Tuesday, October 10, 2006

A Hard Decision

I spent a great deal of time this weekend reflecting on things and I've come to a conclusion.

I really haven't enjoyed writing this blog for some time now. It's becoming increasingly more frustrating having to try and crank out an update each and every night only to have people throw it back in my face and tell me it's not funny.

This blog was supposed to be fun and enjoyable. Something to make me laugh while giving you something to read.

Because of the way things have gone, it feels more like a job than a hobby and one that I honestly do not enjoy.

Thus, I have decided to stop writing this blog.

I will always appreciate those readers that took the time to drop me a line or make a comment to give me some support. I know I'm not the best writer (or even a good one according to some), but it was always nice to know someone liked it.

I hope you enjoyed reading these stories as much as I enjoyed writing them.


Just kidding.

Oh, c'mon. That was funny.

Put the gun down.

As if I could let you guys wallow in an existence without [GM]Dave. That would just be inhumane.

Anyway, on with the show.

Seriously. Put the gun down.

After such a craptacular weekend, it was honestly nice to be able to sit down and play again.

Nothing can take care of your troubles like a nice, relaxing session of partying.

Unfortunately, my party today was neither nice nor relaxing.

Hmm... How would I describe my party today?

Oh, yes.


How many people saw that one coming?

I joined this party and right away, I had a feeling something was wrong. I did a quick check of my party members and was not surprised to find out I was right.

[GM]Dave>> Umm...
[GM]Dave>> Why don't we have a White Mage?
Leader>> It's okay.
Leader>> I've got a Summoner on the way.
[GM]Dave>> That's weird.
[GM]Dave>> I don't remember asking about a Summoner.
[GM]Dave>> I thought I asked about a White Mage.
Leader>> The Summoner is going to heal.

Oh lord.

We've all been in that party where the leader makes a decision like this. You have that feeling that you're going to die, but at the same time, it could possibly work.

So you stay.

At certain levels, a Summoner can actually be an adequate healer.

Just don't confuse the word "can" with the word "will".

I know a lot of Summoners hate to heal. I mean they decided to play Summoner, not White Mage.

I mean, White Mages usually sub Black Mage, but we don't ask them to stand in the back and nuke rather than healing.

And we don't ask the Dark Knights to tank just because they have Warrior subbed. That would take their attention away from standing in the front and missing.

Now, I can tell many of you think this is going to be a Summoner-healer rant about some retard who was too good to be a healer.

It's not.

Man, if a Summoner doesn't want to heal, that's cool by me. It's his choice.

[GM]Dave>> Does he know he's going to be main healing?
Leader>> Yeah.
Leader>> He said he would heal in his search comment.

No, no. Today's rant is about people who agree to heal and then do a shitty job of it.

And then bitch about it.

I don't know if a bunch of really crappy White Mages decided to become really crappy Summoners or if maybe becoming a Summoner may involve several blows to the head, but a lot of Summoners that CAN heal just DON'T heal well.

So, this Summoner gets to camp and I am surprisingly optimistic. His gear isn't great, but it is passable.

And he's wearing pants.

You may laugh, but I'm pretty sure every one of us has had a mage show up without pants before.

I started to think that this could actually work.

Five minutes later, I once again realize why I don't like people.

Let me set the stage for you. We have a Ninja tanking. For those of you who don't know, Ninjas tank by using magic.

Some of the mobs we're fighting like to cast Silence on players.

Now, let's do some math.

Silence + Ninja Tank = Dead Party

But even a terrible White Mage is smart enough to cast Silena to remove the Silence, right?


Of course they are.

Unfortunately, we didn't have a terrible White Mage.

We had a terrible Summoner.

Five minutes go by and my whole party is face down in the dirt.


[GM]Dave>> What the hell is wrong with you?
[GM]Dave>> Why aren't you casting Silena?
Summoner>> I'm just supposed to heal.
[GM]Dave>> Do you have Silena?
Summoner>> Yeah.
[GM]Dave>> And don't you think using it might be...
[GM]Dave>> Oh, I don't know...
[GM]Dave>> HELPFUL?!
Summoner>> I'm not a White Mage.
Summoner>> I'm a Summoner.
[GM]Dave>> I don't care if you're a wood elf.
[GM]Dave>> If you have Silena, CAST SILENA!
Summoner>> This isn't my fault.
[GM]Dave>> How is this not your fault?
[GM]Dave>> Who's fault is it?
Summoner>> You should have picked up a White Mage.
Summoner>> I don't even like main healing.
[GM]Dave>> Then why did you agree to heal?
Summoner>> Well, I really wanted a party.
[GM]Dave>> ...
[GM]Dave>> This is what a tumor feels like.

