Tuesday, June 06, 2006

From [GM]Dave's Mailbox - Volume 2

It's letter time, it's letter time.

I bring you another installment of the sheer insanity that gets e-mailed to me everyday.

Just opening my inbox is like looking into the gaping maw of hell.

Except replace the word "hell" with the word "stupidity".

I've never made any secret about how I feel about people. In case you haven't been able to crack the labyrinthian subtleties of this blog, I'll give you a hint.

I FREAKIN' HATE PEOPLE.

All of you.

Yes, you.

I hate you with a passion.

Not for something that you specifically have done, but for the torrent of crimes against intelligence constantly committed by your people.

A few retarded apples spoiled the bunch.

Sadly, the only thing these idiots manage to master is e-mail.

One day, I'm going to find the Alpha-tard that somehow manages to teach all of these lesser retards how to use computers.

I'm going to find him and I'm going to kill him.

I'll beat him to death with a case of AOL CDs.

Until that glorious day, though, I will be forced to suffer the stupidity of these morons.

Hopefully, you can find some humor in my pain.

I mean, I find so much humor in yours.

1) The Remora

Do you know what a remora is?

Don't say a server.

A remora is a sucker fish that attaches to a shark and feeds off of the scraps that fall out of the shark's mouth.

How could this relate to an e-mail, you may ask?

Simple. About once a week, I get an e-mail from someone who wants to write their own stories about [GM]Dave and [GM]Takana.

And Jormungand.

That might not be so bad except for the fact that they always tell me how much funnier their stories would be.

Dear [GM]Dave,

I do a lot of writing and I think that I could do some great stories about [GM]Takana. He could be a great nemesis to you and I figured out lots of different ways he could defeat you.

Maybe we could even team up and do a blog together. That would be hilarious.

What do you say?

Uncreative in Ugglepih.

Dear Uncreative,

Here's a wacky idea. Why don't you go write your own blog and come up with your own damned material?

You say it would be funny. Right there is the problem. People already find me funny. The only thing you're bringing to the table is your apparent ability to come up with very stupid ideas.

I'm sure that skill will get you places.

I'll tell you what: why don't you hold your breath and I'll call you as soon as I need you to write a blog for me, okay?

Moron.

You fail at life,
[GM]Dave


2) Customer Service Reports

Why do people constantly feel the need to tell me how customer service works?

I know how it works. A customer does something stupid, that person ceases to be a customer, that person gets fed to a dragon.

It's not that difficult to understand.

But no. Every damned day, I have to get messages about how I should treat the unwashed and uneducated masses of Vana'diel.

Dear [GM]Dave,

You should not treat customers that way. No matter how rude they become, you should act professional and treat them with respect.

Customer service is all about the customer. You should go out of your way to ensure all of the needs of your customers are met.

Opinionated in Onzozo

Dear Opinionated,

You're an idiot.

Customer service is about dealing with assholes who think they have the right to treat you like shit and be as retarded as is humanly possible.

Paying a bill is not a license to be a dick or a retard.

Also, the second someone breaks my ToS, they are no longer a customer. They are a criminal.

Last time I checked, there was no criminal service etiquette.

In closing, I invite you to kiss my ass.

Thanks for reading.

You fail at life,
[GM]Dave


3) Can't We All Just Get Along?

And why do people try and council me to control my anger?

I am anger.

I don't need your help/advice/opinion on why I am so angry. What I need is an e-mail filter that I can set to 'functionally retarded'.

Dear [GM]Dave,

Why are you so mean to Dark Knights? Did you have a bad experience with a DRK?

You don't need to be so angry. I'm sure if you calmed down, you'd feel much better and would enjoy your job much more.

Concerned in Castle O.

Dear Concerned,

I'm mean to DRKs because they deserve it. DRKis easily the most emo job in the game.

We're just lucky "Billy Talent" wasn't an advanced job.

