to jormy.

 
At 5:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

[GM]Dave, I've been reading your blogs forever.
They make me smile.
I've also started using "retarded" more in my everyday vocabulary.
It's beautiful!
I even made a blogger account just to say that you rock my socks to New Engand and back.

J'adoreā™„

 
At 11:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I miss Dave...

Bonus pack was awesome, but it saddens me to see no activity AT ALL. So what if you don't have a story? SOmething must of happened you can make light of!

 
At 1:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOLLA BACK YOUNGIN WOOOOO WOOOOOO!! HOLLA BACK YUNGIN WOOOWOOOOOOO!!!! mad azz skillz up in herrr up in herr!! yall gun make me go all owt up in herrr up in herrrr!!!! w00tay w0000000!!!!

 
At 1:36 AM, Blogger TdT said...

The Ultimate Final Fantasy Fan Parody

http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/clips/the-ultimate-final-fantasy-fan-parody-225357.php

http://www.retardism.com/collegesaga/mainopen.htm

 
At 7:01 AM, Blogger TdT said...

and of course the wow from southpark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MywN5nSJhkA

 
At 1:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

davesucks said... "...sure go and enjoy yourself, by the way, by saying that someone is a retard, means he really sucks at english..."

Oh really? look what you typed

davesucks said... "...the people that keep saying you fail at life! ya sure, you havn't meeted them yet..."

Isn't it met?
and also you wrote

davesucks said... "...and i went in on it, and readed about the things James said..."

isn't it read?

davesucks said... "...I bet most will defend [Newbie]Dave..."

how original... :)

daveisafag said... "...i guess u were GM for like Counter-strike or Cheater-strike..."

haha real funny that was a knee slapper hahah... NOT! cause it really wasn't funny at all...

 
At 3:39 PM, Blogger DJP3DRO said...

"ya sure, you havn't meeted them yet."

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LERN TU SPEL N00B.

 
At 2:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yar... telling other people to learn correct english and also flotsam ur an idiot too u posted the same thing 5 times... jesus christ, i dont think any of us here should be talking smack about each other cause everyone has their flaws... but i'm just pointing it out to the people who was offensive to gmdave because whether or not he is real it doesn't matter so long as he knows who he is...

 
At 6:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

kikadper said... "...Flotsam, I swear, some sort of pokemon like object of a name, or whatever you are..."

actually its neopets, i used to play it, but then someone hacked it and i quit :(

 
At 6:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

kikadper said... "...Flotsam, I swear, some sort of pokemon like object of a name, or whatever you are..."

actually its neopets, i used to play it, but then someone hacked it and i quit :(

 
At 11:42 PM, Blogger Goblin Butcher said...

The amount of double postage in these comments is overwhelming.

 
At 1:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol at least i didn't repost 6 times :O

 
At 1:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right.

I may not have made this blogger account just to reply to [GM]Dave's blog, but it did strike me as one of the most important features of Blogger.com.

[GM]Dave, hear my plea...
I am one of your devoted fans. I check this blog once a day, every day. I do not know why you don't post new stories of retardedness and dragons, but it is worrying to say the least. Have you decided to stop writing? Or is it other things that prevent you from making us laugh?

Come back to us, [GM]Dave, and show us the way once more.

 
At 4:31 PM, Blogger Pixie said...

Mr. [GM]Dave I have a pretty bottle of Scotch here with your name on it. Looook at how pretty it is. Look at the glow ... ok now all you need to do for this pretty bottle of scotch is to tell us one of your tales you know the funny ones with Susan or Jormy ... either or ... we just miss you so much.

Then you get this nice little bottle of scotch. Okeys?

 
At 4:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

huhuhuhuhooolllaaaaaa!!!!! yo yo yo up in diz bizzle der iz mad fizzle cuz cricka cricka crizzle dumbooleealafizzle fuh junga jizzle burrupa mizzle ungajunga dizzle, rizzle!!!! ooooh snap check owt diz nikka dat can rap! hollllaaa bbbaaaaaaccccccccccckkk!!!!! wessiddddeeee!! w00t w00t 2007 baby wooo!!