After that, we sat down and had a long, serious discussion on the role of a Summoner as a main healer. We listened to each person's opinions and then came to a concensus and mutual resolution.


As if I would do that!

Yeah, I just fed him to Jormy.

If you don't want to heal, then don't. That's cool.

But you can't agree to be main healer and then turn retarded.

That just doesn't work for me.


At 1:00 PM, Blogger [GM]Dave said...

Before you even start, yes I realize I am completely evil.

At 1:10 PM, Blogger moofaloof said...


At 1:11 PM, Blogger Naritori said...

That made me laugh in the inside
I would laugh outside but I'm sick at the momment keep up the good work.

At 1:12 PM, Blogger OC said...

Exceelent again [GM] Dave, that first part had me worried. Who care how evil you are two wrongs make a right. Right?

At 1:23 PM, Blogger moofaloof said...

damn you freaks are fast

At 1:24 PM, Blogger Drescher the Great said...

That scared me. I rarely post a comment, but I find this blog pretty funny. And I really hope it doesn't end.


You are truly evil, sir.
And awesome.

At 1:37 PM, Blogger Ryuusuke said...

lol great story as usual good to see u back.

btw the begining of that post scared the hell out of me :P

At 1:39 PM, Blogger Iboughtafish said...

No, i was about to die!

At 1:46 PM, Blogger phuriedae said...

You know, as much as it is your life and your right to quit whenever the hell you like, and though I'd be quite capable of surviving without this blog...I have to say I thanked God - um, you. You - out loud when I saw it was a joke. I've never found it unfunny, but even if you were having an off-day, it's also smart and interesting and those are rare qualities in a blog!

Besides, my brother's sense of humour has improved in leaps and bounds since I started making him read it. He's almost funny now.

Thanks for continuing, Your Evilness!

At 1:49 PM, Blogger VinnieThe(retired)Foot said...

I just walked into my brothers room, finding him dead to with a self inflicted gun-shot wound to the head. Look up on the screen, I see your Blog. I start to read.

"let's see , [GM]Dave ..... yaad yada yada......more like a job..... WTF!"

Thank the lord I read faster than my brother (I was at your /goodbye pic with the Glock to my temple).

You sick, twisted, evil bastard............
Don't ever stop.

At 1:51 PM, Blogger WHM of Death said...

[GM]Dave i bow down in respect to your evil ways....long may your reign. Make's me think of what you will teach the lil' demon-spawn

At 1:58 PM, Blogger Rogue said...

omg!!!! you (Bastard Sword) scared the crap out of me at the start!!!! Geez man dont do that to a homie... A world with out [GM]Dave is just.... whats the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah retarded!!! Boss man you are awesome. So awesome that the gods of Vana'diel tremble before you... everyone stop laughing.... seriously... stop laughing...

At 1:59 PM, Blogger Meshuggah said...

I almost shat bricks. Not in a good way either. NEVAR JOKE LIKE THAT! EVAR!

At 2:04 PM, Blogger Isaac20 said...

Holy...Shit...You evil bastard...When I read the start, I fell out of my chair. Then when I scrolled down to hit the comment link I saw that there was more... I freaking thanked god at least ten times before I read on. You are a freaking genius, [GM]Dave, a freaking genius.

At 2:27 PM, Blogger Ginner_Ben said...

I'm with everyone else.






Still gonna be reading the blog though :) You had me worried there. I assume Goblin Smithy'll still be around too?

At 2:42 PM, Blogger Zarquon said...

Boy, I'm glad someone finally brought up the SMN thing. I'm pretty sure the trauma starts when they decide to try to find the Ruby in the first place, wandering around Qufim for days trying to find it porbably gets to them after a while.

At 2:45 PM, Blogger Belsire said...

Oh man was I worried. I've enjoyed reading this blog since I started back in... what was it... July? I enjoyed it so much that I actually went back to see the posts before then.

