I'm in a lot of pain, so today's post will be done in point form.
-took daughter skating
-skated daughter around ice very fast
-wife skated directly in front of us
-made mental note to explain the whole zig ZAG system at my earliest convenience
-managed to save both girls from serious injury by inflicting VERY serious injury on self
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