Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Fanboys

Alternate Title: "Oh dear lord."

I don't like critics.

I'm pretty sure we've established that.

The mindless blathering and rambling of whiny little bitches constantly complaining is one of the few (read: many) reasons I drink.

I drink a lot.

But every coin has two sides.

Unfortunately for me, the other side of this coin is just more annoying.

For every critic, there's a fanboy.

They're just like people only not worth the oxygen they're using.

Now, that's not to say fans. Oh no, fans are much different.

See, I like fans.

But how do you know if you might be a fanboy?

Here's a little quiz for you.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

When I read [GM]Dave's blog, I:

a) laugh at the jokes and perhaps make a nice post

b) don't find it funny and post criticism

c) wish that [GM]Dave and I were best friends so that he could come to my birthday party and it would be the bestest party ever cause [GM]Dave is so awesome and I want him to have my babies, even though I'm totally a guy.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _


If you answered A, you are a fan. I like you. We're cool.

If you answered B, you are a critic. I don't like you. I'm cool.

If you answered C, you're a fanboy. I hate you. Hold yourself under water until you get sleepy.

Note: making the standard "have my babies" post does not immediately qualify you as a fanboy.

The trouble starts when you're serious.

About once a day, I get a fanboy call. These aren't the people who call to be fed to a dragon.

These are people who suddenly think they can be my sidekick or something.

What is wrong with people?

GM Call Description: Need to speak with [GM]Dave

I was in a good mood when this person called. I had just finished off a report (read: bottle of Jack Daniels), and was feeling pretty good.

So why not answer this call?

Apparently, my fanboy alarms were down.

[GM]Dave>> Hail, Adventurer.
[GM]Dave>> What can I help you with?
Player>> OH.
[GM]Dave>> Oh what?
Player>> EMM.
[GM]Dave>> Emm?
Player>> GEE.
[GM]Dave>> Oh... You're a moron.
[GM]Dave>> Gotcha.
Player>> I LOVE YOU!
[GM]Dave>> Love is a little strong.
[GM]Dave>> I'm going to go with cautious tolerance.
Player>> YOU ARE AWESOME!
[GM]Dave>> Question: are you using a standard keyboard?
Player>> YES.
[GM]Dave>> Good. Good.
[GM]Dave>> Could you hit the key just to the left of 'A'?
[GM]Dave>> It's a magic key marked "sound less retarded."
Player>> Like this?
[GM]Dave>> You can be taught.
[GM]Dave>> I guess your math teacher was wrong.
Player>> I love you, [GM]Dave.
[GM]Dave>> That's good.
[GM]Dave>> Could you hold on a second?
Player>> Sure. Why?
[GM]Dave>> Nothing.
[GM]Dave>> Got to warm up my stun gun.
Player>> You're funny.
[GM]Dave>> You're scary.
Player>> You should totally let me write a blog story.
[GM]Dave>> And why exactly would I do that?
Player>> It would be hilarious.
Player>> I could be a GM, too.
[GM]Dave>> *warms up stun gun*
Player>> It would be so much fun.
Player>> We could be partners.
[GM]Dave>> I have a partner.
[GM]Dave>> Would you like to meet him?
Player>> Really?
Player>> HELL YEAH!
[GM]Dave>> Key next to 'A'.
[GM]Dave>> Seriously.
Player>> Wait...
Player>> Are you going to feed me to Jormungand?
[GM]Dave>> The thought had crossed my mind.
Player>> THAT IS SO COOL!
[GM]Dave>> You're absolutely retarded.

*warp*

Player>> This is sooooooo awesome.
[GM]Dave>> Know what else is awesome?
Player>> What?

Jormungand hits Player for 11,856 points of damage.
Player was defeated by Jormungand.

[GM]Dave>> Dragons are, like, totally awesome.
[GM]Dave>> Moron.
Player>> Can we be friends?

I like having you people as fans.

But, honestly, we're not going to be bestest buds or whatever other crap you write in your diary.