I'm glad to see that you're out of your funk though. Keep up the great work!

At 2:57 PM, Blogger Shadow said...

Yeah, I just started leveling summoner last week. A party asked me to main heal in the dunes at lvl 10.....that didn't happen.

However, I do sub white mage. Do you know why? No, not so I can heal other people (much), but because I took a page out of [GM]Dave's book. If everyone else dies, which does tend to happen in the dunes, I can call a spirit to distract the mob, and run like a pansy towards the nearest zone while healing myself.

That being said, if I do see someone who needs Poisona (which I do have) then I'll cast it on them.

If they haven't been retarted in the last 10 minutes.

At 2:58 PM, Blogger Adventure Dood said...

[GM] Dave...... I hate you. Don't pull that shit on me ever again. I'm already dealing with a beloved linkshell falling apart as it is... that thing you wrote almost made me quit the game altogether.

Do you feel important and/or appreciated yet?

At 3:01 PM, Blogger Cruven said...

lol. i choose to not really train my whitemage job because of the healing aspect. I know that healing is needed and all i just think id do a shitty job of it. And since i don't train Whitemage..my Blackmage seems stuck at level 13..and i think i could try to get Summoner upto level 10 at least. Hell Summoner was the reason i got FFXI..but im more addicted to Samurai and Dragoon.

Good job dave feedin him to jormy. I was in a party that had..a Summoner..a Black mage/whm..and a Rdm. The other two did more healing then the summoner did who was supposed to be main heal. Of course i was a Monk and somehow i ended up main tank. Im still tryin to work out how i managed it (i usually die as main tank)

At 3:27 PM, Blogger Griffon Zero said...

Stop with the "first" posts. I swear, I am going to kill you, your mom, any women who thought it'd be a good idea to be with you, then I will kill you next. Just stop. I am serious. It's not even funny or cool. You just look retarded.

You're one crazy mother ******, GM Dave. I almost shot myself there, my girlfriend was about to scream bloody mary all over the place.

At 3:36 PM, Blogger tarinakarelia said...

And we don't ask the Dark Knights to tank just because they have Warrior subbed. That would take their attention away from standing in the front and missing.

LMAO!!!! great.. just great!

also, shadow:
If everyone else dies, which does tend to happen in the dunes, I can call a spirit to distract the mob, and run like a pansy towards the nearest zone while healing myself.
.. you are a credit to vanadiel :) wish u were on Lakshmi lol (oh shut up yes there's actually people there)

At 3:40 PM, Blogger Axit said...

Dude...you scared the crap out of me at first...

Nice comeback with people who cause tumors in an instant >_>

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At 3:44 PM, Blogger Valle said...

Bwahahahahaha! Best post ever! Seriously!

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At 4:06 PM, Blogger ColdhartedRagnarok said...

dave, this was awesome... you really had me scared after the picture thing..

At 4:22 PM, Blogger Aerisrannara of Fairy said...

O_O .... that about sums it up... O_O.

well at least reading up to the /wave picture.

It would be a sad cold day if you quit writing this blog..

Keep up the evil work!

At 4:22 PM, Blogger creature124 said...

...dont scare me like that....

At 4:22 PM, Blogger Arkaine said...

'sif you would leave your loyal fansboys.


At 4:52 PM, Blogger User Error said...

I almosted cried after the first bit.
oh well and thank you for yet another great story!

At 5:05 PM, Blogger Pi said...

My hand hurts...

because I punched the wall just reading the goodbye comment. You seriously had me there. I thank God you didn't stop

At 5:21 PM, Blogger Grenade71822 said...

I will go ahead and say it. You are a evil person. So what else is new. And since i dont play FFXI can you post a pic of jormy dealing 10,000+ damge to some poor little gilseller/retard.

At 5:46 PM, Blogger Tyrak said...

That was the scariest thing I have ever read. I might have nightmares tonight.

But damn it was funny

At 5:46 PM, Blogger Urgpurg said...

Geniously evil indeed:) Wish i had a dragon to feed all my customers too:(

At 6:02 PM, Blogger SmashHippo said...

You're a big hero of mine dave! Finally decided to post after being a frequent reader. All you ffxi ppl give my blog a look just something i decided to put together because i was bored.