I have had a bad experience with a DRK, though. I like to call it "every damned experience I've ever had with a Dark Knight. Ever".

And I love my job. I get paid to drink whisky and torture morons.

I'm like a school teacher with computer access.

In conclusion, feel free to shut the hell up.

You fail at life,
[GM]Dave


4) The "Expert"

And then comes my favourite type of stupid e-mail (or comment): the Expert.

These people feel that, even though they have zero training, zero experience, and a sub-zero IQ, they are somehow worthy to disseminate information and advice.

Or criticism.

The "Experts" are driven by feelings of gross inferiority to constantly try and correct others and point out flaws. This all comes down to them being complete and utter failures.

Dear [GM]Dave,

That photo you posted was "shopped". I can tell by looking at the pixels and from having seen many shops.

Retarded in Rabao

Dear Retarded,

You are a waste of carbon. Literally.

It actually makes me sad to know that someone as stupid as you actually exists.

Please do me a favor and go play in traffic.

You fail at life,
[GM]Dave


For future reference, if you plan on writing me an e-mail, take the time to read it back to yourself.

If it sounds stupid, go back and re-write it until it sounds less stupid.

Repeat this process until you have a letter that is not retarded.

And then delete it.

Leave me the hell alone.

53 Comments:

At 8:40 PM, Blogger Skyline_Evo8 said...

You sound quite angry. Too bad there's nothing I can do personally...and leaving a comment probably won't help, seeing as to how your last words were "Leave me the hell alone". But I couldn't pass up an oppurtunity to have the first comment.

And I think I see the reference in the first line, but I didn't think it was that popular.

Anyways, keep up the good work.

Stevetran of Fairy, proud Davite.

 
At 8:44 PM, Blogger K0b33r said...

DRKs aint all bad, im one and i dig the hell out of your blog, did i miss the blog about your experince with a retarted DRK, or did you just pick a job out of the air to use as an example? any ways DRK FTW =P Bite me.

 
At 9:06 PM, Blogger Guenivere said...

[GM]Dave, you are my hero.

-Admirer in Al Zhabi

 
At 9:09 PM, Blogger Ninboy said...

Anyone else kinda getting bored with the being rude to the readers thing, or the constant asking for dontaions? I mean dave, we like your blog cause its funny, or at least use to be.. Not cause you are rude.

While some ppl, yes ppl = lazy type for people, might stick around for a bit longer, if you dont go back to orginal funny posts then I think you might start losing ppl soon.

 
At 9:41 PM, Blogger nano said...

On behalf of several members of the community, I would like to express my shock and disappointment at some of GM Dave's protests. What follows is a series of remarks addressed to the readers of this letter and to GM Dave himself. It will not be easy to unmask his true face and intentions in regard to blackguardism. Nevertheless, we must attempt to do exactly that, for the overriding reason that all the deals GM Dave makes are strictly one-way. GM Dave gets all the rights, and the other party gets all the obligations. Whether or not he should oppose the visceral views of 98 percent of the nation's citizens ought to be a simple question, far beyond the realm of debate. However, I've never bothered him. Yet he wants to numb the public to the lexiphanicism and injustice in mainstream politics. Whatever happened to "live and let live"?

The worst classes of snivelling theologasters there are simply pass through this world sowing the seeds of evil, right? Right. Some of the things GM Dave says and some of the things he stands for are so politically incorrect, it hurts to think about them. But it goes further than that; many people who follow GM Dave's morals have come to the erroneous conclusion that GM Dave's mistakes are always someone else's fault. The stark truth of the matter is that I am reminded of the quote, "His causeries are as troubling as his insistence that arrogant boneheads are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive." This comment is not as distasteful as it seems because there is a problem here. A very large, unruly, pouty problem. Now I certainly do not want to sound discouraging, but GM Dave's goombahs consider his endeavors a breath of fresh air. I, however, find them more like the fetid odor of particularism. At the same time, GM Dave's adages are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us eventually. GM Dave's pledge not to abet ethnic genocide, dictatorships, and the worst sorts of soulless good-for-nothings there are is merely empty rhetoric, invoked on occasion for theatrical effect but otherwise studiously ignored.