If you act cool, then we'll be cool.

Cool meaning "a lack of dragon-related injuries".

If you go fanboy on me, I'm going to have to put you down.

For society's sake.

53 Comments:

At 9:09 PM, Blogger Obitusx said...

Haha! Great!
P.S. I claim first (had to do it ><;;)
It's kinda differnet how you posted this late at night (for me anyways) instead of really early in the morning... Oh well! I'm not complaining :P

 
At 9:37 PM, Blogger AzzA said...

haha very nice mate.

I think you found a new defnition for the word "emo"

 
At 9:47 PM, Blogger Keilyn said...

Fanboy = one step below stalker. hehe That was a great laugh.

 
At 9:56 PM, Blogger Jed said...

Wow. I thought I new fear.
*shudders*

 
At 10:43 PM, Blogger Chuang Shyue Chou said...

HILARIOUS!

 
At 10:59 PM, Blogger lithpiperpilot said...

ALL HAIL [GM]DAVISM

Nice man. I'm definatley an A version 2. I get laughs from your blog, but I post comments to much, but, and probably most important, I DON'T WANT YOUR BABY. So i'm not C, unline Obitusx there. jk

ALL HAIL [GM]DAVISM

 
At 11:16 PM, Blogger Mint said...

I don't want to have your baby...I want to have Goblin Smithy's baby :P

 
At 11:22 PM, Blogger Shinkada said...

More credit for Dave. My God I hate fanboys.

And, yes, this does seem to be the trend of emos around here.

"Oh my God! I hate my life! I'm going to end it all!"
-Log onto FFXI... Send [GM]Dave a call, specifically timed to be before he's had anything to drink-

Dragon teeth do seem to make excellent razors. For their face. Skull. Greymatter. Jugular?

 
At 11:38 PM, Blogger BenoSmash said...

I think that fanboys might post: ALL HAIL [GM]DAVISM in every post of theirs... they don't need to want Dave to have their babies to be fanboys.

However, I'm an interesting mix of A and B but mostly a played-down A.. I get the jokes(most of the time) and sometimes post. Crtiticism isn't exactly needed.

I like the earlier posts much better. But good job anyway.

 
At 12:21 AM, Blogger Sutaru said...

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At 12:23 AM, Blogger Sutaru said...

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At 12:23 AM, Blogger Sutaru said...

Let me try that again. Haha. Amusing, as always. Nothing scarier than a guy wanting to have YOUR babies. =)

 
At 2:13 AM, Blogger Aylee said...

I had another one of my interesting experiances today. With a GM. Maybe not [GM]Dave, but.. someone who acted rather like him. I'm certain [GM]Dave dosen't use his 'real' GM name on this blog.

You see, I was in the dunes again. this time, I was logged in as my level 70 White Mage, and I was doing the rather courteous service of helping a good friend of mine (read: rich aquintance) power level his new BLU.

Lo and behold, a GM shows up. That's right, actually makes an appearance in his pretty red armor. I don't know what transpired, as it was no doubt in tells, but the player the GM was standing near suddenly started running.

Away.

From a [GM].

I was about to inform him about how terrible an idea this was, when I noticed the GM change armor. I did a quick check. 'Ban Stick +1'.

I was baffled. Why would a GM use a prop to ban someone? Why not just ban their account from their GM tools? Then it dawned on me. The only sado-machist SOB GM we have (that I'm aware of) was [GM]Dave! Was this him? I dared not ask.

I didn't need to. The GM promptly dispatched his prey, and with a purposeful stride, warped himself in front of me.

GM: Why did you just check me?
Aylee: Sorry, I ment to /examine the person behind you, sir.

Always good to be formal around someone who could destroy a year and a half of work with a single swipe of a key. I felt beads of sweat form in my Blessed Boots.

GM: Uh huh. Sure.
GM: I see that your a female character. How are you handling your male inferiority complex today? Feeling good about playing the other side?

Ah, difficult question.Any way I answered it could get me fed to a dragon. I scratched my chin, and came up with a reply I hoped would pacify him.