At 6:06 PM, Blogger okccameron said...

a few things. I dont play ffxi or w/e, but usually your stories are funny, if they dont get redundant. that was a cheap shot about quitting though.

At 6:24 PM, Blogger SmashHippo said...

lol >.< my blog is helpdesknoob.blogspot.com oops

At 6:30 PM, Blogger Manabu said...

Haha! Okay, I was so scared for a moment D: and i hate you for scaring me like that.. but it was hilarious afterwards.

I will always read your blog, you are awesome.

At 7:18 PM, Blogger Naritori said...

actually I wasn't fast I woke up then got on the computer then checked here and I got lucky.

At 8:01 PM, Blogger StealthBomber said...

I spoiled my pants.


lol seriously that was sweet dave.

At 8:25 PM, Blogger Slaneyder said...


That was awesome.

At 8:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not funny! My heart broke thinking GM Dave would be no more. That's just mean. You're a bad bad man and I'm glad you're back.

At 9:04 PM, Blogger Madmidget said...

I started reading this and my hreat droped and grabed the gun then had to sit it dwn to laugh my ead off at the actile I love ya blog man give me a laugh when i need and in a bad mood dont ever pull that again lol or i`ll take the gun on you lol

At 9:06 PM, Blogger J0eCool said...

Wow. You sir, are an evil bastard.

Also, Sephiroth kills Aeris.

And by the way, Mario saves the princess at the end.

At 9:33 PM, Blogger Pixie said...

Dave I should kill you but you make me laugh so damn hard ... <3 and ginger cookies to you!

At 9:48 PM, Blogger Seritle said...

Man, the only thing that keeps me staying with Final Fantasy XI is your blog, [GM]Dave. I mean seriously, I've been having some pretty harsh times not cancelling my account. I mean this was my first, and no one forgets their first. I'm hoping one day your blog pushes my drive into overdrive and that I start wanting to play again. In the meantime, I suppose SWG will have to be the one to pick up the pieces. *ouch*

At 9:54 PM, Blogger Esined said...

Well I ALWAYS knew I am the gullible type...

YOU have just confirmed it for me yet again. I cannot be in denial.

That being said when you duped me into thinking you where leaving, I had a sad, pathetic, ....retarted, look on my face (And I didnt even need a mirror to know this coz I felt how stupid I looked yea). I was thinking awww what would be words of farewell I could say to be worthy of THE [GM]Dave...

Then I saw below the pic...

AND YES!!! I actually Laughed at myself for being all of the above >.<

I however was retarded enuf to be duped by your BS, AT LEAST I am not the retard who says OMG first fucking post -.-t GAWD! STFU!

At 10:03 PM, Blogger Citizen Bleys said...

I'm a BOFH fanboy and I find the Goblin Smithy blog funnier. Nevertheless, this one's funny enough to keep working with.

At 10:25 PM, Blogger Yunosuke said...

At least be fucking useful if you're going to be the healer, dammit. :<

At 11:14 PM, Blogger Trigger said...

I think i was about to cry. I felt so guilty about not leaving you happy little comments about how amazing you were...

Glad I dont have to do that anymore.

At 12:25 AM, Blogger Tarage said...


You have no idea how I tire of saying "I'm a SMN for a REASON."

I agree that those SMNs who agree to heal should know what the hell they are doing. Usually, I fall into the catagory of knowing what the hell I'm doing, but if I ever end up doing something wrong, because of the fact that I am not an experenced WHM, I usually say "Oh, okay, I can do that" rather than "I don't do that."

But seriously, thank you. If I could sub BLM, I would. Some days... I think SE hates SMNs more than DRGs, DRKs, BSTs, and PUPs.

Days like that I simply take out Fenrir and go beat up on bunnies. Nothing more satisfying that killing bunnies that beat me up when I was level 1 with an overpowered God-Wolf.

At 2:08 AM, Blogger Fircefairy said...

DAMN...You evil bastard! I was upset!
As for SMN main heailing ,it depends on the level and the Mob you are fighting.
Man I have known SMN's that were better than some WHM's at healing,casting,buffing the party.
This is NOT their main job folks.
Having said this,it is a job that gets used a LOT for a purpose that was never intended.
I do not enjoy Mage type jobs..I am a DD whore ...for lack of a better way to put it.

