Ba Dum Pssshhh
Okay, I'll admit it. Today was not my best day.I was up all night playing FFXII and I was very, very tired this morning. I was not in the mood to listen to people bitch and moan.
Instead, I decided to just drive people insane.
[GM]Dave>> Hail, Adventurer.
[GM]Dave>> Want to hear a joke?
Player>> No... Not really.
Player>> I kind of have a serious...
[GM]Dave>> A Dark Knight walks into a bar...
[GM]Dave>> And the bar defeats the Dark Knight.
Player>> ...
[GM]Dave>> What would you get if a Taru and a Galka could mate?
Player>> I don't know.
[GM]Dave>> A pretty sore Taru.
Player>> ...
Player>> That's not really funny.
[GM]Dave>> What's the only thing worse than a gil seller?
Player>> ... I don't know.
[GM]Dave>> I couldn't think of one either.
Player>> Please stop.
Player>> I need help with som...
[GM]Dave>> Did you know I used to work at a slaughterhouse?
Player>> ... No.
[GM]Dave>> I learned to use a hammer.
Player>> ...
[GM]Dave>> Moo... Thunk.
Player>> That's... That's disgusting.
[GM]Dave>> Eh, it wasn't that bad.
[GM]Dave>> I always felt bad for the guy who made the chicken nuggets.
[GM]Dave>> Those baby chicks just won't sit still.
Player>> ...
Player>> Stop.
Player>> Please stop.
[GM]Dave>> I had a magic kit when I was a kid.
[GM]Dave>> It had all of these cool tricks and a door with a lock.
[GM]Dave>> Unfortunately, I lost the key.
[GM]Dave>> That poor, poor bunny.
Player>> I'm going to go now.
[GM]Dave>> A DRG, a PLD, and a BLM are in Garlaige.
[GM]Dave>> They come up to a locked door, but can't get it open.
Player>> You can stop now.
Player>> I'm logging out.
[GM]Dave>> They try to find a way to open it with no luck.
[GM]Dave>> Suddenly, the DRG picks up the BLM...
[GM]Dave>> And smashes him into the door.
[GM]Dave>> The PLD says "CHRIST! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
[GM]Dave>> The DRG says "Isn't that what we do? Just throw BLMs at any problem?"
[GM]Dave>> Funny, huh?
[GM]Dave>> Hello?
Your tell could not be received. The other player has logged out, uninstalled the game and is right now using a power drill to purge their brain.
That was oddly satisfying.
posted by Goblin Smithy @ 11:04 AM
8 Comments:
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That was the most random thing I've read all morning.
Oh
Day
Yam
[GM]Dave needs a nap.
/em hands [GM]Dave a blanky & a teddy bear
The DRG PLD BLM joke was awesome. One of the few "job job job" jokes I've heard that wasn't just an ethnic joke with search & replace. Love your work, keep it up. :D
{Sleep} {Do you need it?}
Moo.. thunk.
I lol'd at that!
I have a bad feeling that something bad is going to happen to bad people everywhere.
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