Aylee: I'm always happy playing this game, with GM's such as you around. You keep this place organized and safe.
GM: Ah, a smartass. Well, at least you can spell.

He seemed to content to leave it there, but I was feeling oddly bold. Perhaps it was the awe inspiring GM armor. Or it could of just been gas, not sure.

Aylee: No sir. Not a smartass. I'm a perfectly legitimate player. I've never even heard of warp hacks or fishing bots.

Oops, that may of been too much. I could almost *feel* him checking my logs. He wouldn't find anything, of course. I actually do run a legit game.

He tried to trip me up, through.

GM: Oh, lookie here. Right in your log 'I'm an idiot and I run windower'. I see several commands for the program plastered all over the last few minutes.

I had to think quick.

Aylee: No no, not me! I was in Jeuno the other day, and a guy pulled me in an ally and told me about Windower. I was totally shocked! I said 'no', not me! I'm not the sort to do that! Go peddle your drugs.. um.. hacks, elsewhere!
GM: And who was this enterprising fellow?
Aylee: I don't remember his name. But, last I heard, he ran into this really cool GM called Dave, and got.. thrown to a lion or something.
GM: Dragon.
Aylee: What?
GM: Nothing.

I proceeded not to message him about anything, hoping he'd lose interest. He just stood there, perhaps working up a way to make me into food for some large creature. I had to act.

Aylee: Sir?
GM: What?
Aylee: My friend here, the one I'm healing? He said he's going to make a GM call because he thinks that his sword isn't hitting for enough damage. I told him that disturbing GM's was a bad idea, that they are for emergancies only. I'm right, right?

Oh boy, did that do the trick. I wasn't going to be dragon food!

Of course, my rich friend never logged back in. I wonder what happened to him?

 
At 2:15 AM, Blogger notkesirahonest said...

I think being eaten by a dragon might be rather exciting. I also like seeing new areas and have never been to Gaol.

Though much as I would like these things, I think i'd have to use a mule deleveling makes me unhappy. When i'm unhappy pt's die. When i'm unhappy and being shouting at for not healing, Mr Kesi gets it. Whem Mr kesi gets it, he gets unhappy, when he gets unhappy, more whm's die... resulting in a terrible cascade of unhappy events.

So, morale of this is keep be happy!

Gods I really drifted on my train of thought there... I need coffee

 
At 2:19 AM, Blogger Aylee said...

notkesirahonest, I'd like to say whatever everyone is thinking right now.

You're that odd man in the subway, arn't you?

 
At 4:01 AM, Blogger mohammed said...

Ok "GM" dave here's a little something for you , First i really really enjoy your blog its really funny, I like your ways of banning idiots but why ? just because they talk in a different way you don't like ? ask stupid questions? or you just do it for fun ? i like that you do it for fun , cause i know that's why you do it. You are a GM of a very very populated game , why not care about .. sorry " have fun " with more interesting subjects , such as ..... i don't know .... like this post right here http://www.theorderls.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=9977

you know something to make the game " fun " for everyone ( read: sharing ) .

I don't mean critisim or telling you how to do your job , just showing you the more things you should be " having fun with ".

 
At 5:32 AM, Blogger Sebb said...

/clap

Another fine piece of premeditated murder.

Nice work Dave.

 
At 5:45 AM, Blogger Ohatt said...

[GM]Dave: Hero, Criminal or Corrupt cop?
Just another point of view;

Mohammed (and to the other critics), I'm going to answer your question for [GM]Dave if i may....

You fail... period.

You obviously don't get the blog, or like it, and you sound really confused about your own opinion. You think it's funny, but you want everyone to have fun? Come on, you are really missing the point. The point is for [GM]Dave to have fun, and for those who share his cruel views about punishing the general stupidity of the playerbase, to read and enjoy his daily torture of moronic feebleminded inbreds.