 
At 6:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dave come back. You where my inspiration to start writing about my work. Come back.

 
At 11:32 PM, Blogger TdT said...

Hmm, maybe there is now a [GM]Dave Junior.
And im sure he/she is a little Jormy :-)

 
At 4:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hm...Anyone think he is coming back? Been checking back occasionally. [GM]Dave is gone~

 
At 6:11 PM, Blogger Natch said...

token black guy said...
huhuhuhuhooolllaaaaaa!!!!! yo yo yo up in diz bizzle der iz mad fizzle cuz cricka cricka crizzle dumbooleealafizzle fuh junga jizzle burrupa mizzle ungajunga dizzle, rizzle!!!! ooooh snap check owt diz nikka dat can rap! hollllaaa bbbaaaaaaccccccccccckkk!!!!! wessiddddeeee!! w00t w00t 2007 baby wooo!!


Gesundheit.

 
At 2:28 PM, Blogger paduse said...

WTF Dave?

are you ill?
incarcerated?
deceased?
or even worse... out of material?

A month is an awful long time to go updateless. I'd be missing you a lot more if I hadn't switched to WoW, but for what it's worth, I'd still like to see you back.

Later,

Paduse

 
At 8:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quick! Someone get on FFXI and do stupid shit!


Prank Call a GM!

Scam everyone within 50 ft. of the Auction House!

DO SOMETHING TO GET HIM BACK!

 
At 10:58 AM, Blogger Craig said...

paduse said:
I'd be missing you a lot more if I hadn't switched to WoW


If Dave were dead, that in itself would bring him back to wreak havoc.

 
At 7:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you think a few donations could bring him back?

Quick everyone! Empty your pockets!

 
At 9:50 AM, Blogger DJP3DRO said...

Poke him with a stick! See if he's dead!

 
At 4:24 AM, Blogger Sebb said...

I sure could use that Dave right now.

Oh...
And if you're dead....
Happy funeral.

 
At 5:57 PM, Blogger Shitomato said...

Enough is enough, almost a month and not a single msg. I know is Christmas and all but...

I will quit reading your post as of today.

good luck

 
At 6:00 PM, Blogger Shitomato said...

1/14/07

 
At 6:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ davesucks

wow thats the exact same post you put for another thread.....are we having creativity issue????

 
At 1:56 AM, Blogger Naritori said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

 
At 1:58 AM, Blogger Naritori said...

This is "[GM]Dave"'s wife I'm sorry to tell you guys but "Dave" died in a tragic car accident on his way to his parent's house for Christmas. T_T

 
At 5:32 AM, Blogger Venomholder said...

im so sorry about Daves death, I really liked him and this tears me apart, he was my insperation, im sorry for your lose Susan....

 
At 6:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do hope that's not true. Sadly we can't tell, as its exactly the kind of comment some of the people here would post.
Until we know more, the vigil continues....

DB

 
At 7:40 AM, Blogger luther349 said...

dave dead on christmas the chances of that are relly low thers like no traffic. and if it was his wife you think she would be able to update the main site if it was true. sad if it is thow.

 
At 12:28 PM, Blogger shingui of cerberus said...

Naritori said...
This is "[GM]Dave"'s wife I'm sorry to tell you guys but "Dave" died in a tragic car accident on his way to his parent's house for Christmas. T_T

Doubt this is true since a widdow wouldnt leave the comment with a T_T also she would update the main menu but damn dave come back to us!!!

 
At 12:32 PM, Blogger paduse said...

I think rehab is a bit more likely... Drunks never die in car crashes.

 
At 3:40 PM, Blogger Naritori said...

Actually I just found out how to use that emotion thing.Also "Dave" never left his username and password on the computer saved to update the main page.