I don't know when gnosticism became chic, but if GM Dave opened his eyes, he'd realize that I find much to disagree with in his disquisitions. His monographs are designed to pour a few drops of wormwood into our general enthusiasm. And they're working; they're having the desired effect. Although the themes in GM Dave's goals are limited, I normally prefer to listen than to speak. I would, however, like to remind GM Dave that his ideas were never about tolerance and equality. That was just window dressing for the "innocents". Rather, once you understand GM Dave's conjectures, you have a responsibility to do something about them. To know, to understand, and not to act, is an egregious sin of omission. It is the sin of silence. It is the sin of letting GM Dave change children's values from those taught in the home to those considered chic by what I call larcenous fast-buck artists. Does GM Dave do research before he reports things, or does he just guess and hope he's right? The reason I ask is that we must break the spell of great expectations that now binds malicious extortionists to GM Dave. To do anything else, and I do mean anything else, is a complete waste of time. On a closing note, I hope that this letter, while incomplete, informal, and having no authority except its own inner strength and conviction, has clearly demonstrated to you that GM Dave has a deficiency of real goals.

 
At 10:03 PM, Blogger nrozzyos said...

everybody shut the fuck up and stop bitching these are the exact retards he was talking about.

 
At 10:03 PM, Blogger Fanatic said...

Pretty funny post, Nano. I admire the humor you're going for. But for the poor reader with too little time, I'll have to summarize what you said. Just doing my civic duty.

Paragraph 1.

I don't like the humor in [GM]dave's blog. Other people shouldn't read it.

Paragraph 2.

People shouldn't make jokes. Jokes are bad. You are bad if you laugh at them.

Paragraph 3.

Dave should shut up. Other people should make him shut up.

 
At 10:04 PM, Blogger nrozzyos said...

well said

 
At 10:06 PM, Blogger Skyline_Evo8 said...

^Nano, you have way too much time on your hands.

Although I respect the fact that you took the time out to write all of that.

 
At 10:10 PM, Blogger Silver 9 said...

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At 10:25 PM, Blogger DeaconBlue said...

"but if GM Dave opened his eyes, he'd realize that I find much to disagree with in his disquisitions."

Nano, no one is forcing you to read it. Im sorry that you can't see any humor in [GM]Dave's blog.

In the words of [GM]Dave: "You fail at life"

 
At 10:33 PM, Blogger DeaconBlue said...

On a side note* [GM]Dave, comedy gold as ever.

 
At 10:51 PM, Blogger iroth said...

You people really are fucking stupid. Nano put [GM]Dave into one of those dumb insult text generating sites. He didn't write it - he copied and pasted.

Trying to debunk some pre-written crap that somebody wrote over two years ago with a script that inserts whatever name you choose as a variable just goes to prove the point of this blog.

And Dave, you're right. Customers are complete shit. Every last one of them. They think their dollar is more important than anyone else's. They're less than human - they're consumers.

 
At 12:22 AM, Blogger Aoishi said...

This one was quite good, but that is normal, Applause to you, [GM]Dave.

 
At 12:56 AM, Blogger Ristle said...

The "Experts" are driven by feelings of gross inferiority to constantly try and correct others and point out flaws. This all comes down to them being complete and utter failures.

Sounds like those people you meet in the dunes, with no subjob, who proceed to tell you how to do your job, simply because they read on the allakhazam forums, saying that's how its meant to be done.

I find it ironic the level 10 no sub-job player calls the level 50 a noob, for not playing their way. If only you could scan the chatlogs double quick Dave, you could find these people and hurt them ^^

And Nano, you fail at life. The fact you took the time to find some god awful old script and put [GM]Daves name into it, and post it hear, proves that you fail at life.