Why don't you go read another blog with unicorns and pixies, that is sugar coated so everyone can have fun, and nobody gets their feelings hurt. Who else would spread the tough love, if not [GM]Dave? I would if I had the power to weild, but this blog is the next best thing for those of us who think the morons of this game should be taught a lesson.

More than anything, [GM]Dave is a symbol..He is a symbol of the presence of corruption in any setting. Police do it in our world, what is the difference? [GM]Dave is just policing our virtual world, one moron at a time. Also, he is an inspiration for us NOT to Accept the stupidity that we turn a blind eye to every day, but there is no excuse for. Remember, by corruption I do NOT mean criminal. There are many forms of corruption, and sometimes bending your power, whether for your own pleasure or not, can bring other good.

Lastly I'd like to point out to you that [GM]Dave isnt really such a bad guy by doing this. If you had read his blogs, he really is doing his job, just with a bit of a stretch. If you had carefully read his blogs before posting, you would realize this. First off, he doesnt support predujice, from what I have read. He is against stealing, and thiefs in general. He is against people not playing by the rules just like the rest of the [GM]'s (RMT, hacking, etc.). Most of the time I would not say that Dave's treatment of his victims is unjust. Usually if he comes across a complete moron, who is not cheating in any way, he feeds them to a Dragon and goes about his business. Its not like he's regularly banning innocent people here. As a matter of fact I'd go as far as to say he has not banned one person that I would want to tolerate in this game world at all.

So, In conclusion, read the blogs a little more carefully, think about it a little more. Don't be so quick to criticize, and figure out our opinion before you post. Oh and by the way, something a lot of you may not realize; Im sure a LOT of the critics who disagree with [GM]Dave's blog, are RMT's or Cheaters themselves, who fear the inevitable creeping justice (read: doom) of [GM[Dave. HE ALONE spreads the possibility, that maybe just maybe there is more like him, maybe your cheating and retarded behavior will not go un-noticed. Just maybe next time you bot, or sell gill, you will not ever be able to log back in again? What if [GM]Dave is watching you right now, just waiting to pick you next and feed you to a horrible Dragon just before banning you?

 
At 6:02 AM, Blogger StealthBomber said...

Now i feel sorda lame post after Martain Luther (read:ohatta)

This was great tho. Unfortuenlty this is why iv yet to call a Gm asking for u.

VIVA LA DAVE!

 
At 6:26 AM, Blogger Lankist said...

Ohatt, can I call you Moses McBraveheart?

Anyhoo,

"[GM]Dave>> Dragons are, like, totally awesome.
[GM]Dave>> Moron.
Player>> Can we be friends?"

That made my day.

 
At 7:03 AM, Blogger Ohatt said...

Haha, I wouldn't go that far, it was just an un-organized collection of thoughts and opinions.

 
At 7:08 AM, Blogger currentlypresent said...

Has anyone else noticed the trend in people posting here to use "read: -something else-"?
It is a tired and old comedy bit, and only funny if the person using it knows how.
That said, [GM]Dave knows how.
The end.

 
At 7:18 AM, Blogger Lankist said...

currentlypresent (read: Self proclaimed comedy expert), if you (read: anyone) go saying something is old (read: You don't think it's funny), it is quite probable (read: a definate fact) that someone (read: everyone) will begin (read: continue) using said joke (read: joke) over and over. (read: and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over)

 
At 7:59 AM, Blogger Ohatt said...

Yeah its funny because I was going to say something about that. People definatley try to copy [GM]Dave's writing style. He's also popularized proper grammer, which is a plus in my books.

 
At 8:16 AM, Blogger currentlypresent said...

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At 8:20 AM, Blogger currentlypresent said...

Wow, lankist. Just wow. Oh, and good to know someone else agrees with me. There is nothing wrong with emulating his style...I mean, 'tis a damn good style of writing. But for everyone to do that "Read:" bit? Yeesh. Writing well, using correct grammer and everything-that is great! But do we really have to copy everything else about the way GMDave writes? I think not.

 
At 9:28 AM, Blogger Wickerbasket said...

