Law & Order: Gold Farmers UnitThere are few people I hate, loathe, DESPISE than RMTs.
That means Real Money Traders for those of you playing along at home.
Every major MMORPG has them. They're like a horrible, disgusting infection that can be treated, but never cured.
Basically, gil sellers are herpes.
Yes, you heard me right. They are herpes.
Now, we do our best to keep these guys in control. We're in those trenches every day kicking ass and taking names.
We then put those names on a form.
It's a long form.
I read almost half of it once.
But, no matter how many of these guys we ban, twenty more just show up to take their place. They're just waiting in the wings to create new accounts, credit cards squeezed in their eager little fingers.
It'd be almost cute if they weren't bloodsucking, c--ksucking blights on humanity.
That's twice the sucking for the same price.
What a deal!
Now, I don't want to stereotype all gil/gold sellers. It would be wrong of me to suggest that such a large group could be generalized into a specific demographic.
I'm just going to say that most, if not all, of them come from a certain country in Asia.
It begins with a C and rhymes with China.
Wait... I think I did that wrong...
This isn't a comment on Chinese people. Oh, no, those guys are all right. It would be downright stupid to judge an entire country by a small fraction of its people.
But the majority of gil/gold sellers do come from China.
Well... At least they used to.
It seems China decided to make RMT illegal. It is now officially against the law in China to take part in RMT activities for any MMORPG.
Oh yeah, baby.
Finally, a country has woken up and created actual laws against being a complete and utter douchebag.
About bloody time.
Let's kick it up a notch though. Let's make it illegal in EVERY country.
Punishable by death.
Ooooooooh! Or punishable by crotch punching!
That's way better. Death would be too damned quick. Crotch punching would be so much more effective of a deterrent.
And who does the punching? Anyone harmed or annoyed by RMT activities.
RMT group steal your NM? Crotch punch.
RMT group try and intentionally get you killed? Crotch punch.
RMT exploiting glitch to dupe gil? Falcon crotch punch.
If you can honestly tell me this doesn't sound like the best damned idea ever, then you're not reading it correctly.
We need to get this thing on the next ballot or something. We could vote on initiating a RMT crotch punch law.
We could stand up, as a people, and with clear voices yell that we will not go gentle into that goodnight. We will stand against the darkness and then we will punch it in the testicles.
Damn, I love democracy.