I am only level 40 WHM because I break the job out for mostly Ninjas,that I know and like.
I am always casting Erase on them to take Slow away,and Silena,so they can Tank.

A slowed,silenced Ninja= a dead Ninja= a dead party.

End of story...enjoy the dirt you are now eating.

At 5:14 AM, Blogger Outnumberedtwo said...

(Hello!)(/wave) I have read all your blogz that you have created from day one tell so... I found this site from allakhazam on one of the flame threads (I believe thats what its called?). Everytime i am at work on my chow break, i end up coming back to this site and read one of your ridiculous/hilarious post. On most of your blogz, i wanted to comment away but i realize that i had to be a member in able to participate. So i ceased on that opportunity until earlier of today after reading your CURRENT blog!!! So this is how it went> On my chow break... came back to this site to see if you wrote another post while munching on my FREE meal... Ate about halfway thru my meal while reading the upper half of the post... so, so, so and sooo...
GM]Dave>> Thus, I have decided to stop writing this blog...
ME>> (/emote rubs his eyes)>_>(/emote drops his meal and moves closer to the monitor) WTF!!!....
GM]Dave>> I hope you enjoyed reading these stories as much as I enjoyed writing them.Goodbye.
ME>> (/emote temperature rises) you gotta be SH*TTIN ME!!! >_>
GM]Dave>> (/farewell) picture posted.
ME>> (/emote becomes BERSERKED and suddenly removes his GLOCK 22 out of his holster) WHERE THE F**K ARE THOSE F**KIN SHITBAGZ!!!

Yes, yes folks this had happened earlier today and luckily my partner told me to CALM my ass down. I know you have some shitbagz running around loose in your site and posting those... ummm, what do you call it? oh, RETARDED comments about your blogz. But, dont let that discourage you on continuing to write ridiculous/hilarious blogz for your fans to read. This world is not perfect neither is Vana Deil's world either. So when you get negative feedbacks from /anon people, don't get discouraged because we here thanking you for taking up the time to even write something like this for us to read and for us to admire about the game.You will always have SHITBAGZ running around regardless, and thats just how life is in reality as well as VIRTUALITY *COUGH* *AHEM* FFXI retards... So, in conclusion you pretty much have "The Last Laugh". oh,BTW, you yourself is PURE EVIL, you otta SLAUGHTER these wanna be SHITBAGZ and get away with it. HUH? Whats that? Oh, NO your HONOR, I did not see anything nor WITNESS Mr. Dave murder this innocent SHITBAG. =D


At 5:19 AM, Blogger EndrilRM said...

Dude... that was so wrong...

And yet, so deliciously evil :-)

At 5:33 AM, Blogger Inia said...

Ah, reminds me of the pain I'm having leveling WHM. Party leader (lolPUP) invited 5 magic users. None of them was a RDM, or even a BRD or COR.

But I've now been reunited with my Dark Staff, so I'm a pretty happy camper. Even found a very NON-retarded PLD worth helping through LB1. Decent gear, appropriate rank, understands why PLD has MP. It's such a rare and beautiful thing.

I feel your pain on crap SMN healers. I've ended up doing more healing as a BLM with some of the crap ones.

At 5:55 AM, Blogger Ema said...

I'm glad to see your not quitting, I've been reading this blog for months now and Its so great =)

(First post for me btw!) Keep up the good work and Don't ever change lol

btw you totally scared the hell outta me with that first part, it was awesome!

At 6:57 AM, Blogger Thistle said...

Ha ha! I actually believed you. It seemed a reasonable thing! *grump* :)

I'd miss you if you were gone. Even though you make comments about DRKs.

DRK > DRG, baby~

At 7:26 AM, Blogger ConfusednotStupid said...

hehe I am glad you are not giving up the blog, I dont know what I would do hehe

ps I dont even play final fantasy or really know much about it but your blog is so funny i keep coming back for more.

At 7:36 AM, Blogger NooBStudenT said...

[GM]Dave/defeats humor

Please go feed yourself to a dragon for that one!!!

Scared the shit out of half of Vana'diel with that!!

Choked on my lunch!

Don't ever quit posting!
eeeh Please.... Pretty please??