I'm going to write something out now that might shock some of you, just to warn you.

You ready?

"T-H-I-S I-S A C-O-M-E-D-Y B-L-O-G"

I hope you could read that ^^.

Stop getting all bitchy over what he says. Hes bigger and better then you, and he has hungry dragons that will devour your face.

~Ristle, Phoenix

 
At 1:11 AM, Blogger Hyperbeast said...

The golden rule of consumerism, the customer is always stupid.

Never posted before here, but Dave, I love your blog, and I earnestly believe you're bringing much needed justice to the online world.

I've never played FFXI, but I've played other online games, and I know just how retarded people can be. If you ask me, I'd say you cope quite well.

 
At 1:15 AM, Blogger Master Dingo said...

Hey Dave,

It's funny that you think of some people as Remoras. When I find you funny (which is fairly often, when you're not begging for money), I think of you as a comedy shark. Single-minded, and apt to eat someone. But, when you're not funny, you remind me of a Candiru.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

 
At 1:36 AM, Blogger Aeriel said...

"I'll beat him to death with a case of AOL CDs."

OMG what a fitting death for a noob.(read: self labotomised with a rusty spoon blog commentors)

[GM]Dave you are as always a comedy god, i hope that if you are getting too much annoying email that it doesn't deter you from this blog :)

 
At 2:13 AM, Blogger Stocky said...

lol@bashers

 
At 3:33 AM, Blogger Aoishi said...

Well put Stocky!

 
At 3:54 AM, Blogger Malfus said...

"That photo you posted was "shopped". I can tell by looking at the pixels and from having seen many shops."

Is that a 4chan reference?

Anyway, awesome as always!

 
At 4:08 AM, Blogger Cartesius said...

Yea people still think you are a real GM,it's a crime against intelligence indeed XD
Anyway you rock GMDave you are too funny ^^

 
At 5:36 AM, Blogger BuzZ said...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Nano is retarded.

 
At 6:48 AM, Blogger Thistle said...

Not all DRKs are emo. Some of us are perky and bouncy and chipper! I'd invite you to Midgar to meet me and see, but I have a fear of being eaten by dragons.

 
At 7:22 AM, Blogger Rich said...

"T-H-I-S I-S A C-O-M-E-D-Y B-L-O-G"

Oh sweet Jesus THANK YOU! At least I know there's at least one other sane person reading (well, posting, anyway).

It's humor. Look it up. Look up satire while you're at it. Ever watched Robin Williams? Part of humor is being able to say "Oh, God, that sounds like [how I used to be/how I am sometimes/me! WTF?!11]" and then LAUGH ABOUT IT.

Don't like it? Don't read it! Unless [GM]Dave is standing over you with a 1) gun or 2) hungry dragon and making you read the blog until your eyes bleed, try taking a deep breath.

Deeper.

Good. Now, take a step back from the situation.

Seriously, take a step back.

Did I mention the several hundred foot drop directly behind you?

*PUSH*

Yeah, anyway, basic rambling point:

"T-H-I-S I-S A C-O-M-E-D-Y B-L-O-G"

Well said, Ristle

 
At 9:12 AM, Blogger WHM of Death said...

Nano...you not only "Fail at life" you need to be expelled!!

How is the view from your non-life from your parents basment??

after reading about the 3rd sentance in your "reply" I had the overwhelming urge to put a spoon in my ear and scoop out the few brain cells that were wasted in reading it.

you are not worthy to have the un-merciful [GM]Dave tell you "You Fail at life"

so from all us Davites...."you fail at life...and need to be fed repeatedly to a Dragon!!"

 
At 9:36 AM, Blogger Lankist said...

How come with every post comes a blow-hard who thinks it's their duty to "find out Dave's true identity and administer justice".

Seriously, nobody cares. If you're going to try and do that crap, please do it quietly in the corner where all the not-dumbass people can ignore you.