 
At 5:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, its hard to believe.... since every time you type his name its in quotation marks....

Maybe theres a logical reason behind this or I'm just too tired and stupid at the moment from getting owned at a BCNM to see it lol.

 
At 9:30 PM, Blogger luther349 said...

lets also not forget her name is susan lol not Naritori

 
At 11:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You all are bastards if you say Dave died. That would really suck if he did. Dave is hilarious and very creative with his stories. The world would have lost a great mind and an amazing story teller. Come back soon Dave roaring with awesome story of banning or times at the office.

 
At 4:39 AM, Blogger Naritori said...

Do you think he would actually give out his real name or his wife's real name?

 
At 5:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

three reasons for Dave not to be dead.

1: A comment has been deleted after John and Shitomato's posts.

2: His wife would probably give more info about his death. "My husband died, yeah that sucked :(" doesn't look that authentic really.

3: He's awesome.

 
At 6:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup and naritori said she did not have his password to change the main page with the news.

If you come back dave ill buy FFX1 just so you can ban me

 
At 8:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo dave iz dead yo. i kilt hiz azz cuz he banned me. AGAIN. hiz wife dont be carin cuz im dickin her up errday now!!! hollllllaaaa she luv da big blak dik wootay w00000!!!

 
At 9:44 AM, Blogger legolias said...

Dave, comment back to tell us what the hell is going on. That is all.

 
At 11:01 AM, Blogger Soren said...

Another reason it's highly unbelievable you're "Dave"'s wife, is because you only posted on this blog. He's got two.

 
At 4:32 PM, Blogger Drescher the Great said...

Come back, [GM]Dave! And fuck all those who dare accuse him of being dead. Or say stupid things, like Token Black Guy. Retards.

I miss your updates. Still think they're funny. Hope you're doing good.

/salute

 
At 5:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

considering he posted on FFXIOnline on 1/10/2007... I doubt that he died.

So far he hasn't 'quit' either, though I wouldn't be surprised if he announces a quit or large-scale cutback soon.

 
At 7:28 AM, Blogger Pasquale said...

Hey,

Since Dave seems to be gone, I figured I'd shamelessly plug my ffxi blog, 'The Adventures of a Guy... Afraid of Adventures.' (http://pasqualeffxi.blogspot.com)

It's a disaster blog and I've gotten a lot of great feedback, so if you're looking for something new, check it out.

Start here:
http://pasqualeffxi.blogspot.com/2006/07/death-do-you-have-it.html
It's definatly my favorite entry.

Thanks,
-Pas

 
At 1:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Theres always my blog too, but it doesn't seem like it gets many visits. I'll have a look at yours now Pasquale :)

 
At 12:34 AM, Blogger TdT said...

So, do you remember the post were Susan admited that she did something wrong? And there was this xmas & newyear thing, with its punsch and mulled wines...
So what I think is that our [GM]Dave, drunk from the happines (read: sickness), all the love (read: "damn, still dont have presents") and the cooperation with others (and we know all, what dave thinks about other people) was sitting at home and started to play WOW...
You know, just a little try. Only to see, how much it sucks. Only that one quest. And of course the other one. Oh! There is a sequel! And an other one... Year, I`m lvl 10 now! Hmmm, how long will it take to bring me up to lvl60?
Damn, cant write in my blog! Cant tell them about it. Anyway, lvl 11...

 
At 2:05 PM, Blogger dudeman said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

 
At 1:44 AM, Blogger ZaneLear said...

This is a very interesting blog, I much never read blogs, but your's is probly the most clever and probly the most funniest out of all blogs that I have seen out there, keep up the good work and I will keep on reading.

 
At 4:34 AM, Blogger imorame said...

Lol. If you played WoW you could kill people and not get banned for it. GM Dave should be a gm in WoW, you literally cant get fired for doing anything to people. Im a gm for WoW, I know this lol. It's wonderful =)

 

Post a Comment

<< Home