At 7:40 AM, Blogger mark said...

ok, I created an account just so I could comment...

then I read the rest of the post... yep, evil it is, but I'm not sure evil covers it...

personally, I'v enjoyed the writing, I *almost* always get a laugh out of the stories. I can easily say your stories will be sadly missed by me if you ever decide to stop.

and the sad part? I don't even play FFXI or WOW or any of those cool online multiplayer games... is it because I'm so strong that I can resist the temptation.. nah.. it's all about dial up. EGADS!!!

Keep up the good work

At 8:10 AM, Blogger luther349 said...

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At 8:15 AM, Blogger luther349 said...

i was a sum in ff11 and it was the most annoying thing in the world when some retarted party leader thinks you can play main healer. we dont sub whm to sum so we can heal people we do it couse it has the most mp and magic boosting abiltys so are summions have more time out and less down time. also the health regen abilty from whm is also usefull. when i got those retarted invites i never joind that party. i mean give me a brake a subbed whm with spells that are half the power of a real whm trying to keep the party alive = dead party. backup healer is ok i would do that if the whm was faling behind or ran out of mp.

At 8:16 AM, Blogger Eirwen said...

Healing can be either relaxing with a cure so now and then since the party goes so well, or a pain in the rear since everyone takes a shitload of damage and no-one is doing a skillchain making the battle last longer than it would WITH skillchains and Magic Bursts.

My WHM sub is good for another 10 BLM levels, so no need to level it for some time.

At 8:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am actually quite curious, any chance you could sometimes write something about a good partying session? Like some sort of intermezzo on here, inbetween all the jormy-feedings? :) And I do get the feeling that Absolute Virtue is quite hungry too!

At 8:41 AM, Blogger Gravios said...

man i thought this was the end for the blog
thank god [GM]Dave is still banning people left & right

that summoner needed a free deluxe package

At 9:19 AM, Blogger Lee said...

Damn you got me!!!

BTW, your creative writing skills have always brought me a smile if not a guffaw per every posting.

Thanks for writing this.

At 9:47 AM, Blogger Denya said...

In Wajaom Woodlands I had to send /tells to my leader to get him to realize the Summoner wasnt casting at all. He was suppose to be the main healer. I (rdm) was keeping everybody alive hasting and refreshing, while this taru blankly stared at the party while having full mp.

I hate mages who go afk an assume nobody will notice. We booted him and he didnt move or say anything for about 10 mins. We had a replacement already at camp before he sent a tell saying "I'm back sry" Expecting us to let him back in.

At 10:07 AM, Blogger Lenwe said...

that was not funny dave...
dont ever scare me like that again.
i had my first heart attack at 26

At 11:39 AM, Blogger Dragos_kai said...

EVIL EVIL EVIL!!! I already had the noose around my neck and around the stone curtain-holder whn I saaw that, luckilly, I hit the space bar as I was getting on top of my chair to jump off, when I realized there was more!!! I CAN LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER BLOG! I think your next rant should be on Warriors who use wepons they REALLY shouldn't, as in Great Sword, or club... yes, I had a party in the dunes who had a WAR tank (nothing wrong with that, he even had a subjob, and had /mnk) but, who used a club... A FRIKKIN CLUB... discuss .... please... I'll... iunno, give you some happy happy fun shiny juice...

At 12:16 PM, Blogger reshew said...

*cocks gun*

At 1:02 PM, Blogger Arkaine said...

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At 1:04 PM, Blogger Arkaine said...

*loads handgun*

This is to shoot retards with. >:D

'sif I would ever kill myself over a mere blog, as funny as it can be. I'm not a fanboy like the rest of you.

Awwww you had a heart attack or got pretty scared shitless just reading above the pretty picture...

Now according to [GM]Dave's logic, and thus the logic you all go by, that would mean you are all pretty much guilty of retardation yourselves for being so emotionally attached to this blog. >:D

And then there's the guys who post the first comment with nothing but "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGFIRSTCOMMENTYAY!!!OMGOMGOMGOMFG!!!!!!!!I GOT FIRST COMMENT!!!!!"



At 1:23 PM, Blogger Crimson said...


At 1:48 PM, Blogger Meroduin said...

That was funny as hell, Dave.

Also, you seem to have some spammers on your blog. Might want to clean that out.

At 2:47 PM, Blogger Calsetes said...