Thanks.

 
At 9:50 AM, Blogger Citizen Bleys said...

Ninboy wrote...
I mean dave, we like your blog cause its funny, or at least use to be.. Not cause you are rude.


-Proper names get an initial capital
-"Because," or at least "'cause," so that it can be distinguished from the noun "cause," as in catalyst.
-"Its" is a posessive. "It's" is a contraction of it is.
-"Used to be"
-Only one period at the end of a sentence. If you mean to use an elipsis, you need 3 dots.
-"Not cause you are rude" is a sentence fragment. (Technically, so is almost everything I've written here, but one is not intended to use complete sentences in point form. Oops.)
-Rude is funny.

~Bleys J. Maynard, BOFH.

 
At 9:52 AM, Blogger WHM of Death said...

....yes i know i forgot the 'r' in the above comment. it should have read 'your non-life'

see what e-tards can to to the general population...they contaminate us!!

thanks god we have [GM[Dave for tard control!

 
At 10:16 AM, Blogger Blaize said...

I think nano has a right to express his opinion, but not necessarily impress them upon us.

I think, nano (if you are still reading, i doubt it) that you need to realise that the people who find this funny aren't the impressionable vessels that you assume, rather find humorous relevance vicariously through [GM]Dave's actions.

It truly is harmless (and frequently illogical) slapstick if you like.

Keep your idealisms to yourself and others who agree - I advise you not to further contest the overwhelming fantical majority that you'll find within the comments section of the attacked blog...

Common sense, eh?

Pop! XD

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger Alexiel said...

Its called "Customers suck". Nuff said.

I've wanted to scream my head off every time a customer is an idiot. Instead I try to keep my cool and end up crying. If dragons were real, then i'd be feeding mine customers everyday.

People should be giving those in Customer Service respect. We have to deal with countless crap every single day. Granted I've ran into a couple decent customers, and even had one or two stick up for me while another customer was being an ass.. But most customers are retards and jerks if they can't have their way. Most of us in Customer Service have rules and policies WE have to follow and go by, and most customers just want everything handed to them on a silver platter.

But thats enough about me ranting about Customers and those of us who have jobs in Customer Service.

 
At 10:40 AM, Blogger BishopRS said...

Read this blog and laugh or shut the fuck up. No one wants to hear your crybaby bitching and moaning...emo fucktards.

PS. That means you, nano.

PPS. Big words make you sound smart, but that doesn't mean that you ARE smart.

 
At 11:53 AM, Blogger Advent said...

I know I'm a little late to the party, but normally I read GM Daves blog and laugh until I fall off my chair! But in this instance I feel the need to reply to Nano, much as most of you have.
This is a comedy blog, if it ain't to you taste, remove the bookmark and not sully this blog again. As for GM Dave not being 'politically correct' WTF?? WHO CARES! If you want political correctness, stay away, oh and take you 'pc' and your obvious overuse of big words and stick 'em precisely where the sun don't shine!

As for the customer service bit, yeah, if you have to work dealing with the customer you'd understand, yep the whole lot of them are Retards with no exception.

Hell, that two pennys worth anyway, as usual, great posting GM Dave!

 
At 11:56 AM, Blogger Advent said...

I know I'm a little late to the party, but normally I read GM Daves blog and laugh until I fall off my chair! But in this instance I feel the need to reply to Nano, much as most of you have.
This is a comedy blog, if it ain't to your taste, remove the bookmark and not sully this blog again. As for GM Dave not being 'politically correct' WTF?? WHO CARES! If you want political correctness, stay away, oh and take your 'pc' and your obvious overuse of big words and stick 'em precisely where the sun don't shine!

As for the customer service bit, yeah, if you have to work dealing with the customer you'd understand, yep the whole lot of them are Retards with no exception.

Hell, that two pennys worth anyway, as usual, great posting GM Dave!

