Monday, August 07, 2006

Damnedable Immune System

Apparently, I am, as yet, not above your common, mortal illnesses. While my virtual identity borders on the omnipotent, my physical body has been invaded by a virus.

I am sick.

Since I feel like warmed over death, there won't be an update tonight.

Instead, I will hide beneath the covers of my bed and pray that Death, himself, comes and takes me quietly during the night.

You, my dear reader, may gain your daily entertainment from the image of the all powerful [GM]Dave being felled by the flu.

This is why I do not interact with people in real life. Your huddled, mouth-breathing, disease-breeding corpses act only to incubate my eventual destroyer.

A plague on all your houses.

If you were here, I'd sneeze on you.

Damn this mortal body.

30 Comments:

At 7:22 PM, Blogger Skyline_Evo8 said...

[GM] DAVE CAN'T DIE!

Lool at you having the flu. Get well soon, awesome blog, etc.

Also, first.

 
At 7:30 PM, Blogger Tony said...

No problem. You just need a white mage to cast viruna.

 
At 8:11 PM, Blogger Siegtaru said...

Aww poor [GM]Dave. =[

Get better soon! x)

 
At 8:14 PM, Blogger Ridicule: Man of peaches! said...

EAT YOUR PEACHES DAVE!!!

 
At 9:37 PM, Blogger Dantaro said...

haha, nice Romeo and Juliet reference. Get better soon sir.

 
At 10:24 PM, Blogger Hawklord2112 said...

awww.

Krystall casts {Viruna} in [GM]Dave

 
At 11:13 PM, Blogger okccameron said...

You know what? This was the funniest blog yet. It was different.

Yo ho Yo ho A Pirate's Life for Me.

 
At 3:18 AM, Blogger Citizen Bleys said...

Flu? You sure it's not the plague? It could be the plague you know.

 
At 4:13 AM, Blogger Cruven said...

well if your going to die at least read what id do to Gilsellers if i had the power. Its something im sure youve wanted to do for a long long time.

GET WELL SOON!!!

 
At 5:29 AM, Blogger BuzZ said...

It's from playing WoW a few posts earlier.

They refer to it as the plague.

 
At 6:59 AM, Blogger Kishani said...

I've always been too lazy to actually create an account just to leave a comment... but... I had to.

Just to say:

lmao

 
At 7:05 AM, Blogger shelby said...

I blame WoW.

 
At 7:51 AM, Blogger Thistle said...

Awwww! Feel better soon!

 
At 7:53 AM, Blogger Pyro3000 said...

Are you sure Susan didn't poison you?

 
At 8:19 AM, Blogger Aakawolf said...

Drink lotsa fluids (OJ is best, what with the Vitamin C and all), get lotsa rest, and get better soon.

Can't have Jormy's Keeper getting sick and leaving him all alone. Who'd feed him?

 
At 8:41 AM, Blogger gatz said...

hey lay off the wow user (i am one) we need a gm like dave...he's.....i hate saying it....the chuck norris of gm's..get better dave.

i blame the lack of booze intake

 
At 8:47 AM, Blogger Ginner_Ben said...

Get well soon Dave, we're anxiously awaiting your next blog.

Seriously... if you've not updated, I check whenever the spawn I'm camping empties...

It's like a plague :(

(Note: I'm not even playing FFOnline)

 
At 9:19 AM, Blogger WHM of Death said...

The Otter Feels your Virus and and it make him hear Plaid

 
At 10:24 AM, Blogger Wolftin said...

I've never know a man that drinks as much as you do to get sick. All that "Fire Water" should have helped out.

 
At 12:17 PM, Blogger Sebb said...

I dont understand.
[GM]Dave can't get sick.
This is questioning my faith in Dave-ism.

Its like Jesus getting leprosy.
It just doesnt happen......

*Hands Dave an address book to all retards in area*
For when you get better ^^

 
At 12:19 PM, Blogger sofy said...

Munch sum rarab tails, it will make you feel better.

 
At 12:44 PM, Blogger Artonis said...

haha pretty funny.

I've always wondered how GM's were appointed, I was hoping it was based off their sarcasm.

From one Customer Service Jockey to another

/salute

 
At 1:06 PM, Blogger TrueStoryGuy said...

Not even an Erase spell can cure [GM] Dave. This must be the work of WoW from the earlier post...

 
At 2:29 PM, Blogger Hawklord2112 said...

here's a potential cure - write in a telefrag patch.

you know, like in Quake 3. you tele in on top of another player and one or both of you go "splortch" in a mess of gibs.

at all the tele crystals.

and if that isnt mean enough, instigate it at the Jeuno MH exits.

oh, the humanity. you'd have to redecorate over the spires of Promyvion..

 
At 4:28 PM, Blogger Trigger said...

Maybe its dragon flu. Like bird flu, but it spreads through dragons. Stay away from Jormy for a while

 
At 5:54 PM, Blogger Ronwe [FFXI Garuda Reject] said...

Kishani, don't think that just because I don't play FFXI any more that I won't /kneel at you heh

- Ronwe [FFXI Garuda reject]

 
At 9:39 AM, Blogger E. Swartz said...

It's "damnable."

 
At 2:45 PM, Blogger backlash said...

i dont wanna see GMDave with the flu, that doesnt make me laugh. ah well the next blog makes up for it...i think.

 
At 2:46 PM, Blogger backlash said...

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At 9:15 PM, Blogger Erik said...

Quit hatin on WoW you bastards, we have feelings too....And all the tards that [GM]Dave sends us. Just let us wallow in our current misery.

 

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