OH MY GOD I LUV YOU [GM] DAVE YOUR THE BEST AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY COME OVER TO MY HOUSE ON FRIDAY AND THERE WILL BE A TEA PARTY WITH BEARS AND CHOCOLATE AND SPOONS AND KETTLES AND PLATES AND CHOCOLATE AND PEOPLE ARE YOU ACTUALLY COMING THIS TIME BECAUSE LAST TIME I INVITED YOU YOU DIDNT ANSWER ANY OF THE 58 E-MAILS I SENT YOU AND I THINK IT WAS PROBABLY JUST A PROBLEM WITH THE SERVER BECAUSE I KNOW YOU LOVE TEA BECAUSE I SAW YOU HAVE ONE AT 9:17AM 2 YEARS AGO I REMEMBER BECAUSE I TRIED TO WAVE AT YOU BUT YOU JUST IGNORED ME AGAIN BECAUSE WE HADNT BECOME BEST FRIENDS YET AND I LUV YOU AND WE NEED TO CHILL AGAIN LIKE OLD TIMES BECAUSE MY MANNEQUIN THAT I MADE FROM PLASTIC AND YOUR HAIR AND ALMONDS JUST ISNT VERY GOOD ANY MORE INFACT HE IS STARTING TO SMELL SO CAN I PLEASE HAVE A HUG?

 
At 10:12 AM, Blogger BenoSmash said...

Wickerbasket...

There's a button next to the "A" button. please make sure that it hasn't been pressed before typing.

 
At 11:36 AM, Blogger Dramanue of Fenrir said...

Nice work, m'lady Aylee. Good sentence structure, dictation, and generally good use of grammar. I do, though, have a few gripes.

Experience and Emergencies are spelt with an "e".

"He seemed to content to leave it there"; Replace the first 'to' with 'too'.

"Or it could of just been gas..","Oops, that may of been too much.."; This is an all too common mistake... "Could of" or "may of" are not words, they don't even make sense. The sentences might've made sense if you would've used "could have" [could've]and "may have".

But I digress, as I said before, your structure and composition is excellent. ^_^b

 
At 11:39 AM, Blogger Myloko said...

Dave, you should use some of that fanclub money to hire some bodyguards to guard you against the evil fanboys ;)

 
At 12:07 PM, Blogger mohammed said...

Ohatt thank you for your reply, which you understood my point completly.... sarcasm away.

No ohatt, where did i point a critisism? . in anycase you are writing in the " Fanboys " post in the blog, so here's my point , you are a fanboy.

I was just pointing at "GM" dave at more fun he can have, and the return of the fun he has we at all the servers not just Asura will have fun more in the game. which will lead to less of those " OMGZ BBQ GILCHINESESELLING BITCHASSHOLES STOLE MY NM IN EAST RONUFAURE" hmm ?

oh btw and if you were a little bit more observant you will find that the only problem in my post(s) is a "" that means something , i am pretty sure "GM" dave is smart enough to get the idea .

What say you oh mighty and great "GM" dave?

 
At 12:15 PM, Blogger Music-chan said...

You might just need an alternate sorce of punishment for people who seem to ENJOY dragon feedings.

Or not.

You know, whatever. =p

 
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At 12:15 PM, Blogger ohatt said...

Does anyone have any idea what Mohammed is talking about? I read his posts like three times and it just doesnt register with me at all.

Okay here's some simple tips on posting.

FIGURE OUT YOUR POINT OF VIEW, DECIDE WHAT YOUR GOING TO SAY, DECIDE HOW TO CONVEY YOUR THOUGHTS IN A WAY WHICH MAKE SENSE...

And then...

Forget it,

You're too retarded.

 
At 12:18 PM, Blogger ohatt said...

"and the return of the fun he has we at all the servers not just Asura will have fun more in the game. which will lead to less of those " OMGZ BBQ GILCHINESESELLING BITCHASSHOLES STOLE MY NM IN EAST RONUFAURE" hmm ?"