Summoner>> I'm not a White Mage.
Summoner>> I'm a Summoner.
[GM]Dave>> I don't care if you're a wood elf.
[GM]Dave>> If you have Silena, CAST SILENA!

Alright, that had to be seriously one of the best things I ever read on this site. And good to see you didn't quit writing these things, no matter who does what, people are going to bitch about it because that's what some people like to do. Bitch. "You won the lottery, cured cancer, and world hunger! How do you feel?" "Well, if you guys DIDN'T develop cancer in the first place, I wouldn't have had to waste my time curing it!"

At 3:13 PM, Blogger Exc said...

Very funny post again Dave, funnier than usual actually, and it's usually pretty funny.

I was worried at the beginning though, I thought you were serious. /panic

At 5:03 PM, Blogger Nayathril said...

Awwh I was scared :( I thought you were serious in the begining. hahaha
Stick around for a bit longer :D

At 6:52 PM, Blogger VinnieThe(retired)Foot said...

Totally off the blog subject here, but I played FFXI, and, I now play WoW on dial-up bro. It's not hard to pull off, this is the trick. For the big ass downloads, go haul your tower into a cyber-cafe (I personally use Kinko's). Explain to the clerk what you wanna do, and they will usually charge you an per-hour rate (which is cheap) to use their High-speed connection. If you run Windows XP, the set-up wizard hooks you up to their high-speed when you plug the cable in to your ether net port (as in: its reaaaaallllly easy). I made the mistake of doing my 1st big FFXI download with dial-up. Pre-CoP, May of 04, 11.5 hours of download total. I almost hung myself with the phone cord. I can't imagine what it would be time wise today with a fresh-out-the-box copy. Yuk.

At 7:08 PM, Blogger okccameron said...

go back to punishing people in funny ideas

At 7:19 PM, Blogger mysticoblivion said...


I guess we all should have seen that one comming sooner or later (The /goodbye and the SMN thing...)
Good Job Dave

At 7:34 PM, Blogger Kittos said...

ahahaha my heart stopped when i read the first bit

lol T_T poor smns >_> whm without pants ftw~!

At 7:37 PM, Blogger Onionsoilder said...

Nice one tao!

At 12:25 AM, Blogger LizHellsing said...

damn lol don't scare me like that... i read the blog every day i would have missed it if it stopped =p

At 12:44 AM, Blogger backlash said...

i understand why people hate you. please dont do that ever agian. i love reading this blog. it brings happiness into my bleak existance i call a life. anyways. yeah i hate getting a reatard like that. ill heal! then they dont even try at it. well keep writing the funny blogs...and i wont have to pick the gun back up...lmao

At 2:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now you must feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Yes i do enjoy reading your blog very, and i mean *very* much. But after having read through all the comments to this post again it feels like you were secretly fishing for compliments ;) keep up the good work.

At 8:23 AM, Blogger legolias said...

Dave, you should put up one of those donation counters on the main page of your site so we can see how much money people have given you.

It would be nice for everyone to know to see how much people really do enjoy this blog, so much that they are willing to support you to keep on writing it. Would you consider this? I know it's not hard to do.


At 9:53 AM, Blogger cheesesux said...

kudos, ya got me on that one Dave. Keep it up man, cuz if you ever quit then the fanboy haters will have to find something else to pick apart and ridicule, and that would certainly take away from their busy schedule of trolling, pr0n, pwning n00bs, trolling, snickering at poorly translated anime jokes, not having actual sex, trolling and naming all their many RPG characters Darkbloodcloakravenhairblacksword.

At 1:44 PM, Blogger Emma said...

Don't scare us like that Dave..

At 12:38 PM, Blogger TrueStoryGuy said...

I was seriously worried there for a second. Except I saw that you posted after this post, thus I realized you were lying.

But still! I forgot about it and I was worried!

At 11:57 AM, Blogger dark_vyce said...

/me salutes

Your evilness is without equal. Teach me master!

As for the Summoner. What a moron, silena and other debuffs of that sort are considered part of 'healing' and therefore is part of the job the the main healer. If he didn't have the spell, that would a little more tolerable. Tolerable, but still stupid.

And... Did said party leader have any idea that the mobs had silence on them? I mean, do your damn research for crying out loud.


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