 
At 4:04 PM, Blogger nano said...

I cheated.

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

 
At 7:55 PM, Blogger ClamS said...

[QUOTE] It's letter time, it's letter time. [/QUOTE]

You watch video and arcade top-ten? only place other than here I have heard that line on...

Great blog btw.

 
At 8:24 PM, Blogger Squigg da BLM said...

Wow guys. It's not that serious. If you don't want to hear about how mean or unfair [GM]Dave is, you have a pretty good option. DON'T READ THE BLOG!!!!!! Duh. But if you do have a sense of humor and are not "fuctionally retarded" (a term which I believe should be available in autotranslate), then read away. Come on now. Don't take everything so damn seriously. People who do that tend to die young of heart attacks and strokes.

 
At 9:24 PM, Blogger Myloko said...

Hmmm... if GM Daves knows of V+A Top 10 then... HE MUST BE CANADIAN! :O! All hail GM Dave the Canadian!:D!

 
At 9:48 PM, Blogger FerrariF50 said...

My cousins play FFXI so I know how retarded some people in that game can be. And then you feed those people to dragons, brillant.

 
At 10:02 PM, Blogger BenoSmash said...

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At 10:02 PM, Blogger BenoSmash said...

After nano posted, I saw a flame or two and skipped to the bottom... How sweet that while skimming the replies, I saw more flames and then Nano posting that they cheated! that is so freaking awesome!

 
At 10:24 PM, Blogger Reeree said...

Tards are like Chigoe, aren't they? You can't see them until they agro, and then they link like mad.

These days tards orbit around [GM]Dave like fleas on an elephant in Wajoom Woodlands.

 
At 11:11 PM, Blogger Dom said...

Keep this shit up until the servers are turned off. You are one funny mofo.

The reason I ask you to keep posting is that when I go to Iraq within the next year, I want something to keep my mind off of my impending death.

Also, I could care less if you're a real [GM] or just a regular player impersonating a [GM], but a lot of what you write is so damn true and it actually makes me laugh out loud.

Also, stop DRK hating. Not all of us are emo and wear black nail polish and eyeliner. If I did, i'd be spending some time in the brig and that is something that I would rather not experience.

And that guy that called about a Drk & Drg fight...wtf? The [GM] is there to resolve actual problems, like being stuck in walls and the like, not to settle piddly ass arguments. Go Jormy!

However, if everyone did what they were supposed to, you wouldn't be able to write this blog about idiots that you have encountered.

*Davite convert*

 
At 1:03 AM, Blogger Lishje said...

""If it sounds stupid, go back and re-write it until it sounds less stupid.

Repeat this process until you have a letter that is not retarded.

And then delete it.

Leave me the hell alone.""


Grand..Simply Grand.. Hahah

 
At 6:52 AM, Blogger Aretha said...

Dear [GM]Dave

Why do you keep telling you're a GM? It's clearly a lie: even if you're a GM, you are not able to have all that kind of message you get, like the person you're speaking to is setting his computer on fire.

I'm sorry, but I'm too smart for your lousy tricks.

Sherlock Holmes in Garuda.

... XD *giggle*

 
At 7:55 AM, Blogger Dramanue of Fenrir said...

The fact of the matter, which makes this all much more funnier, is the fact that I do play in traffic ... ^_^ and I got hit by an SUV only a few months ago... ^_^ ... trying to get to my psychologist's office. ^_^
My life is shopped, I can tell by the scars on my arm and from seeing a few shopped lifes in my day.

 
At 8:27 AM, Blogger Stocky said...

I w'd.

 
At 9:46 AM, Blogger mde42 said...

Are all you people blind or are you just turning into fanboys that think he can do/write no wrong? He used to be funny. Remember that post abourd turning into Mee Deggi? THAT was funny.

All his latest posts, (at least starting when he began begging for donations) became totally void of imagination. Now this? Open your eyes everyone. I used to be a huge Dave fan. I however, am sick of being insulted. And so should you.