Please paraphrase or something, I really need this explained to me like im a first grader. Does this mean somehing? How is GM dave having more fun going to lead to less morons? What does BBQ have anything to do with this? Or the Chinese?

 
At 12:27 PM, Blogger ohatt said...

How am I a fanboy for posting here, if you posted first? WHAT are you qouting? Why are your quotes all over the place? Why do you quote "GM"? That is an insult to him in itself. Or do you just not know where the [ and ] keys are on your keyboard? Just give up...

Your stupidity offends me...

 
At 12:28 PM, Blogger mohammed said...

i am sorry , was it the " you are a fanboy " comment that got on your nerves mostly .... I take it back then i guess.

ok here's a more easy on the brains version for the fanboys out there .. oh wait .. THE fanboy no no i am kidding.


"Gilsellers banning ? or dumbasses banning ? which one you would ban first ?"

 
At 12:34 PM, Blogger Aylee said...

Just as a point of reference, [GM]Dave's 'writing style', so to speak, was actually popularized many years ago by such authors as Harry Harrison. 'Bill the Galactic Hero', 'Stainless Steel Rat'.

L. Ron. Hubbard (sp?) used it as well in his ten volume series, through I forget the name.

Harry Harrison even used the 'read:' comment.

It can't be considered unique, but then, really nothing can be now a days. [GM]Dave brings his own flavor to it, and more importantly, he brings it every day without a loss of interest.

Hurray for [GM]Dave. I only hope he can keep it up.

As for.. the comments by Dramanue of Fenrir.

Thank you, very much for spending the time to review my submission. Really, you brought out some points, things I did not know.

'"Could of" or "may of" are not words, they don't even make sense.'

Really? I've been using them for years.

At this time, however, I'm not going to follow that advice. My biggest writing hurdle is that I spend too much time on technicalities, and not enough time on writing itself. I think I have myself to a level where I'm understandable, and now, I'm at a stage where I purposely leave everything at a 'rough draft'.

Thank you for the consideration, however! I mean it, not being sarcastic. It's nice to see someone actually read your post, and understand it. :)

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger mohammed said...

my stupidity offends you , or hurt your brains ? You see, i really really did NOT mean that FIRST post to be directed to you at all, you chose to reply to me , you chose to tell the readers who is retared , you chose to be mr. [GM]Dave's represensitive -want to have his babies too ? - , ( btw i know where the [] are)

" Mohammed (and to the other critics), I'm going to answer your question for [GM]Dave if i may....

You fail... period."

and why are you writing like "GM" Dave anyways , you may want to open this page again and read it , few time maybe.

http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/05/fanboys.html

In simple words , my first post was talking to GM dave... not you.

 
At 12:39 PM, Blogger ohatt said...

[GM]Dave: Please never again travel to Asura, because I'm sorry for you if you ever have to meet Mohammed. Please forgive him for his blatant retardation....

Unless of course you would like to feed him to a certain purple dragon. ;P

 
At 12:42 PM, Blogger mohammed said...

hmmm, what makes you think i am in Asura? and why are you still talking FOR GM dave ?

again read the original post, cause you are seriously a fanboy.

 
At 1:46 PM, Blogger Squirt said...

Reeree says that it is sad that the price of fame is to have tard agro every day in the comments of your blog stories but I don't think that's true.

I think all of you are very nice and it would be super fun to have tea with bears and chocolates. I love bears! (The animals, not the ones from leather bars, although I am sure those are very nice, too).

Reeree says [GM]Dave's babies would be a very bad idea because they would all have fetal-weetal alcohol syndrome and therefore not taste very good, and that the nice men who want to have his babies would probably give birth to a manticore no matter who the other father was, but I don't think that's right either. I bet they would be the cutest Mithra babies ever even if they were all boys!

Reeree says that sometimes retarded players shouldn't be fed to Jormy-wormy because eventually one of them is going to give him irritable bowel syndrome and dragons are not fun when you interrupt their regularity, but I told her I think that dragons have special buggies that live in their 'testines to help digest those kinds of people and it would only be a problem if Jormy started eating Taco Bell instead.