The fact remains that after reading some of your replies, you are in fact the type of people this guy would write about being fed to a dragon. Not us that form an intelligent post stating that we dislike being insulted.

"Omfg Gm Dave ownz j00 if j00 dunt like it dunt reed it n00z LMFAOZZ"

What Dave fails to realize is that with everyone he insults, no i'm not talking about the situations he writes about. I'm talking about everytime he bashes on an e-mail he gets, he loses readers. Not just the person he insulted but people who can actually think.

He needs to understand that without the casual reads his blog wouldn't be anything. You can come and say "but he gives gift packs" yeah...if you pay. He has no loyalty to his readers or fans unless you want to give him some kind of payout. He wants a donation to read a FREE blog. And i'm in the minority by seeing something wrong with this. Then again i'm sure donating money isn't a big deal to many of you since you're probably donating your parents money.

Anyways, GM Dave, you're not funny anymore. Delete this post, don't delete it. I don't care. just know that "You fail at life" GM Dave

 
At 7:54 PM, Blogger Yekyaa said...

Fyi, mde42, Dave never asked for donations.
If you had been reading from his first 2-3 posts, he originally had advertising on the site. His advertisers didn't believe that he was getting as many clicks as he was (he is/was pretty popular at the time) and didn't want to pay him. (Yay for big corporations... ugh).
Anyway, he never asked for donations. That was a suggestion made by quite a few posters and via email.
He has since set that up and received numerous donations for his work.
If you don't like it, don't read it, don't post here. Just because we read this, doesn't necessarily make us fan boys.
"Fan boys" are the ones that want to have [GM]Dave's babies. I just want a good laugh, and to say thanks, even though I haven't donated, I still get a good laugh every day after a bad day of working Cust. Service for a prepaid cellphone company.

 
At 8:39 PM, Blogger Taeryunn said...

He didn't beg for donations. Ever. He mentioned the money irritations in a couple posts, then put up the donation option at the recommendation of his fans. He also regularly shows appreciation for the fans that do decide to donate.

I think the standard advice given to all tards, fans and flamers alike, who choose to express their disappointment applies.

Don't like the current blog entry?

Tell someone who cares. Or better yet, don't read it and spare us the wasted comment space.

You fail at life.

 
At 4:51 AM, Blogger ClamS said...

"The [GM] is there to resolve actual problems, like being stuck in walls and the like, not to settle piddly ass arguments"

I think I remember someone getting banned for calling Dave about falling out of the airship... lol
stupid hackers.

I figured [GM]Dave was canadian as well. Just because, statistically, canadians write ouver 80% of the humour for the United States, mix in the fact that he has the V+A Top 10 reference, and the fact that the US government would probably kill of this blog to preserve the US-Japan relations, then I come to conclude that [GM]Dave is canadian... even if he speaks out against it....

 
At 5:52 AM, Blogger Fircefairy said...

Ok my lame comment...{GM}Dave is a talented storyteller.I enjoy reading his blog and look forward to it everyday.As to the *Leave me the hell alone* part I understand this perfectlyI have freinds and relatives that feel their mission in life is to forward me jokes and funny stories.I do not particularly care to spend 2 hours reading them all.
If you do not care for {GM} Dave's writing style or humor (and he is funny as hell in MY opinion)...Try this...Do NOT read the damn Blog!

 
At 7:29 AM, Blogger [GM]Dave said...

I don't mind getting normal e-mails from people. Complimentary or not.

Quite often, I will get messages from people who criticize my writing or my behavior, and that's cool. I don't expect everyone to like me.

The e-mails that I do not like are the e-mails that are not intelligent. Make a point, have a purpose, do something.

Don't write me up to ask if you can write a blog entry. You can write your own. I think I've proven that it's not exactly difficult.

If you want to drop me a line, good or bad, then go ahead. Just don't be stupid about it.

 

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