I love Taco Bell!

 
At 2:03 PM, Blogger Aakawolf said...

...

Dude, if you haven't, and even if you don't normally like it, somehow get ahold of Invader Zim Season One. There's an episode called "Bestest Friend" that I think you will deeply sympathize with. And, I think you will cackle with horrible horrible glee when you see how it ends.

It's violent. It's evil.

And it happens to a fanboy.

 
At 2:56 PM, Blogger Dramanue of Fenrir said...

L. Ron. Hubbard (sp?) used it as well in his ten volume series, through I forget the name.

The gentlemen who wrote the Scientoloy books? I'd be interested in finding out which series you're talking about since I've been meaning to seek out his works for a while. Could you be speaking of the Mission Earth series?Something, though, leads me to wonder if you're mistaking Hubbard for Haye (Tim F. LaHaye) from the Left Behind series of books.

As for the Invader Zim remark by aakawolf, yes, you'd most definitely enjoy that episode. "Now to test your absorbancy..."

And finally for Reeree/Squirt. Entertaining. Excellent. Two thumbs up. Can I have what you're having, please?

Btw, anyone know what HTML tags are allowed {You can use some HTML tags, such as b, i, a}? It doesn't let me use /u or /color...

 
At 3:26 PM, Blogger Stocky said...

Mohammed: Go back to Jeruselam.

Ohatt: Go back to whatever NM dropped you.

Back to your corners people.

 
At 3:49 PM, Blogger Idalia said...

hah. yah that was hot.

 
At 7:14 PM, Blogger dickkead said...

I want to have your babies... and by "have" I mean "kick", and by "your babies" I mean "you in the nuts".

And so on and so forth.

 
At 9:29 PM, Blogger WindexHamster said...

Aylee, you should seriously consider not ever posting another retarded imitation of Dave's blog in his comments.

Seriously.

Fucking idiot.

Additionally: Grammar <-- |Please check it.|

 
At 8:27 AM, Blogger Dramanue of Fenrir said...

Windexhamster, go clean [read: get hit by] a windshield. Her style may be similar, but it does not match (e.g. imitate) Dave's. Yes, there are other very small discrepencies in her post (your/you're, ment/meant) but they're miniscule in comparison to the grandeur of the full work in itself. If you don't want to read her comments, don't read them. I enjoy them, and I'm sure others do as well. Atleast she has the guts to post something of that magnitude as a comment.
/clap Aylee

 
At 8:36 AM, Blogger Chronofantasy said...

I don't want to have your baby...I want to have Goblin Smithy's baby :P

I want to have Jormungand's baby :P jk. Those stalker types do get annoying.

 
At 2:04 PM, Blogger Master Dingo said...

It sounds more like you hate sycophants more than true fanboys, though. But, I thought you might find this amusing:

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm

 
At 1:48 PM, Blogger Lokkin said...

Lol, great post. A little bit of funny to lighten an otherwise miserable day.

Thanks very muchly GM Dave, and keep up the good work.

On another note, I bet [GM]Dave is taking notes of all the idiots bringing up stupid arguements about imitation and such.

I hope he is.

It would be nice to read a blog psot with one of their names in it.

Very fun.

Aylee, that was awesome. small mistakes, but hardly worth noticing. Very very good.

 
At 1:40 PM, Blogger Shiphrah said...

Would ya just stop bitchin' like a buncha damn babies?

Jesus Christ, folks... If you don't like what you read here, just shut up and leave. No one is FORCING you to stare at the screen and read everything that's here. Hell, no one's even ASKING you to.

If you don't like it, just go. Go away. Right now. No one wants to hear you bitch and complain. We come here for entertainment and to relieve a bit of stress from the retards in Vana'diel, not to have the retards of Blogspot add to that stress.

Go whine somewhere else. Nobody here wants to hear it.

 

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